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Grand Sorcerer
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^But I've already got the patent on rectangular, square, circular, ovoid, triangular, rose, star, asterisk, question mark, exclamation, fish, cat, dog, parrot, hippo, elephant, random bi-ped, random quadraped shaped paper.
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#5132 |
Murderous Mustela
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Initiate dialing sequence.
Chevron one encoded... ... Chevron two encoded... ... Chevron three encoded... ... Chevron four encoded... ... Chevron five encoded... ... Chevron six encoded... ... Chevron seven locked. Wormhole established! *KWOOOSH!!* |
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#5133 |
Murderous Mustela
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If I stab a clock, does that count as killing time?
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#5134 |
Samurai Lizard
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Sometimes I wonder if television was truly an advance over radio from a societal perspective. With radio, your imagination was engaged in a way that isn't the case with television. In your mind you created the way the characters looked.
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#5135 |
Bah, humbug!
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Not to mention that you had to really concentrate on what being said. Radio involved more intensive listening skills, in my opinion.
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#5136 |
Murderous Mustela
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The sad thing is that once direct neural interfaces are invented, I'll probably be making similar statements about the television.
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#5137 |
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Cinnamon Hearts!
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#5138 |
Bah, humbug!
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Is it just me?
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#5139 |
Murderous Mustela
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Yes, you alone did it! Take'em away officers!
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#5140 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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#5141 |
Samurai Lizard
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Rolf Harris recorded the song "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport." But what would you tie the kangaroo down with? Shoe laces? Some twine? A length of strong rope?
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#5142 |
Bah, humbug!
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According to some cosmological theories there's a good chance that the post you're reading is just an illusion.
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#5143 |
FUBAR!
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I've coined a new word: Blargy. I just don't know what it means!
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#5144 |
Murderous Mustela
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Sorry MJK, but according to Urban Dictionary someone already coined that word at least seven years ago.
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#5145 |
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I *thought* I had heard it before! But since I couldn't define it, I kept my mouth shut.
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