Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 32

vivaldirules · 09-25-2010, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

OK chicken. It's up to you. Look at that little face.

Are you coming to my BBQ or do I turn on the stove.

Turn on the stove! Turn on the stove! Wait, where are the onions? You put some onions in there, right? Oh, what the heck. Just turn on the stove!!

poohbear_nc · 09-25-2010, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

OK chicken. It's up to you. Look at that little face.

Are you coming to my BBQ or do I turn on the stove.

Turn on the stove! I'm calling your bluff!

After you have your scrumptious cuddly meal and are put in that nice room with the padded walls, I'll write to you! Every day! With pictures!

SameOldStory · 09-25-2010, 01:47 PM

Nahh. You're right. Gotta have onion.

I read about this years ago and it was supposed to be true.

In many locations around the world, where the illiteracy rate is high, a picture of the content was put on cans and bottles.

Supposedly, Gerber baby foods provided low priced subsidized baby food to these areas. Very little was sold.

April H, can you bring an onion when you come?

poohbear_nc · 09-25-2010, 01:58 PM

Nutritious and delicious!!!

Can't imagine why they wouldn't sell!

SameOldStory · 09-25-2010, 02:46 PM

Baby & Chicken Noodle Soup really would taste bad. Baby & Carrot Soup, OK. Chicken Soup - GREAT!

poohbear_nc · 09-25-2010, 06:30 PM

I didn't see any picture of a chicken on that label! Uh-uh! Only baby!

SameOldStory · 09-25-2010, 08:08 PM

So you want labels, do you?

Hay, I found some onions.

AprilHare · 09-25-2010, 11:58 PM

Up the stove, down the onions - and no cooking galiformes!

poohbear_nc · 09-26-2010, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Up the stove, down the onions - and no cooking galiformes!

SoS will probably suggest chicken sushi now! Poor baby! So hungry!

SameOldStory · 09-26-2010, 12:30 PM

I'm not gonna be hungry long!

I gots me a REAL Chicken Blaster.

That and I'm learnun to make chicken traps from the internets.

You guys are in the pot. Almost anyway.

poohbear_nc · 09-26-2010, 01:13 PM

Hah - that chicken just flew right out of that trap! No dinner for you tonight!

SameOldStory · 09-26-2010, 02:20 PM

THAT was just for practice.

Now I'm starting a bigger hole.

And I'm not stopping until it's too big for you to get out!

poohbear_nc · 09-26-2010, 05:36 PM

Hmmm..... somehow you plan to lure me and April to the site of an imminent sink hole .... before, or while, it occurs ... hmmmm.... Wiley would be proud of such .... errr, "logical" planning.

AprilHare · 09-26-2010, 06:39 PM

The only thing you're gunna catch in a hole is yourself SOS.

SameOldStory · 09-26-2010, 07:06 PM

Rude chickens.

All I wanted to do was invite them over and show them a good time. I even said I'd meet them at their place.

And what do they do? They disparage my friend Wiley. And cast aspersyuns on my entaleckt.

There must be some way we can get to be BBQ buddies.

Have you birds been to a kissing booth lately? Lots of fun.

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09-25-2010, 01:47 PM	#468
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Nahh. You're right. Gotta have onion. I read about this years ago and it was supposed to be true. In many locations around the world, where the illiteracy rate is high, a picture of the content was put on cans and bottles. Supposedly, Gerber baby foods provided low priced subsidized baby food to these areas. Very little was sold. April H, can you bring an onion when you come?

09-25-2010, 01:58 PM	#469
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,640 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Nutritious and delicious!!! Can't imagine why they wouldn't sell!

09-25-2010, 02:46 PM	#470
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Baby & Chicken Noodle Soup really would taste bad. Baby & Carrot Soup, OK. Chicken Soup - GREAT!

09-25-2010, 06:30 PM	#471
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,640 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I didn't see any picture of a chicken on that label! Uh-uh! Only baby!

09-25-2010, 08:08 PM	#472
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	So you want labels, do you? Hay, I found some onions.

09-25-2010, 11:58 PM	#473
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Up the stove, down the onions - and no cooking galiformes!

09-26-2010, 12:30 PM	#475
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I'm not gonna be hungry long! I gots me a REAL Chicken Blaster. That and I'm learnun to make chicken traps from the internets. You guys are in the pot. Almost anyway.

09-26-2010, 01:13 PM	#476
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,640 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hah - that chicken just flew right out of that trap! No dinner for you tonight!

09-26-2010, 02:20 PM	#477
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	THAT was just for practice. Now I'm starting a bigger hole. And I'm not stopping until it's too big for you to get out!

09-26-2010, 05:36 PM	#478
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,640 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmm..... somehow you plan to lure me and April to the site of an imminent sink hole .... before, or while, it occurs ... hmmmm.... Wiley would be proud of such .... errr, "logical" planning.

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09-26-2010, 06:39 PM	#479
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	The only thing you're gunna catch in a hole is yourself SOS.

09-26-2010, 07:06 PM	#480
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Rude chickens. All I wanted to do was invite them over and show them a good time. I even said I'd meet them at their place. And what do they do? They disparage my friend Wiley. And cast aspersyuns on my entaleckt. There must be some way we can get to be BBQ buddies. Have you birds been to a kissing booth lately? Lots of fun.