Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 36

poohbear_nc · 09-29-2010, 07:00 PM

Hmmm .... I DO have the left-over motor oil from my last oil change. Since it qualifies as organic, I'll send over to you. Bon appetit!

I am a civilized chicken - chock full of contaminants, carcinogens, and MSG.

SameOldStory · 09-29-2010, 08:28 PM

All that means is that you have flavor.

And you do know that my state has a law that any chicken sending used motor oil into this state must have an EXACT return address with a map showing EXACTLY where they live and EXACT what time when he'll be home.

State law, yup.

So please. Send it to me.

poohbear_nc · 09-29-2010, 08:36 PM

Poohbear_nc
c/o Hundred Acre Woods
3rd Tree from the bush with yellow flowers next to the pond
knock twice at 06:00 CST
then run as fast as you can into the bramble patch and wait for me

AprilHare · 09-29-2010, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Poohbear_nc
c/o Hundred Acre Woods
3rd Tree from the bush with yellow flowers next to the pond
knock twice at 06:00 CST
then run as fast as you can into the bramble patch and wait for me

My God, pooh, I told you about that tree in confidence!

poohbear_nc · 09-29-2010, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

My God, pooh, I told you about that tree in confidence!

[Psst ... don't worry ... Gopher has been at work digging a trap in front of the tree - covered with leaves - we'll capture that sorry SoS and give him to the heffalumps & woozles! He won't be bothering us any more.]

AprilHare · 09-29-2010, 10:03 PM

Muhahahahahaha!
Hope he didn't read that first

SameOldStory · 09-29-2010, 10:10 PM

Um, hay guys. Anyone want some slightly used nails? They were only used on something soft.

And I washed them too.

SameOldStory · 09-29-2010, 10:14 PM

I ani't going no place untill I get my used motor oil. You can't fool me that easy.

poohbear_nc · 09-29-2010, 10:17 PM

The motor oil will be arriving shortly - stay by your mailbox! A loooong time!
*snicker*

You have to sign for it!

AprilHare · 09-29-2010, 11:19 PM

Oh, that's mean pooh.
I like it

poohbear_nc · 09-30-2010, 12:48 PM

Stay put by your mailbox SoS -- remember - you have to sign for the package of oil.
Oh ... and I put a little present in there for you too - since you've been SO friendly and had those terrible accidents. [Have you had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years?]

Spoiler:

Hope you like it!

SameOldStory · 09-30-2010, 01:37 PM

I'm waiting, but I hope it arrives soon. My back is starting to hurt.

poohbear_nc · 09-30-2010, 01:46 PM

OMG - you kidnapped & freeze-dried Lance Armstrong!!

Oops - I'm sorry - your mailbox is WAY too small for the package of oil. Better drive into town and wait at the main post office - just camp out by the "Parcel Post" window.

SameOldStory · 09-30-2010, 01:54 PM

That was the easy part. Do you know how much it costas to have him plated?

It's a lot more than bronzed baby shoes.

SameOldStory · 10-01-2010, 12:46 PM

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09-29-2010, 07:00 PM	#526
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,842 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmm .... I DO have the left-over motor oil from my last oil change. Since it qualifies as organic, I'll send over to you. Bon appetit! I am a civilized chicken - chock full of contaminants, carcinogens, and MSG.

09-29-2010, 08:28 PM	#527
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	All that means is that you have flavor. And you do know that my state has a law that any chicken sending used motor oil into this state must have an EXACT return address with a map showing EXACTLY where they live and EXACT what time when he'll be home. State law, yup. So please. Send it to me.

09-29-2010, 08:36 PM	#528
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,842 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Poohbear_nc c/o Hundred Acre Woods 3rd Tree from the bush with yellow flowers next to the pond knock twice at 06:00 CST then run as fast as you can into the bramble patch and wait for me

09-29-2010, 10:03 PM	#531
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Muhahahahahaha! Hope he didn't read that first

09-29-2010, 10:10 PM	#532
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Um, hay guys. Anyone want some slightly used nails? They were only used on something soft. And I washed them too.

09-29-2010, 10:14 PM	#533
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I ani't going no place untill I get my used motor oil. You can't fool me that easy.

09-29-2010, 10:17 PM	#534
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,842 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The motor oil will be arriving shortly - stay by your mailbox! A loooong time! snicker You have to sign for it!

09-29-2010, 11:19 PM	#535
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Oh, that's mean pooh. I like it

09-30-2010, 12:48 PM	#536
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,842 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Stay put by your mailbox SoS -- remember - you have to sign for the package of oil. Oh ... and I put a little present in there for you too - since you've been SO friendly and had those terrible accidents. [Have you had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years?] Spoiler: Hope you like it!

09-30-2010, 01:37 PM	#537
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I'm waiting, but I hope it arrives soon. My back is starting to hurt.

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09-30-2010, 01:46 PM	#538
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,842 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	OMG - you kidnapped & freeze-dried Lance Armstrong!! Oops - I'm sorry - your mailbox is WAY too small for the package of oil. Better drive into town and wait at the main post office - just camp out by the "Parcel Post" window.

09-30-2010, 01:54 PM	#539
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	That was the easy part. Do you know how much it costas to have him plated? It's a lot more than bronzed baby shoes.

10-01-2010, 12:46 PM	#540
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0