Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 33

GeoffC · 07-22-2010, 08:42 AM

Feeling somewhat confused by this sudden change of scenery, topic of conversation and not wishing to upset my newly found companion.

"What? did the dame send you, the ape or was it the Godfather ?

poohbear_nc · 07-22-2010, 09:51 AM

Then I looked into my sandwich, and saw the ZCD's liberally sprinkled in the mayo. "Of course, that explains everything, I'm tripping!"

GeoffC · 07-22-2010, 10:10 AM

"That Dame", I exploded, "this whole episode has been one long 2 month hallucigenic dream-cum-nightmare of proportions so improportional as to be vastly vast beyond vastness !!!!"

"I'll make sure she pays me in full, with bonus!" I ejaculated in an old-fashioned vernacular.

poohbear_nc · 07-22-2010, 03:04 PM

"Wha?" responded the dame, "I couldn't understand any of that!" "Anyway, if you think this is a nightmare, I don't have to pay you!"

Bilbo1967 · 07-22-2010, 03:05 PM

"Nonsense", I replied. "Dreams are free, nightmares cost double".

poohbear_nc · 07-22-2010, 03:16 PM

"Double or nothing?" purred the blonde. "Want to take a chance, big boy?"

GeoffC · 07-22-2010, 05:36 PM

"You're joking, right !" ......

"We have a contract; verbal I know - but where I come from it's binding."

MJK2111 · 07-26-2010, 10:56 AM

At the mere mention of binding, my mind conjured up images of soft beds, silk scarves, and velvet-covered handcuffs. Summoning up the dregs of my courage, I pulled a 50 cent piece from my pocket and prepared to flip.

GeoffC · 07-26-2010, 11:00 AM

The coin shot upwards, spun fifteen times (I was counting) and then fell to the ground where it landed on its edge and rolled quickly down the room to come to rest in a dusty corner under the table.

I was scrambling about on the floor trying to reach the coin when I felt a sharp stab in my right calf.....

poohbear_nc · 07-26-2010, 11:50 AM

Damn ... that rabid chinchilla was back! Working his way back up my pant leg!

GeoffC · 07-26-2010, 11:55 AM

I shook it off.

It scurried away into the darkness as I got up from the floor and stood looking askant at the other occupants in the room.

MJK2111 · 07-26-2010, 11:56 AM

I quickly stripped off my pants, grabbed the dirty little nut-nibbler, and flung him across the room. Sitting there pants-less with blood flowing from my left nut, I peeked out from under the table, only to find that the table occupant was none other than an ape, wearing a dapper evening coat!

GeoffC · 07-26-2010, 11:58 AM

Wow !

A temporal shift must have just occurred, have I changed reality ?

poohbear_nc · 07-27-2010, 03:48 PM

I closed my eyes and counted to eleventy-seven, and then cautiously peeked. The ape was still there, and he was smiling!

MJK2111 · 07-27-2010, 04:27 PM

But of course he was smiling; he didn't have a rabid chinchilla constantly nibbling on his jewels! There was, however, something distinctly distinct about this particular ape.

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07-22-2010, 08:42 AM	#481
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Feeling somewhat confused by this sudden change of scenery, topic of conversation and not wishing to upset my newly found companion. "What? did the dame send you, the ape or was it the Godfather ?

07-22-2010, 09:51 AM	#482
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,244 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Then I looked into my sandwich, and saw the ZCD's liberally sprinkled in the mayo. "Of course, that explains everything, I'm tripping!"

07-22-2010, 10:10 AM	#483
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"That Dame", I exploded, "this whole episode has been one long 2 month hallucigenic dream-cum-nightmare of proportions so improportional as to be vastly vast beyond vastness !!!!" "I'll make sure she pays me in full, with bonus!" I ejaculated in an old-fashioned vernacular.

07-22-2010, 03:04 PM	#484
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,244 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Wha?" responded the dame, "I couldn't understand any of that!" "Anyway, if you think this is a nightmare, I don't have to pay you!"

07-22-2010, 03:05 PM	#485
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	"Nonsense", I replied. "Dreams are free, nightmares cost double".

07-22-2010, 03:16 PM	#486
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,244 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Double or nothing?" purred the blonde. "Want to take a chance, big boy?"

07-22-2010, 05:36 PM	#487
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"You're joking, right !" ...... "We have a contract; verbal I know - but where I come from it's binding."

07-26-2010, 10:56 AM	#488
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	At the mere mention of binding, my mind conjured up images of soft beds, silk scarves, and velvet-covered handcuffs. Summoning up the dregs of my courage, I pulled a 50 cent piece from my pocket and prepared to flip.

07-26-2010, 11:00 AM	#489
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	The coin shot upwards, spun fifteen times (I was counting) and then fell to the ground where it landed on its edge and rolled quickly down the room to come to rest in a dusty corner under the table. I was scrambling about on the floor trying to reach the coin when I felt a sharp stab in my right calf.....

07-26-2010, 11:50 AM	#490
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,244 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Damn ... that rabid chinchilla was back! Working his way back up my pant leg!

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07-26-2010, 11:55 AM	#491
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I shook it off. It scurried away into the darkness as I got up from the floor and stood looking askant at the other occupants in the room.

07-26-2010, 11:56 AM	#492
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I quickly stripped off my pants, grabbed the dirty little nut-nibbler, and flung him across the room. Sitting there pants-less with blood flowing from my left nut, I peeked out from under the table, only to find that the table occupant was none other than an ape, wearing a dapper evening coat!

07-26-2010, 11:58 AM	#493
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Wow ! A temporal shift must have just occurred, have I changed reality ?

07-27-2010, 03:48 PM	#494
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,244 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I closed my eyes and counted to eleventy-seven, and then cautiously peeked. The ape was still there, and he was smiling!

07-27-2010, 04:27 PM	#495
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	But of course he was smiling; he didn't have a rabid chinchilla constantly nibbling on his jewels! There was, however, something distinctly distinct about this particular ape.