Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 34

poohbear_nc · 07-27-2010, 04:40 PM

There was nothing on the ape underneath his coat! And his bushy red fur bristled menacingly out of the button holes!

MJK2111 · 07-27-2010, 04:48 PM

It looked like the ape had a pocket-full of bananas, or maybe he was just glad to see me. Either way, I decided to introduce myself.

poohbear_nc · 07-27-2010, 08:05 PM

"Hi" I said imaginatively. "I'm with the blonde bimbo."

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 05:38 AM

"No," he said, "I'm with the blonde bimbo; you're with her!" pointing with a long finger over my shoulder.

I looked backwards in the direction of the finger ......

MJK2111 · 07-28-2010, 12:31 PM

and saw a sight that almost made my bowels empty then and there. Astounding as it was, none other than Lindsay Lohan stood near the door.

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 12:33 PM

"Huh!" I said, "who let you loose into this story; be off with you, you harlot you."

Thankfully, she turned and walked away, or perhaps it should better be described as 'staggered' away.....

poohbear_nc · 07-28-2010, 01:09 PM

When will these ZCD's get out of my system? I don't want to open my eyes and find myself on The View next!

WT Sharpe · 07-28-2010, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

When will these ZCD's get out of my system? I don't want to open my eyes and find myself on The View next!

Why not? You could say, "Howdy!" to our President! Obama's scheduled to be on The View Thursday!

MJK2111 · 07-29-2010, 11:35 AM

I was pondering Lindsay's quick exit when I noticed perhaps the most stunning woman I had ever seen. There was one slight problem; she was only 3 1/2 feet tall.

SneakySnake · 07-30-2010, 02:40 AM

She was leaning up against the leg of a chair giving me that 'come hither' look. And whilst I was deciding whether to reply with a sexy look of my own, I noticed with horror who was sitting in that chair.

MJK2111 · 08-02-2010, 12:26 PM

//From someone in the theater watching the movie:
///Well, who the heck is sitting in the chair?

poohbear_nc · 08-02-2010, 03:20 PM

It was I, errr, me sitting in the chair! Or some joe who looked an awful lot like me!

dreams · 08-02-2010, 03:40 PM

'"I will not drink ZCD's," I recited to myself, as I banged my head against the floor a couple of times, "I will not drink ZCD's."

I slowly looked up again, saw it was Alice (of the nail polish poison) sitting there (complete with her chinchilla grinning at me from the foot of her chair), and shuttered as she quietly said, "Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock."

poohbear_nc · 08-02-2010, 04:33 PM

Oh, damn, not the chinchilla again! I crossed my legs and tried to slide toward the door.

dreams · 08-02-2010, 06:22 PM

I froze in my quiet slide to the door, as the chinchilla pushed his nose against mine.

"It is so nice to know that you are eager to get going, but we do have a little matter to discuss," Alice purred as she smiled down at me.

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07-27-2010, 04:40 PM	#496
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,247 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	There was nothing on the ape underneath his coat! And his bushy red fur bristled menacingly out of the button holes!

07-27-2010, 04:48 PM	#497
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	It looked like the ape had a pocket-full of bananas, or maybe he was just glad to see me. Either way, I decided to introduce myself.

07-27-2010, 08:05 PM	#498
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,247 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Hi" I said imaginatively. "I'm with the blonde bimbo."

07-28-2010, 05:38 AM	#499
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"No," he said, "I'm with the blonde bimbo; you're with her!" pointing with a long finger over my shoulder. I looked backwards in the direction of the finger ......

07-28-2010, 12:31 PM	#500
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	and saw a sight that almost made my bowels empty then and there. Astounding as it was, none other than Lindsay Lohan stood near the door.

07-28-2010, 12:33 PM	#501
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Huh!" I said, "who let you loose into this story; be off with you, you harlot you." Thankfully, she turned and walked away, or perhaps it should better be described as 'staggered' away.....

07-28-2010, 01:09 PM	#502
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,247 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	When will these ZCD's get out of my system? I don't want to open my eyes and find myself on The View next!

07-29-2010, 11:35 AM	#504
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I was pondering Lindsay's quick exit when I noticed perhaps the most stunning woman I had ever seen. There was one slight problem; she was only 3 1/2 feet tall.

07-30-2010, 02:40 AM	#505
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	She was leaning up against the leg of a chair giving me that 'come hither' look. And whilst I was deciding whether to reply with a sexy look of my own, I noticed with horror who was sitting in that chair.

08-02-2010, 12:26 PM	#506
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	//From someone in the theater watching the movie: ///Well, who the heck is sitting in the chair?

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08-02-2010, 03:20 PM	#507
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,247 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It was I, errr, me sitting in the chair! Or some joe who looked an awful lot like me!

08-02-2010, 03:40 PM	#508
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	'"I will not drink ZCD's," I recited to myself, as I banged my head against the floor a couple of times, "I will not drink ZCD's." I slowly looked up again, saw it was Alice (of the nail polish poison) sitting there (complete with her chinchilla grinning at me from the foot of her chair), and shuttered as she quietly said, "Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock."

08-02-2010, 04:33 PM	#509
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,247 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh, damn, not the chinchilla again! I crossed my legs and tried to slide toward the door.

08-02-2010, 06:22 PM	#510
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	I froze in my quiet slide to the door, as the chinchilla pushed his nose against mine. "It is so nice to know that you are eager to get going, but we do have a little matter to discuss," Alice purred as she smiled down at me.