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zelda_pinwheel · 11-07-2009, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

It's only on Internet Exploiter (or at least not on Firefox).

On the Reply (or via go advanced) in the top right hand corner about the smilie selection is a little tick mark with "ABC" above it.

It does require you to download a tool (ieSpell).

firefox has a built in spelling checker which works on all text boxes, which can be configured to whatever language you are using. we don't need no IE add-ons.

(it can be annoying when you are regularly writing in two different languages. mine is configured for french, therefore almost every single english word is "mis-spelled".

)

yvanleterrible · 11-07-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

firefox has a built in spelling checker which works on all text boxes, which can be configured to whatever language you are using. we don't need no IE add-ons.

(it can be annoying when you are regularly writing in two different languages. mine is configured for french, therefore almost every single english word is "mis-spelled".

)

You do a pretty good job with English, Zelda. We hardly ever see misspellings when you write. Congratulations on that.

zelda_pinwheel · 11-08-2009, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

You do a pretty good job with English, Zelda. We hardly ever see misspellings when you write. Congratulations on that.

tell that to firefox.

(actually it's also because i try to re-read before posting). also, i made a certain specific error all the time before a certain terrible person told me "boeufs-lièvre" !

Verencat · 11-08-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

tell that to firefox.

(actually it's also because i try to re-read before posting). also, i made a certain specific error all the time before a certain terrible person told me "boeufs-lièvre" !

It's odd, a certain person told me that also, and got a big groan as an answer!

zelda_pinwheel · 11-08-2009, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat

It's odd, a certain person told me that also, and got a big groan as an answer!

i groaned too, but i've never made that mistake since !

GeoffC · 11-08-2009, 04:09 PM

confused ...

beef & hare .....

Burke & Hare ? - famous for procuring bodies for doctors to 'practice' on ....

(pppffft must be a french - thing)

Patricia · 11-08-2009, 05:08 PM

But if Yvan says it, then it must surely be correct?
Would a Francophone member care to explain?

zelda_pinwheel · 11-08-2009, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

But if Yvan says it, then it must surely be correct?
Would a Francophone member care to explain?

"boeufs-lièvre" is a mnemonique for remembering how to spell "believe" correctly. i used to always make the mistake of spelling it "beleive", until yvan told me that trick. now it's really easy to remember. probably useless for non-francophones though.

Patricia · 11-08-2009, 05:34 PM

Ah; in the UK we have a spelling mnemonic: "i before e except after c."
This works for most words (believe, perceive etc) but there are exceptions (seize, protein).

zelda_pinwheel · 11-08-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

Ah; in the UK we have a spelling mnemonic: "i before e except after c."
This works for most words (believe, perceive etc) but there are exceptions (seize, protein).

that is handy too, and more universal than "beoufs-lièvre" (it is easy to remember because it sounds a little bit like "believe" pronounced with a french accent). i don't have trouble with protein, because in french the two vowels are pronounced individually and it's easy to hear how it is spelled.

i love mnemonics, they're so useful for remembering things (not only spelling, in fact). here is a funny one for remembering the order of the planets : "Me Voici, Tout Mouillé, J'ai Suivi Un Nuage Pluvieux." (the first letter of each word corresponds to the first letter of the name of the planet). it means "here i am, all wet, i followed a rainy cloud".

yvanleterrible · 11-20-2009, 04:57 PM

Rémi Nable was in the train for Ottawa as his boss had summoned him for a discussion on his last report. It was clear in Rémi's mind that his not finding out in time the departure of Leterrible out of country was the main reason for his recall. The stress was intolerable, so were the seats, the arguing kids with their idiot parents, the key jingling train stewards and the whole set of uneven tracks shaking his bladder about.
-Must take that medical check up- He thought.

After leaving that hellish metal monster he made for the RCMP building. As he came to the top stairs he came to a pager looking for him who ushered him to the waiting room adjacent to his boss's new office.
"Arrgh! Not another wait!"

This unsufferable little monster still managed to find "irritation buttons" on him... again and again. Nable hated his boss with a passion but he was also scared stiff of him, being posted in Québec was bad enough but he could as well be sent to the Yukon Territories? Arrrgh! He still couldn't understand how a naval officer such as **Brian P. could bribe his way into office at the country's top secret service. Hell, the man sank his own sailboat on its maiden voyage... two hours in! As of this day the “Laddy By The Door” is still at the bottom of the Rideau canal. Brian P. also had the reputation of terrorizing secretaries to tears for whatever reason imaginable. Even for forgetting to order stationary!

Already he was hearing him yelling on the phone through the door, dreading his turn...

“Nable, come in here you idiot” The voice yelled.
“What kind of a stupid cover name is that anyway? Couldn’t you use your own name? It’s just as stupid anyway.

“I...”

“Shut up while I’m talking! Who asked you to speak anyway?”

“Y...”
“Are you deaf? I told you not to interrupt me, what’s so difficult to understand in that?
S-H-U-T U-P, Shut up! Did you hear me now?...”

“... -Silence-“

“So, now we’re playing dumb? Well you can’t. You’re too much of an incompetent idiot fer that.”

On that, Brian P. Choked himself laughing and started on a cough, to the delight of Nable who dared not even grin.
Then the phone rang, it was one of those handless newfangled affairs only a big outfit like the RCMP could afford.
Brian P. Pressed the button to answer.

“Brian P. Here!”
“Where?” Answered the caller.
“Here, in my office?”
“... You installed a toilet in your office?”
“ ?!?... Who’s this?”
“Brian DeLampool, your therapist.”
“Whaaa... Didn’t I tell you never to call here?”
“Didn’t I tell you to pay the laddy by the door? You left from your last visit without paying so I’m calling to cancel your next appointment... Wait! You installed a toilet in your office? I can’t help you anymore. You need a peeshrink.” He said in roaring laughter. Beeeeeeep! Went the line...

Brian P. Cut the phone off but Nable heard the whole thing with his jaw dropping lower at each rebuttal. At the end of the call he HAD to raise his portfolio to hide his face as to hide his pleasure. But his hopping shoulders gave him away.
Brian P. Roared in rage, insulted. Nable would not escape his wrath... again!

“You idiot! What are you laughing about? You heard nothing, not a thing!” He was seething, until he got an idea. He would get rid of him in a dangerous mission. Yes, a dangerous mission he smiled.
Nable saw the smile forming, it transformed his laugh into interrogation then to terror. –S***, oh nooo!...- He thought.

Brian P. Cleared his throat, smiled alllll his teeth and said.

“You are to find back Leterrible. You leave on the next plane for South America or wherever he is, and find our British contact... err!” Pausing as he shuffled pages to find the name. “Ah! Here it is!... Col. Coll”

“Who?”
“Shut up and don’t play dumb with me! It’s Colonel **G.Coll you idiot! He goes by the name of Biggles...

** Nota. This name is protected by secrecy and cannot be divulged under sanction of banishment.

*** Never mind this one, you understood.

badgoodDeb · 11-20-2009, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

You need a peeshrink.” He said in roaring laughter.

pshrynk · 11-20-2009, 05:34 PM

Oh, right! put in a name with accents! **grumble**

zelda_pinwheel · 11-20-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Oh, right! put in a name with accents! **grumble**

i thought you wanted us to add our own damned accents ?

GeoffC · 11-27-2009, 09:47 AM

:coughsquietly:

11-20-2009, 04:57 PM	#476
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Rémi Nable was in the train for Ottawa as his boss had summoned him for a discussion on his last report. It was clear in Rémi's mind that his not finding out in time the departure of Leterrible out of country was the main reason for his recall. The stress was intolerable, so were the seats, the arguing kids with their idiot parents, the key jingling train stewards and the whole set of uneven tracks shaking his bladder about. -Must take that medical check up- He thought. After leaving that hellish metal monster he made for the RCMP building. As he came to the top stairs he came to a pager looking for him who ushered him to the waiting room adjacent to his boss's new office. "Arrgh! Not another wait!" This unsufferable little monster still managed to find "irritation buttons" on him... again and again. Nable hated his boss with a passion but he was also scared stiff of him, being posted in Québec was bad enough but he could as well be sent to the Yukon Territories? Arrrgh! He still couldn't understand how a naval officer such as Brian P. could bribe his way into office at the country's top secret service. Hell, the man sank his own sailboat on its maiden voyage... two hours in! As of this day the “Laddy By The Door” is still at the bottom of the Rideau canal. Brian P. also had the reputation of terrorizing secretaries to tears for whatever reason imaginable. Even for forgetting to order stationary! Already he was hearing him yelling on the phone through the door, dreading his turn... “Nable, come in here you idiot” The voice yelled. “What kind of a stupid cover name is that anyway? Couldn’t you use your own name? It’s just as stupid anyway. “I...” “Shut up while I’m talking! Who asked you to speak anyway?” “Y...” “Are you deaf? I told you not to interrupt me, what’s so difficult to understand in that? S-H-U-T U-P, Shut up! Did you hear me now?...” “... -Silence-“ “So, now we’re playing dumb? Well you can’t. You’re too much of an incompetent idiot fer that.” On that, Brian P. Choked himself laughing and started on a cough, to the delight of Nable who dared not even grin. Then the phone rang, it was one of those handless newfangled affairs only a big outfit like the RCMP could afford. Brian P. Pressed the button to answer. “Brian P. Here!” “Where?” Answered the caller. “Here, in my office?” “... You installed a toilet in your office?” “ ?!?... Who’s this?” “Brian DeLampool, your therapist.” “Whaaa... Didn’t I tell you never to call here?” “Didn’t I tell you to pay the laddy by the door? You left from your last visit without paying so I’m calling to cancel your next appointment... Wait! You installed a toilet in your office? I can’t help you anymore. You need a peeshrink.” He said in roaring laughter. Beeeeeeep! Went the line... Brian P. Cut the phone off but Nable heard the whole thing with his jaw dropping lower at each rebuttal. At the end of the call he HAD to raise his portfolio to hide his face as to hide his pleasure. But his hopping shoulders gave him away. Brian P. Roared in rage, insulted. Nable would not escape his wrath... again! “You idiot! What are you laughing about? You heard nothing, not a thing!” He was seething, until he got an idea. He would get rid of him in a dangerous mission. Yes, a dangerous mission he smiled. Nable saw the smile forming, it transformed his laugh into interrogation then to terror. –S, oh nooo!...- He thought. Brian P. Cleared his throat, smiled alllll his teeth and said. “You are to find back Leterrible. You leave on the next plane for South America or wherever he is, and find our British contact... err!” Pausing as he shuffled pages to find the name. “Ah! Here it is!... Col. Coll” “Who?” “Shut up and don’t play dumb with me! It’s Colonel G.Coll you idiot! He goes by the name of Biggles... * Nota. This name is protected by secrecy and cannot be divulged under sanction of banishment. *** Never mind this one, you understood. Last edited by yvanleterrible; 11-20-2009 at 06:13 PM.

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11-08-2009, 04:09 PM	#471
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	confused ... beef & hare ..... Burke & Hare ? - famous for procuring bodies for doctors to 'practice' on .... (pppffft must be a french - thing)

11-08-2009, 05:08 PM	#472
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	But if Yvan says it, then it must surely be correct? Would a Francophone member care to explain?

11-08-2009, 05:34 PM	#474
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Ah; in the UK we have a spelling mnemonic: "i before e except after c." This works for most words (believe, perceive etc) but there are exceptions (seize, protein).

11-20-2009, 05:34 PM	#478
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Oh, right! put in a name with accents! grumble

11-27-2009, 09:47 AM	#480
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	:coughsquietly:

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