Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 37

ownedbycats · 03-02-2025, 06:19 PM

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DNSB · 03-02-2025, 07:29 PM

I told my wombat that it would be great at gardening. It said, “I’m just here to dig it!”

DNSB · 03-03-2025, 01:02 AM

Type whatever you want in here...

ownedbycats · 03-03-2025, 05:23 AM

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DNSB · 03-03-2025, 02:56 PM

This is meaningless verbiage to exceed the minimum character count

ownedbycats · 03-05-2025, 10:12 PM

Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who do study history are doomed to watch helplessly while everyone else repeats it.

ownedbycats · 03-06-2025, 11:19 PM

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PeterT · 03-06-2025, 11:45 PM

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What about the F..ing cooking and F..ing shopping (my late wife wouldn't do any of those).

DNSB · 03-07-2025, 03:35 PM

cartoon humour needs a caption

DNSB · 03-10-2025, 02:51 PM

The world will end at midnight, a half-hour later in Newfoundland.

Sirtel · 03-10-2025, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DNSB

The world will end at midnight, a half-hour later in Newfoundland.

By then the world has already ended a while ago here.

ownedbycats · 03-10-2025, 03:48 PM

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DNSB · 03-11-2025, 01:24 AM

The ghost of a dead cat carrying its severed tail in its mouth walks into a bar at 3 a.m. Only the bartender is there, cleaning up and shutting the place down for the night. The cat puts down the tails and begins to speak. "Pardon me sir, I don't know if you remember me, but I'm the cat that was struck and killed by a car right in front of your bar exactly a year ago tonight. I've come to ask your help," the ghost cat says. "Since the accident severed my tail, I've been doomed to walk the earth carrying my tail in my mouth until i can find a human that will reattach it for me. Could you please do me that favour?" The owner looks at his watch, and then at the ghost cat. "I wish I could, little ghost cat," the bartender says. "But our license strictly forbids me from retailing spirits after 2 a.m."

DNSB · 03-14-2025, 12:21 PM

I'd love to tell you a vampire joke... but they all suck.

afv011 · 03-17-2025, 11:39 PM

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle…

It was an ether/oar situation.

03-03-2025, 01:02 AM	#543
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Type whatever you want in here... Attached Thumbnails

03-03-2025, 02:56 PM	#545
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	This is meaningless verbiage to exceed the minimum character count Attached Thumbnails

03-07-2025, 03:35 PM	#549
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	cartoon humour needs a caption Attached Thumbnails

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DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I told my wombat that it would be great at gardening. It said, “I’m just here to dig it!”

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ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,000 Karma: 75337983 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch helplessly while everyone else repeats it.

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DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	The ghost of a dead cat carrying its severed tail in its mouth walks into a bar at 3 a.m. Only the bartender is there, cleaning up and shutting the place down for the night. The cat puts down the tails and begins to speak. "Pardon me sir, I don't know if you remember me, but I'm the cat that was struck and killed by a car right in front of your bar exactly a year ago tonight. I've come to ask your help," the ghost cat says. "Since the accident severed my tail, I've been doomed to walk the earth carrying my tail in my mouth until i can find a human that will reattach it for me. Could you please do me that favour?" The owner looks at his watch, and then at the ghost cat. "I wish I could, little ghost cat," the bartender says. "But our license strictly forbids me from retailing spirits after 2 a.m."

03-14-2025, 12:21 PM	#554
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 46,343 Karma: 169098492 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I'd love to tell you a vampire joke... but they all suck.

03-17-2025, 11:39 PM	#555
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