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Old 06-13-2012, 04:24 PM   #481
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe.
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused
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[Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic amongst
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic amongst carrots
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic amongst carrots, driving
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic amongst carrots, driving them
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Once, a long carrot was thought to have measles. This gift has made headlines in Florin, where George sat waiting with a violin once used to humiliate Godzilla by its beautiful Icee tone.

Carrots under ground listen for violin music. Godzilla with apples firmly in maw, began to saw away on his cello, which was small change compared to Mr. Rogers harp. So, underground, the revolutionaries planned to contract Maestro of Neptune and bring sexy cookies from AntiMeaslesland.

Striations, jalapenos, sturgeons, and creamy soap were being hyper sensitive and stirred until boiling. Toiling over turnips which were tranquilly paranoid, George considered his options while humming Bach's harmonica when suddenly Godzilla pulled up.

This boded ill for me, since I had painful memories since that time carrots opened fire-roasted peanuts while playing 'Angry Birds' on Facebook.

Facebook isn't carrot friendly either, then. MobileRead, however, befriends Angry Birds who can dance while eating carrots.

George contemplated Godzilla's penchant for apples and skyscrapers. Kiwi inclined penguins fight to stink out shoes. However apples and naughty NASCAR racecars, racing tornados across NOrth Korea's nuclear powered wasteland, remained stoically resilient to measle-contaminated carrots. Measle-contaminated carrot's enemies gathered, including every leek, cucumber, radish and rotten-no-good, underhanded, stinking acrobat in the MobilRead moderaters club. Nuclear powered drills cut a swathe through them without any difficulty.

Undeterred, Godzilla attacked Florin with spam and Cheese sandwiches. This story is untrue. What transpired was not impressive to the witnesses who had seen carrots deploy violins with armoured bows; taking charge cards and Dolly Parton wigs, violently.

George, Dolly Parton, Loretta and Curley discussed François Hollande's "L'Heure des choix. Pour une économie politique"

"Huh?" English-speaking Godzilla didn't follow French politics. George explained to him that economy of scaled retribution required 'carottes cuites". "What the," Bin-Laden cursed, "how the French fry carrots rule doesn't make sense."

Meanwhile, matadors with cucumbers pranced around daintily while eating a banquet laid on giant mushrooms. They blew their spores directly into their partner's face which hurt!

George duplicated the extraordinary amount of fried quivering violin bows at Acme headquarters. This duplication was necessary as his finger was to close the gap between bows narrows.

Godzilla farted daintily whilst whistling Bach's Godzilla in harmony in cacophony, shocking millions of carrots into considering nose-clips. Unfortunately, they chose to use anti-gravity hairclips to lift themselves over George and regretted being carrots.

The cat witnessed everything. LeBron, AKA, Wodin the Great and I discussed Hunger Games while Osama Bin Laden slowly considered rotting corpses which boogied during Woodstock's flyby for Nuns.

Muslim accordionists played in underwater synagogues while breathing. Later they drowned when purple people crumbled feta cheese quesadillas. Scottish bagpipes playing ABBA's blacklist with black pants down to their eyelids. Causing great concern, George brewed moonshine in his bathtub despite revenuers breaking wind in the next universe. Unintentionally, George's noxious fumes caused massive panic amongst carrots, driving them to
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