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Bah! Humbug!
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There was nothing on the ape underneath his coat! And his bushy red fur bristled menacingly out of the button holes!
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FUBAR!
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It looked like the ape had a pocket-full of bananas, or maybe he was just glad to see me. Either way, I decided to introduce myself.
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Bah! Humbug!
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"Hi" I said imaginatively. "I'm with the blonde bimbo."
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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"No," he said, "I'm with the blonde bimbo; you're with her!" pointing with a long finger over my shoulder.
I looked backwards in the direction of the finger ...... |
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FUBAR!
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and saw a sight that almost made my bowels empty then and there. Astounding as it was, none other than Lindsay Lohan stood near the door.
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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"Huh!" I said, "who let you loose into this story; be off with you, you harlot you."
Thankfully, she turned and walked away, or perhaps it should better be described as 'staggered' away..... |
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Bah! Humbug!
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When will these ZCD's get out of my system? I don't want to open my eyes and find myself on The View next!
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Bah, humbug!
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FUBAR!
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I was pondering Lindsay's quick exit when I noticed perhaps the most stunning woman I had ever seen. There was one slight problem; she was only 3 1/2 feet tall.
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I'm watching you!
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She was leaning up against the leg of a chair giving me that 'come hither' look. And whilst I was deciding whether to reply with a sexy look of my own, I noticed with horror who was sitting in that chair.
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FUBAR!
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//From someone in the theater watching the movie:
///Well, who the heck is sitting in the chair? |
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Bah! Humbug!
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It was I, errr, me sitting in the chair! Or some joe who looked an awful lot like me!
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It's about the umbrella
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'"I will not drink ZCD's," I recited to myself, as I banged my head against the floor a couple of times, "I will not drink ZCD's."
I slowly looked up again, saw it was Alice (of the nail polish poison) sitting there (complete with her chinchilla grinning at me from the foot of her chair), and shuttered as she quietly said, "Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock." |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Oh, damn, not the chinchilla again! I crossed my legs and tried to slide toward the door.
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It's about the umbrella
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I froze in my quiet slide to the door, as the chinchilla pushed his nose against mine.
"It is so nice to know that you are eager to get going, but we do have a little matter to discuss," Alice purred as she smiled down at me. |
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