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When's Doughnut Day?
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Okay, I'm convinced it was all a ruse and Alexander is right now sitting back, sipping a brandy, and enjoying in the suffering of all of us poor souls who just wanted a chance at an iPad. So I say we storm the castle tomorrow and cause all kinds of hell. First, we'll need a plan. Since I don't have one, we'll go to step two. We'll need a bunch of these:
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Which castle ?
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Grand Sorcerer
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I came home on friday, and found the cats acting weirdly in the old bedroom. After some time they managed to chase the mouse out of the room into an area where I (again, without too much help from the cats) could catch it. I wonder why I have cats... Pick an easy one... A lot of those Swiss castles were build on top of a hill... |
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Grand Sorcerer
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THANK YOU VaRio! BUT OUR IpAD IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! |
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When's Doughnut Day?
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When's Doughnut Day?
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OMG! Marc's a greenie! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Wizard
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Did you just notice that? Where have you been? Storming the wrong castle? |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Settle down, pet. It's all good. I'm just an ordinary bloke. I'm on your side.
Actually, I'm on everybody's side - it's kind of my thing. I'd sell your heart's desire to you, and then your dirty secret to your mother-in-law. Cheers, Marc (Not green...all the colours of the rainbow) |
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Bah! Humbug!
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a force of brave warriors was assembled to rescue the Princess iPad from the evil Lord Darth Alexander. Darth Alexander had turned to the dark side, repudiating his Flash ancestry and embracing the lure of the Death Apple. Darth Alex distracted the doughty MR force by launching a seductive contest to win the lovely Princess iPad. In truth, whilst the MR members jousted with one another to lodge the correct answer on the survey, Darth Alexander seized the Princess and vanished into the badlands beyond Jupiter. Even now he is running his foul fingers over her lovely touch screen, making her Apps jiggle. MR must launch a rebel task force to track down Darth Alexander and liberate the Princess. She tried to send a message to aid the rescue team, but her Wifi connection had been dropped. Fortunately, she has left a trail of donut crumbs for MR rebels to follow! May the Force be with MR! |
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When's Doughnut Day?
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Oh, my!! (doggie quickly closes eyes and covers ears) My innocence is being violated with foul images of....of....well, you know! (doggie sneaks one more little peek)
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Bookaholic
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Leaver of Hoofmarks
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WARNING: This thread is no longer work safe!
My boss walked by about the time I was trying not to fall off my chair laughing! :P |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Grand Sorcerer
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And, VR, Marc doesn't count... He's .... different... from all other greenies... |
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When's Doughnut Day?
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Right. And it's exactly his transcendent powers of mind/matter/ether/zorq transformation that makes me quiver! Remember, he can turn people into gibbon fodder (or poo) in the blink of an eye.
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