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Bah! Humbug!
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Locked & loaded!
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Once a chicken has tasted human blood...
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I ain't afraid of no chicken from North Carolina. He probably bought it at Toys R Us.
![]() Q: Is it legal for a private citizen to own a machine gun in North Carolina? A: Per the North Carolina Attorney General's interpretation of relevant State law, the answer is clearly and unequivocally NO. Besides, I have a DeWalt gun that'll work as long as I pull the trigger. ![]() Darn it!!! I'll be back soon. ![]() ![]() This really hurts. ![]() Last edited by SameOldStory; 09-28-2010 at 11:17 PM. |
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Go ahead and laugh, chicken.
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One brave chook will be. Me!
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Have you no pitty?
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You'll be fine.
Eat a hamburger or something instead. |
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That just shows MY superiority.
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Are you now a kinder and gentler SoS? Maybe a vegan? [too bad he didn't nail his jaw shut! ![]() |
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Poohbear, you have my promise. You won’t feel a thing.
![]() I am after all a kind, gentle, and humane person. ![]() ![]() But I am hungry, so lets not waist too much time. ![]() |
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OK - look down the barrel of your DeWalt gun - accidentally shooting your hand might have jammed it - press the trigger again to make sure it still fires OK.
Just a basic gun safety tip before you go out chicken hunting! Wouldn't want you to have an accident in the field! |
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YOU ARE A NASTY CHICKEN!
And that is the last time I take your advice! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm just lucky that noting important was hit. (And, yes. I am alive and not a zombie.) |
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Oh good! Nothing important was injured! It's so important to observe proper gun safety handling techniques. Wouldn't want to accidentally wound an innocent waterfowl would you?
Oh good, I see one nail in your jaw. You'll be eating through a straw for a while right? Better go stock up on some jello! |
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That's what happens when you try to use a nail gun one handed. And listen to STUPID advice from a chicken.
![]() I can still drink chicken broth though. ![]() ![]() I could save money and make my own. ![]() Want a real hot bath? ![]() I'm guessing that you are a "free range" organic chicken. Side note; Organic adjective 1. noting or pertaining to a class of chemical compounds that formerly comprised only those existing in or derived from plants or animals, but that now includes all other compounds of carbon. Most motor oil is "organic". ![]() |
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