Unutterably Silly Party at Marc's!!!!

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by recluse

Oh.
That's okay then.
What's he wanna play?
Fetch?
Basketball?

Well, apparently he doesn't like the computer game, Little Big Planet, so you can probably give anything a shot.

I wouldn't worry about Adrian seeing other people, Marc.
I don't meet the criteria.

You and me both, brother. You and me both.

[recluse]

I'll play anything he wants.
Computer games.
Board games.
Playing ball is a little dangerous with my depth perception problems.

From one outsider to another,
I never considered you a person.

Jon

[kindlekitten]

I've always been able to get my feet in the sink! then again compared to you guys, I guess I'm kinda' tall

[recluse]

As always, your talents fill my imagination with pictures.
I feel lightheaded.

[GraceKrispy]

Whoah! I just walked in the house after work, and a lot has gone on in my absence! You're all welcome here, but I'm just wondering what this pile of brown stuff is by the door....

Originally Posted by GeoffC

erm, thinking's not my strong point ..... are you sure you wanted those over there ?

I trust you. Implicitly. Or at least as far as I can chuck you. Like an inch or so.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

For you, and only you, GraceKrispy, allow me to offer, gratis, the fine services of Montsnmags Enterprises Dimensional Renovations. <snip>
Anyway, just say the word, and I'll send the crew round to add the extra, non-Euclidean wing/dimensional anomaly to your palace (and you know me...that crew aren't going to be too hard on the eyes either).

So, Party "time" at your house? I'm quite happy to continue the indefinite hosting here, but if you want me to empty the Chateau of every being, substance, unmovable stain, perversion of physical law, and multiversal criminal charge down the black hole poop-chute into your place, just say the word. I suggest stocking up on paper towels.

Cheers,
Marc

I'll take the extension, and the crew (I think my eyes must be going, because I could have sworn I saw the word "genitalia" in your post after the crew discussion, but looking again, I just couldn't find it...), but the parties must continue simultaneously! Get that transporter in order! The flu network or the whatchamacallit that Harry Potter uses. I'm sure you've invented your own by now, I'll take that!

Originally Posted by dsvick

It's a new house too so you may want to wipe the tapioca off of your feet as well. Although one of the dogs, or chickens may take care of that.

Lots of chickens around, some roosters and turkeys, coqui frogs, wild pigs, we got it all! Chickens, btw, LOVE centipedes. That makes them very handy. Except for the exceedingly large poops they leave on the lanai.

Originally Posted by LazyScot

So where is Grace's?

Hmm. Okay. So to get there I need to go past Homeland Security, huh?

Just out of curiosity do you think they will react when a four-armed, two-headed, blue skinned male wearing a fluorescent pink tutu with tapioca dripping from his feet and something as yet undefined on both his heads followed by flock of chickens turns up?

<pause>

And when the drugs test comes back positive for ZCD?


Well?

Ok, one thing at a time- directions: go straight out of Marc's, turn left at the beach, then turn right and left whenever it gets too cold, turn towards the heat. But not the super super hot heat, just the regular hot heat. And if you hear coqui frogs, you're on the right track. Then when you see the volcano in the distance, you're almost there. Don't swim or walk directly into the volcano. You'd think that would be obvious, but every year we lost tourists such as yourself, high on ZCD, who do just that. Walk around the volcano til you hear the party sounds. That's the other side of the island. Come around to my side. Now you're there! Toss me a ZCD please.

[recluse]

Grace, you asked for it,
you got it!

From me to you, a new house extension warming present:
a super economy size assortment of rubber genitalia!
I just had them dump it into the wormhole,
they should hit right about.....now!
You're welcome!

[GraceKrispy]

phew! good thing I didn't open my mouth to yawn at the wrong time!



Uh, thanks?

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by FlorenceArt

I wouldn't worryy, as long as your papers are in order.

yeah, like the pages start at one and go steadily increasingly until they get to 2003.

Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

Whoah! I just walked in the house after work, and a lot has gone on in my absence! You're all welcome here, but I'm just wondering what this pile of brown stuff is by the door....

a wandering buffalo that just stumble across the lawn, you didn't know your new house is on a migration route ?

I trust you. Implicitly. Or at least as far as I can chuck you. Like an inch or so.

Hey, a bittie more than that, I'm a lightweight !

Lots of chickens around, some roosters and turkeys, coqui frogs, wild pigs, we got it all! Chickens, btw, LOVE centipedes. That makes them very handy. Except for the exceedingly large poops they leave on the lanai.

You HAD lots of these around, unfortunately some of the early arrivals decided it was time for lunch, especially those who arrived straight from Marcs ...

Ok, one thing at a time- directions: go straight out of Marc's, turn left at the beach, then turn right and left whenever it gets too cold, turn towards the heat. But not the super super hot heat, just the regular hot heat. And if you hear coqui frogs, you're on the right track. Then when you see the volcano in the distance, you're almost there. Don't swim or walk directly into the volcano. You'd think that would be obvious, but every year we lost tourists such as yourself, high on ZCD, who do just that. Walk around the volcano til you hear the party sounds. That's the other side of the island. Come around to my side. Now you're there! Toss me a ZCD please.

eeks, I'm in the wrong place ............. !!!!!!! but I can't be, I'm sure I saw ... yes, definitely .....





I must have taken the short cut ....

[SneakySnake]

Oi! I was wondering who was wandering around in my yard!
Be careful if Mr M catches you. He is very territorial>

[GeoffC]

takes a quick exit stage right -- erm, which way to Grace's .... > ^ or <

[FlorenceArt]

Originally Posted by recluse

Okay, Florence.

Stepping foward.
Placing dark chocolate on the table.
Putting my hands in the air.
Stepping back away from the dark chocolate.
See? Ultra dark chocolate, no tapioca.
Go ahead. Take it.
No strings attached.
That's what friends do.

CHOCOLATE!!!! Thank you

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Giggle! One of the goofy murder mysteries I just read (light hearted, slightly comedic) had the heroine washing her sore foot in the sink, while standing there. The hero seemed quite impressed (in a sexual way!!). I didn't see the big deal -- I can do that! And not because I'm tall either (only 5'3")

I can wash my feet in the sink too, although it's a bit harder since the last time I moved, and it doesn't feel especially sexy, just precariously balanced. The previous owner put the bathroom sink higher than usual. And I am short (158 cm, which would be 5'2" I think - took me a while to figure that out).

Originally Posted by montsnmags

He just wants to be friends.

Cheers,
Marc
(Should I take it hard that my imaginary friend wants to "see other people"?)

Just as long as he doesn't tell you he wants to be "just friends"

[durkinrobinson]

Now I cannot get Fernando by ABBA out of my head. Thanks guys. What a way to get into the weekend.

[GeoffC]

Could have been worse !

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by durkinrobinson

Now I cannot get Fernando by ABBA out of my head. Thanks guys. What a way to get into the weekend.

Ahh, yes. We do that to a lot of people! How about another, so your head can alternate? "Take a Chance on Me" is the first one that comes to my mind.

Did you-all know that the correct rhythm for doing CPR (the heart compressions) is found by humming "Stayin Alive" to yourself? Or, alternately, "Another One Bites The Dust" (Queen) which I remember better. But you don't want to hum that one out loud. Might be unnerving for the patient!

[recluse]

I use "Back in Black" by AC/DC for CPR.

And the best way to get ABBA out of your head is by listening to "Sandman" by Metallica.
Or a lobotomy by shotgun.
ABBA, not you.