Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 38

SameOldStory · 10-01-2010, 12:49 PM

Is this your REAL identity?

SameOldStory · 10-01-2010, 12:50 PM

CHICKEN MAINIA is over, for now. I'm going to get medical help.

kindlekitten · 10-01-2010, 12:53 PM

thank goodness!!!!

poohbear_nc · 10-01-2010, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

CHICKEN MAINIA is over, for now. I'm going to get medical help.

It will never be over! When you come back from chicken rehab - I'll still be here! April too! You're doomed! Doomed I say! Muahahahahahahahaha!

SameOldStory · 10-01-2010, 11:30 PM

Dear Mr J Strand

I'm writing you regarding theft of intellectual property by a mean little - yellow - chicken!

In your short story "A BIT OF HALLOWEEN MAYHEM" you came up with a cleaver, and very funny, evil laugh - muahahahahaha. This wonderful bit of hilarity has now been usurped by said little - yellow - chicken. Without any compensation nor even a mention of your fine story.

By the way, those wonderful lines by Happy Roy >

“Mr. McGlade, I’m not having anyone killed. I’m Happy Roy. I don’t kill people. I promote world peace through deep fried poultry."

>are sure to win you a Nobel Prize for literature. Just wonderful. And VERY inspiring. Something to live by.

Your admirer, SameOldStory

PS - Should I catch that little - yellow - plagiarist I'll save some BBQ for you.

poohbear_nc · 10-03-2010, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Dear Mr J Strand

I'm writing you regarding theft of intellectual property by a mean little - yellow - chicken!

In your short story "A BIT OF HALLOWEEN MAYHEM" you came up with a cleaver, and very funny, evil laugh - muahahahahaha. This wonderful bit of hilarity has now been usurped by said little - yellow - chicken. Without any compensation nor even a mention of your fine story.

By the way, those wonderful lines by Happy Roy >

“Mr. McGlade, I’m not having anyone killed. I’m Happy Roy. I don’t kill people. I promote world peace through deep fried poultry."

>are sure to win you a Nobel Prize for literature. Just wonderful. And VERY inspiring. Something to live by.

Your admirer, SameOldStory

PS - Should I catch that little - yellow - plagiarist I'll save some BBQ for you.

A nice piece of literary persiflage! Of course I paid my literary royalties! For this WONDERFUL expression of my concern for your mental health!
[what's left of it hehehehhehehehe - is that copyrighted too?]

Come back and post when they let you use something other than crayons!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[patent pending]

SameOldStory · 10-03-2010, 06:46 PM

Dear Poohbear

They won’t let me have crayons yet. They say I might put somebody’s eye out. But you know me, I wouldn't do something bad like that. Right?

Anyway, they say if someone will take me into their home while I recuperate I can leave here.

If you want I could stay outside your door to protect you. Just look. Nobody is going to get past me!

Please, Poohbear. PLEASE. Call them, and ask them to take me to your house. I’ll even cook for you.

Your buddy,
SOS

poohbear_nc · 10-03-2010, 06:53 PM

Ummmm...attractive as the proposition is -- and I DO appreciate your having a "safety guard" on your axe -- I think I'll defer the honor until you reach crayon acceptability stage - then we work on the wall murals in Rabbit's house together. OK?

P.S. Rabbit says there are lots of carrots in his garden for your new vegan life style!

SameOldStory · 10-03-2010, 10:13 PM

"Safety guard"?

That's a phone thingy. I fixed it.

It was making noise.

If you let me stay in your house I can fix your phone thingy too.

You can have some ladies fingers if you want. They were stuck to the phone thingy after I fixed it.

They wanted the axe too, but it's mine!

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 09:46 AM

Ummmm.... just keep working on that "chicken aversion" therapy - until you are awarded your first box of crayons. Then we'll set up a play date!

SameOldStory · 10-04-2010, 10:38 AM

You don't go "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG", do you, Poohbear?

And if I can't come over and play right now, do you want me to send you some of those ladies fingers? I mean, after all they don't taste like chicken.

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

You don't go "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG", do you, Poohbear?

And if I can't come over and play right now, do you want me to send you some of those ladies fingers? I mean, after all they don't taste like chicken.

Oh no ... keep all fingers, ladies and other wise, right where you are! Please!

And no - unless you can hear the ringing in my ears - that's not me calling you!

SameOldStory · 10-04-2010, 12:32 PM

"unless you can hear the ringing in my ears - that's not me calling you!"

Hay! I can fix that. No problem.

In fact, I bet that after I fix it, you'll have no problems at all.

And let me tell you! This is one great axe!

It even unlocked the stupid locked doors that they used to have where I was staying.

Poohbear. As a friend. Can I axe you something? Why are women so unfriendly?

I met this girl. And before I could even start talking, she got all upset and started screaming. Then she just shut up, laid down, and went to sleep.

I think she's crazy. Or maybe she had ringing in her ears. What do you think?

Oh. And she didn't want to let go of the axe. She would just shake her head no.

I'm a good guy though and let her keep it. I'll get another. They're fun.

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 01:45 PM

I hear that April Hare is cooking a big dinner for you - to celebrate your escape release back into the defenseless public. Be sure to tell her you're bringing your own utensils!

Be sure to head right over there - don't want your food to get cold do you?

[I'll have to take a rain check for that dinner - which will leave so much more for you!]

SameOldStory · 10-04-2010, 04:06 PM

"I'll have to take a rain check for that dinner - which will leave so much more for you!"

No problem, Poohbear. I can come visit you latter.

Wouldn't it be fun to sneak into your house in the middle of the night and go BOO.

Do I hear a phone thingy ringing again?

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10-01-2010, 11:30 PM	#560
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Dear Mr J Strand I'm writing you regarding theft of intellectual property by a mean little - yellow - chicken! In your short story "A BIT OF HALLOWEEN MAYHEM" you came up with a cleaver, and very funny, evil laugh - muahahahahaha. This wonderful bit of hilarity has now been usurped by said little - yellow - chicken. Without any compensation nor even a mention of your fine story. By the way, those wonderful lines by Happy Roy > “Mr. McGlade, I’m not having anyone killed. I’m Happy Roy. I don’t kill people. I promote world peace through deep fried poultry." >are sure to win you a Nobel Prize for literature. Just wonderful. And VERY inspiring. Something to live by. Your admirer, SameOldStory PS - Should I catch that little - yellow - plagiarist I'll save some BBQ for you. Last edited by SameOldStory; 10-03-2010 at 05:18 PM.

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10-01-2010, 12:49 PM	#556
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Is this your REAL identity?

10-01-2010, 12:50 PM	#557
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	CHICKEN MAINIA is over, for now. I'm going to get medical help.

10-01-2010, 12:53 PM	#558
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10-03-2010, 06:46 PM	#562
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Dear Poohbear They won’t let me have crayons yet. They say I might put somebody’s eye out. But you know me, I wouldn't do something bad like that. Right? Anyway, they say if someone will take me into their home while I recuperate I can leave here. If you want I could stay outside your door to protect you. Just look. Nobody is going to get past me! Please, Poohbear. PLEASE. Call them, and ask them to take me to your house. I’ll even cook for you. Your buddy, SOS

10-03-2010, 06:53 PM	#563
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,120 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Ummmm...attractive as the proposition is -- and I DO appreciate your having a "safety guard" on your axe -- I think I'll defer the honor until you reach crayon acceptability stage - then we work on the wall murals in Rabbit's house together. OK? P.S. Rabbit says there are lots of carrots in his garden for your new vegan life style!

10-03-2010, 10:13 PM	#564
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	"Safety guard"? That's a phone thingy. I fixed it. It was making noise. If you let me stay in your house I can fix your phone thingy too. You can have some ladies fingers if you want. They were stuck to the phone thingy after I fixed it. They wanted the axe too, but it's mine!

10-04-2010, 09:46 AM	#565
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,120 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Ummmm.... just keep working on that "chicken aversion" therapy - until you are awarded your first box of crayons. Then we'll set up a play date!

10-04-2010, 10:38 AM	#566
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	You don't go "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG" "RRRIINGGG", do you, Poohbear? And if I can't come over and play right now, do you want me to send you some of those ladies fingers? I mean, after all they don't taste like chicken.

10-04-2010, 12:32 PM	#568
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	"unless you can hear the ringing in my ears* - that's not me calling you!"* Hay! I can fix that. No problem. In fact, I bet that after I fix it, you'll have no problems at all. And let me tell you! This is one great axe! It even unlocked the stupid locked doors that they used to have where I was staying. Poohbear. As a friend. Can I axe you something? Why are women so unfriendly? I met this girl. And before I could even start talking, she got all upset and started screaming. Then she just shut up, laid down, and went to sleep. I think she's crazy. Or maybe she had ringing in her ears. What do you think? Oh. And she didn't want to let go of the axe. She would just shake her head no. I'm a good guy though and let her keep it. I'll get another. They're fun.

10-04-2010, 01:45 PM	#569
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,120 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I hear that April Hare is cooking a big dinner for you - to celebrate your escape release back into the defenseless public. Be sure to tell her you're bringing your own utensils! Be sure to head right over there - don't want your food to get cold do you? [I'll have to take a rain check for that dinner - which will leave so much more for you!]

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10-04-2010, 04:06 PM	#570
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	"I'll have to take a rain check for that dinner - which will leave so much more for you!" No problem, Poohbear. I can come visit you latter. Wouldn't it be fun to sneak into your house in the middle of the night and go BOO. Do I hear a phone thingy ringing again?