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Old 09-15-2009, 02:31 AM   #5551
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Dear Workplace,

My care factor just fell down the loo. Help please?
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:06 AM   #5552
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Dear Workplace,

My care factor just fell down the loo. Help please?
You possibly need to shift your actionable, human-resourceable paradigm to a real-time mindshare optimated for industrial relationships fully satisfactionalised in the deliverable synergies metric.

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Old 09-15-2009, 04:08 AM   #5553
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My care factor just fell down the loo. Help please?
I find in these situations a good, sturdy chair and swinging it at the nearest manager helps a great deal Of course, this is why I never keep a job more than a couple of months, and also why I have so many bills for broken chairs
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:54 AM   #5554
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13 days until diving in Thailand. Will I be able to avoid braining someone with their laptop before that? Stay tuned!

(also, what kind of people devise a language which has a specialized verb which indicates smashing someone's skull in? SRSLY)
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:32 AM   #5555
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My care factor just fell down the loo. Help please?
I got a new attitude about mine a few months ago -- I don't give a ____!
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:33 AM   #5556
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13 days until diving in Thailand. Will I be able to avoid braining someone with their laptop before that? Stay tuned!

(also, what kind of people devise a language which has a specialized verb which indicates smashing someone's skull in? SRSLY)
Word. Don't dive with your ebook reader.

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Old 09-15-2009, 06:52 AM   #5557
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Word. Don't dive with your ebook reader.

Just bring along a hefty supply of zip-lock bags and you can dive with it withh no problems ... Unless of course, you go so deep that your screen will crack from the preassure. So it all depends on what level of divers certificate you got or not.

Personally I can go to 40 meters, so I don't think it would be a good idea to bring the reader along then
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Old 09-15-2009, 07:45 AM   #5558
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Personally I can go to 40 meters, so I don't think it would be a good idea to bring the reader along then
I have my PADI advanced but I forget how deep you can go. It was fun to try a couple of times with the nitrox but the best light and sealife is generally between 0 and 15 to 20 meters anyway, unless you are particularly interested in seaslugs or something

My best diving ever was on the barrief reef in Australia and we consistently stayed between 6 and 14 meters deep. Plus your tank lasts a lot longer on those depths.

Aaaanyhow the reader will stay on the boat
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:24 PM   #5559
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ARGH!

I just want to choke him and poke his little piggy eyes out!
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:27 PM   #5560
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ARGH!

I just want to choke him and poke his little piggy eyes out!
I'm sure "he's" fine. This is most probably an ill side effect caused by the flu shot you got.
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:36 PM   #5561
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ARGH!

I just want to choke him and poke his little piggy eyes out!

Might this have something to do with one of the Frick/Frack team?



I do hope I didn't miss any chapters. I get so lost when I can't keep up with a story.
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:42 PM   #5562
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it's frick. and it has nothing to do with my shot.

choke him make his face turn an even darker shade of scarlet, watch his fat feet kick the floor and his piggy eyes just p0p out....

ARGH!!!!
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:46 PM   #5563
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it's frick. and it has nothing to do with my shot.

choke him make his face turn an even darker shade of scarlet, watch his fat feet kick the floor and his piggy eyes just p0p out....

ARGH!!!!
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:51 PM   #5564
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easy for you to laugh. I swear one of these days I am going to post a picture of the fat grotesque little fart

(and once again, this is not an assault on those of the fluffy persuasion. I am not tiny myself)

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Old 09-15-2009, 12:52 PM   #5565
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Might this have something to do with one of the Frick/Frack team?



I do hope I didn't miss any chapters. I get so lost when I can't keep up with a story.
I am soooooo confused!
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