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			That lad's as thick as two short planks , knee-high to a grasshopper and needs to stand twice in same place to cast 'is own shadow .
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			He's one brick short of a full load or He's not playing with a full deck. (of cards) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			If he turns sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			He's as daft as a brush , and doesn't have a leg to stand on with that argument .
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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	"It's a whole other kettle of fish" == It is completely different "He's as bright as a two bob bit" == He is stupid (based on the Yorkshire definition of 'two bob bit', not the Cockney rhyming slang definition....) "That's the dogs bollocks!" == That's really very good! (dogs testicles must be really good, because they spend whole days licking them)  | 
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