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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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Why yes, I am.
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 318076944
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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Poor, delusional doggy.
I win. |
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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I'm comfortable with being delusional. Other people sometimes have issues with it though. Go figure.
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 318076944
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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I beleive I'm winning.
Does that make me delusional too? Time will tell. |
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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You are only delusional if you believe we are, in reality, a mouse and a dog.
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 318076944
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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You're not a dog?!?!
. . . . . . Ummm... no, of course I'm not a mouse in real life. What a foolish idea. Only on MobileRead. Yes, that's right. I'm only a mouse on MobileRead. Of course I don't think I'm really a mouse. . . . . But I really do believe I've won this thread. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 445850508
Join Date: Dec 2011
Device: Sony PRS-T1
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Quote:
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Unicycle Daredevil
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Karma: 185432100
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains
Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3
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OK, I think this might be the right place to tell one of my late father's favourite jokes:
A man suffers from the delusion that he is a mouse. He has spent time at a mental hospital, where he has been healed from his delusion. Just before he leaves, his doctor asks him once more: "Are you a mouse?" The patient replies: "No, of course not. I am a man!" The same night he bangs on the door of the hospital, begging to be readmitted. Surprised, the doctor lets him in and says: "And I was so sure that you really knew you're a man and not a mouse..." To which the patient replies: "Of course I know that I am not a mouse! But what if the cat doesn't know?" Oh, and I win. |
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Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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No snow over here win.
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I write stories.
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Karma: 16437432
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Northern Germany
Device: kindle
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Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, shall prevent me from winning the thread!
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Unicycle Daredevil
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Karma: 185432100
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains
Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3
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Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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I win.
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Benevolent Evil Lord
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Karma: 48339466
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!)
Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)
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White knuckle commute is over win. I'd start a rant about the stupidity I witnessed on the snowy drive in, but I'm afraid my brain would explode and this is the wrong thread anyway....
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Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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I win.
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 37197878
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: USA
Device: Nexus 7 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab A 8" (retired=Sony PRS650, Kobo Mini)
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Lazy morning win.
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