Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[PieMan597]

I win.

[pdurrant]

I didn't have a pie yesterday, I had a steamed pudding instead.

And today I win.

[Glorfindel]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Did you win against a grandmaster?
I win here.

I'm not THAT good

[HomeInMyShoes]

Stop selling yourself short.

[PieMan597]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I didn't have a pie yesterday, I had a steamed pudding instead.

And today I win.

Good mousey!

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[PieMan597]

I win.

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[PieMan597]

I win.

[doubleshuffle]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Another win on the way to 1,000,000!*



*Estimated completion date: 2300 CE, give or take a few decades.

You might have to step it up then. Give up your job perhaps and post here non-stop. If you don't sleep anymore and make a post per minute, you will reach your goal by 2129 CE.

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

┌► This is the thread that doesn't end,
│    Yes, it goes on and on my friend,
│    Some people tried winning it not knowing what it was,
│    And they'll continue trying it forever just because ►─┐
│                                                          │
└───────────────────────────◄──────────────────────────────┘

Loopy Win.

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I'm very impressed with your character art skills.

But not enough to stop posting here.

I win.

I prefer this:

10 Print "This is the thread that doesn't end,"
20 Print "Yes, it goes on and on my friend,"
30 Print "Some people tried winning it not knowing what it was,"
40 Print "And they'll continue trying it forever just because"
50 Goto 10

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by doubleshuffle

Hey little turtle, where are you now (without the win, which is with me...)?

Post 3: Been in Germany for the past few days, enjoying massive amounts of beer. Didn't feel like going anywhere for the now.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Gotos are evil.

[pdurrant]

Originally Posted by doubleshuffle

You might have to step it up then. Give up your job perhaps and post here non-stop. If you don't sleep anymore and make a post per minute, you will reach your goal by 2129 CE.

I think you have an error in your arithmetic somewhere. If I did as you suggested (but allowing 8 hours for sleep each day, but no holidays) I could get to my 1,000,000th win before the end of 2017!

I win!