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Old 11-02-2009, 05:17 PM   #511
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The suspense was killing me . . . then . . .
Actually, I would have liked an alternate ending, using a past tense, namely,
> then, the coffin stopped!
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:18 PM   #512
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"So, did you hear that NASA launched a large group of holstein cows into space?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, it was the herd shot round the world."
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:46 PM   #513
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The village school has been closed down (too small), so the Farmer's children go to school in the nearby town.

On his first day, Jimmy looks through a book of animals with the classroom assistant. He cheerfully identifies the more exotic ones - elephant, tiger, giraffe, penguin, ...

And then there's a cow. Jimmy looks a bit puzzled. "Come on Jimmy" says the classroom assistant, "you live on a farm, you must know what this one is?"

Jimmy looks worried.

After a long pause he says...


"Freisan cross Holstein?"
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:08 PM   #514
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The village school has been closed down (too small), so the Farmer's children go to school in the nearby town.

On his first day, Jimmy looks through a book of animals with the classroom assistant. He cheerfully identifies the more exotic ones - elephant, tiger, giraffe, penguin, ...

And then there's a cow. Jimmy looks a bit puzzled. "Come on Jimmy" says the classroom assistant, "you live on a farm, you must know what this one is?"

Jimmy looks worried.

After a long pause he says...


"Freisan cross Holstein?"
Like that
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:08 PM   #515
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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

This question is on Yahoo answers. This has got to be the funnyest thing I read in a while. Some of the answers are LOL funny.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2014626AAqNCZa

I mean, is the person that asked this serious?

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Old 11-10-2009, 08:12 PM   #516
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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

This question is on Yahoo answers. This has got to be the funnyest thing I read in a while. Some of the answers are LOL funny.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2014626AAqNCZa

I mean, is the person that asked this serious?

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An hour after posting this here and it's already history... as in gone, deleted!

Don't worry, google still has it in it's cache. Check here.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #517
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:22 PM   #518
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Senior health care solution--according to Maxine



Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no

healthcare for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you

will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health

care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.


And who will be paying for all of this? The same government

that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any

income taxes anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:59 PM   #519
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An hour after posting this here and it's already history... as in gone, deleted!

Don't worry, google still has it in it's cache. Check here.
Why would they delete a question? I mean... what happened to there's not such thing as a stupid question?

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Why would they delete a question? I mean... what happened to there's not such thing as a stupid question?

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The problem is in the stupid answers...
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:42 AM   #521
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Senior health care solution--according to Maxine
Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no
healthcare for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government
that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
Yep, but they've gotta make sure you're well enough to be executed.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:57 AM   #522
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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

This question is on Yahoo answers. This has got to be the funnyest thing I read in a while. Some of the answers are LOL funny.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2014626AAqNCZa

I mean, is the person that asked this serious?

BOb
An article entitled "Funniest Yahoo Answers Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL)" can be found at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_352018.html

My favorite from that article is "How turn [sic] computer monitor into mirror?" Check out the entire question!
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:03 AM   #523
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I can't believe you tried to scan a mirror...
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:15 AM   #524
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An article entitled "Funniest Yahoo Answers Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL)" can be found at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_352018.html

My favorite from that article is "How turn [sic] computer monitor into mirror?" Check out the entire question!
I've seen those before... And they scare me in so many ways every time I see them.

Makes one wonder if Darwin really was right after all.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:18 AM   #525
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I can't believe you tried to scan a mirror...


That reminds me of an incident at work about 25 years ago . . . the president of the company I was working for at the time had made his bi-weekly trip from the home office in Houston to our office in North Texas. He was "out in the wild" somewhere and was short of cash. He called me at the office and asked me to FAX him $20. TRUE.


I STILL don't know where he got the idea I'd even HAVE $20 with the wage he was paying me.
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