Silliness Quiz - Page 360

orlok · 01-25-2012, 01:23 PM

Commonly used in Australian foreplay, as in "Brace yourself, Sheila!".

pdurrant · 01-25-2012, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

Commonly used in Australian foreplay, as in "Brace yourself, Sheila!".

I've also heard that one as "You awake, Sheila?"

Hamlet53 · 01-25-2012, 04:54 PM

Where as I have always heard that in England it goes something like: "Just close your eyes, lie back, and think of the Queen dear."

SneakySnake · 01-25-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

A machine for inserting hair plugs?

The closest so far. At least you all know what a Sheila is (besides being blokes mum's name).

next cloo = it is not for putting something in, but for taking something out.

Stitchawl · 01-26-2012, 06:13 AM

I give up... I've thunk and I've thunk and I've thunk.... Nutin...

How about another clue?

Stitchawl

WT Sharpe · 01-26-2012, 08:01 AM

I forgot the question.

orlok · 01-26-2012, 02:34 PM

Vasectomies? Would be a tad expensive, tho'.

Bilbo1967 · 01-26-2012, 02:38 PM

*with legs crossed* For removing testicles (in cases of testicular cancer)?

SneakySnake · 01-26-2012, 05:32 PM

close. The robot that helps you take out a prostate.

Testicles would be fairly easy (dangle an dsnip), but the prostate is a long way in.

Daithi · 01-26-2012, 06:09 PM

Need your prostate removed? We have an App for that!

WT Sharpe · 01-26-2012, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daithi

Need your prostate removed? We have an App for that!

I wouldn't doubt it!

Stitchawl · 01-26-2012, 06:20 PM

Could we talk about rainbows and flowers and ice cream, please. All this talk of 'dangle and snip' is scaring the hell out of me!

Honest... I sincerely apologize to every male dog and horse I ever owned!

Stitchawl

Bookpossum · 01-26-2012, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maianhvk

Okay, time for an easy exercise. Let's solve the Einstein quiz. Many of you may have done it before...

Facts:
There are 5 houses in 5 different colors.
In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
Hints:
The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

Question:
Can you determine who keeps fish?

I love logic puzzles and I don't think anyone gave the answer. I believe it is the German. My grid goes:

House 1 - Yellow, Norwegian, Water, Dunhill, Cats.
House 2 - Blue, Dane, Tea, Blend, Horses.
House 3 - Red, Brit, Milk, Pall Mall, Birds.
House 4 - Green, German, Coffee, Prince, Fish.
House 5 - White, Swede, Beer, Blue Master, Dogs.

SneakySnake · 01-26-2012, 06:51 PM

somebody please pose a Q.......

Stitchawl · 01-26-2012, 07:18 PM

OK...
Nancy is a very attractive clerk in a candy store. She is 19 years old, is a Freshman at an Ivy League University, wears fashionable clothes, and is a highly competent mathematician. She has done a least squares analysis on her weight during the last two years and has found that the best fitting polynomial is a cubic equation. What does she weigh?

Stitchawl

01-26-2012, 07:18 PM	#5400
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	OK... Nancy is a very attractive clerk in a candy store. She is 19 years old, is a Freshman at an Ivy League University, wears fashionable clothes, and is a highly competent mathematician. She has done a least squares analysis on her weight during the last two years and has found that the best fitting polynomial is a cubic equation. What does she weigh? Stitchawl Last edited by Stitchawl; 01-26-2012 at 07:38 PM.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Quiz Lovers and Trivia Fans	imahogg	Self-Promotions by Authors and Publishers	4	11-19-2010 08:39 AM
Quick quiz-- what's the last thing you'd want to see coming out of your toilet?	ardeegee	Lounge	4	04-29-2010 06:34 AM
Dickens Quiz	HarryT	Lounge	19	09-07-2009 08:02 PM
iLiad flashcard or quiz type software?	readmore	iRex Developer's Corner	1	12-16-2007 08:04 PM

01-25-2012, 01:23 PM	#5386
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	Commonly used in Australian foreplay, as in "Brace yourself, Sheila!".

01-25-2012, 04:54 PM	#5388
Hamlet53 Nameless Being	Where as I have always heard that in England it goes something like: "Just close your eyes, lie back, and think of the Queen dear."

01-26-2012, 06:13 AM	#5390
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	I give up... I've thunk and I've thunk and I've thunk.... Nutin... How about another clue? Stitchawl

01-26-2012, 08:01 AM	#5391
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	I forgot the question.

01-26-2012, 02:34 PM	#5392
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	Vasectomies? Would be a tad expensive, tho'.

01-26-2012, 02:38 PM	#5393
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	with legs crossed For removing testicles (in cases of testicular cancer)?

01-26-2012, 05:32 PM	#5394
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	close. The robot that helps you take out a prostate. Testicles would be fairly easy (dangle an dsnip), but the prostate is a long way in.

01-26-2012, 06:09 PM	#5395
Daithi Publishers are evil! Posts: 2,418 Karma: 36205264 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rhode Island Device: Various Kindles	Need your prostate removed? We have an App for that!

01-26-2012, 06:20 PM	#5397
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Could we talk about rainbows and flowers and ice cream, please. All this talk of 'dangle and snip' is scaring the hell out of me! Honest... I sincerely apologize to every male dog and horse I ever owned! Stitchawl

01-26-2012, 06:51 PM	#5399
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	somebody please pose a Q.......

Advert

Advert