Silliness Chicken - Page 39

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2011, 10:13 AM

Do you have a fire marshal permit for that B-B-Q?
Unless you can produce it, we'll just have to throw some water on those plans.

HomeInMyShoes · 09-20-2011, 10:29 AM

^Local zoning laws allow for firepits.

Solitaire1 · 09-20-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

But wouldn't eating poor-quality seed result in you making yourself ill? Plus, with proper preparation it is possible to overcome an unpleasant taste by adding ingredients that counter that taste.

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

These seeds are high quality, having been chosen by chook scientists for their nutritious properties. I am in fighting fitness! My beak is sharp, my claws are long!
You won't overcome this aftertaste..

I apologize, I misunderstood you. Logically, since high-quality feed would result in a tastier chicken, and your goal is to decrease your tastiness, you would consume lower-quality feed to meet that goal.

AprilHare · 09-21-2011, 09:04 PM

The seeds are high quality - for me. The resultant is not so high quality for you.
If you ever eat me, you'll choke on my bones!

Dylrob · 09-21-2011, 10:21 PM

Fine, we won't eat you. Instead we will grind your remains into livestock feed.

Solitaire1 · 09-22-2011, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

The seeds are high quality - for me. The resultant is not so high quality for you.
If you ever eat me, you'll choke on my bones!

It's not an issue since I don't eat chicken bones. Concerning making chicken tasty, one thing will make all chicken tasty: BBQ sauce!

[Goes out to get some BBQ sauce.]

AprilHare · 09-26-2011, 01:51 AM

BBQ sauce is an abomination.
How does that taste like a barbeque, I might ask? Barbeques taste like charred fuel!

Dylrob · 09-26-2011, 02:33 AM

H, why are we even having this conversation? Just stuff the overly-dressed fowl with herbs and roast him already.

Solitaire1 · 09-26-2011, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

H, why are we even having this conversation? Just stuff the overly-dressed fowl with herbs and roast him already.

Add some good spices (which will total 11 altogether) and an oven set to about 350 degrees, and it should work very well indeed.

Phogg · 09-26-2011, 09:16 AM

Inject a good marinade.

AprilHare · 09-26-2011, 07:33 PM

You still have to catch me! Plan your murderous rampage all you want..

poohbear_nc · 09-26-2011, 07:44 PM

[*faints at the sight of that huge needle*]

AprilHare · 09-26-2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

[*faints at the sight of that huge needle*]

Wake up poohbear_nc. We need to keep on running.

Dylrob · 09-26-2011, 09:06 PM

*clubs the unconscious Poohbear to death, then tosses in the fryer*

What? It's not like the Geneva conventions apply to chickens.

poohbear_nc · 09-26-2011, 09:29 PM

I'm sorry, clubbing to death & frying a moderator will get you banned ASAP! Repent and help the poor chook before you are banished to a chickenless dwelling!

09-21-2011, 10:21 PM	#575
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Fine, we won't eat you. Instead we will grind your remains into livestock feed. Last edited by Dylrob; 09-26-2011 at 02:30 AM.

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09-20-2011, 10:13 AM	#571
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,634 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Do you have a fire marshal permit for that B-B-Q? Unless you can produce it, we'll just have to throw some water on those plans.

09-20-2011, 10:29 AM	#572
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^Local zoning laws allow for firepits.

09-21-2011, 09:04 PM	#574
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	The seeds are high quality - for me. The resultant is not so high quality for you. If you ever eat me, you'll choke on my bones!

09-26-2011, 01:51 AM	#577
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	BBQ sauce is an abomination. How does that taste like a barbeque, I might ask? Barbeques taste like charred fuel!

09-26-2011, 02:33 AM	#578
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	H, why are we even having this conversation? Just stuff the overly-dressed fowl with herbs and roast him already.

09-26-2011, 09:16 AM	#580
Phogg PHD in Horribleness Posts: 2,320 Karma: 23599604 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In the ironbound section, near avenue L Device: Just a whole bunch. I guess I am a collector now.	Inject a good marinade.

09-26-2011, 07:33 PM	#581
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	You still have to catch me! Plan your murderous rampage all you want..

09-26-2011, 07:44 PM	#582
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,634 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	[faints at the sight of that huge needle]

09-26-2011, 09:06 PM	#584
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	clubs the unconscious Poohbear to death, then tosses in the fryer What? It's not like the Geneva conventions apply to chickens.

09-26-2011, 09:29 PM	#585
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,634 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I'm sorry, clubbing to death & frying a moderator will get you banned ASAP! Repent and help the poor chook before you are banished to a chickenless dwelling!