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I'll put that on my "to do" list.
I must say, I've never seen anyone lick tapioca off their own feet before. You have hidden talents. And talents that should remain hidden. |
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What, you can't chew your own toenails anymore? Sheesh. What's this world coming to?
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No, Deb, I can't.
It's called "evolution". Walking upright. Opposable thumbs. That kind of thing. Oddly, I would consider paying to watch you do it. Don't know why... |
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Giggle! One of the goofy murder mysteries I just read (light hearted, slightly comedic) had the heroine washing her sore foot in the sink, while standing there. The hero seemed quite impressed (in a sexual way!!). I didn't see the big deal -- I can do that! And not because I'm tall either (only 5'3")
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It's a guy thing.
For guys who are overexposed to porn. And in my own defense, I learned that in a true crime book. You are a tiny person, ain't you! |
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And yet, somehow I'm drawn to 6'3" guys ... not currently, but I've dated several in the past.
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That's common enough.
Good luck with that. Everybody deserves to find the right someone. |
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If I have to get on my knees to get a good look at it, yeah, your arse (and the rest of you) is short.
Adorable, but short. I work with quite a few women under 5' 5". When we are on the elevator together, I feel like a school teacher on a class trip. |
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True.
And you can look tall people right in the.....belt buckle? |
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Oh.
That's okay then. What's he wanna play? Fetch? Basketball? I wouldn't worry about Adrian seeing other people, Marc. I don't meet the criteria. |
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