Corrupt-a-Wish

[nekokami]

It looks like the llamas are being brought by the genie in that picture. Or at least some kind of camelid.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

(We interrupt this thread to inform you that the sackers responsible for the sacking of pshrynk, having apparently not been sacked, have been sacked. Now, back to your regularly-silly thread.)

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish someone had responded to my earlier wish that our wish-corrupting genie looked like this one.

Granted. Unfortunately the response was deleted by a llama-moose under the orders of an evil etc squirrel who was having a bad tail-day.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[pshrynk]

Clip clop clip clop clip clop.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Granted. Unfortunately the response was deleted by a llama-moose under the orders of an evil etc squirrel who was having a bad tail-day.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you know what you wish for, now, go away or I will taunt you a second time!

I wish I could have a lifesize chocolate moose, made from the best swiss chocolate!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. You knew what to wish for. Unfortunately you seem to have been simultaneously cursed with a sieve for a memory. And someone has removed the mesh. Fortunately you can no longer remember why you wanted to remember what you were trying to remember. Which gives you a headache.

I wish Moist von Lipwig, and his gold suit, were in charge of our financial institutions.

[pshrynk]

Hallo the castle!

[LazyScot]

Cursed overlapping genies!

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I could have a lifesize chocolate moose, made from the best swiss chocolate!

Granted. Unfortunately, you happen to be in the middle of a chocoholics convention at the time; you briefly see the lifesize chocolate moose, then hear the stampeding feet...

I wish we could drive pshrynk to distraction by ignoring his posts and have Moist von Lipwig (and his gold suit) in charge of the financial instituions.

[RWood]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Cursed overlapping genies!

I wish we could drive pshrynk to distraction by ignoring his posts and have Moist von Lipwig (and his gold suit) in charge of the financial instituions.

Granted. You drive pshrynk to Distraction, Arizona ignoring all of his and the highway department's posts (the ones that have funny numbers on them called "Speed Limit") which results in your arrest for reckless driving and kidnapping. When the trunk was inspected they found the remains of the missing solid chocolate moose eaten by Moist von Lipwig causing him to go into shock after spoiling the gold suit. The resulting mental problems also force him to retire early after thanking his Aunt Fanny and Uncle Freddie (not Laker.)

I wish there was less spam in these forums to police.

[Patricia]

Granted. Instead of spam, there's a plenitude of unbranded luncheon meat.

I wish I had finished my lecture on Leibniz.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Patricia

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I wish I had finished my lecture on Leibniz.

Granted: having dug up poor Leibniz's dusty bones, you drag them to the lecturn, climb up in the rib-cage, and tell your audience "...and that finishes my lecture". That's pretty sick, Patricia. No wonder the police were called.

I wish there was an afterlife and that I could talk to the dead.

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted: having dug up poor Leibniz's dusty bones, you drag them to the lecturn, climb up in the rib-cage, and tell your audience "...and that finishes my lecture". That's pretty sick, Patricia. No wonder the police were called.

I wish there was an afterlife and that I could talk to the dead.

Granted. The dead all laugh at you and drag up all the embarrassing moments in your life to show you how inferior they think you are. And they won't answer any of your questions.

I wish for more food on the list besides lunch meat and chocolate. (But I can live with the Sherry-Sack....)

[desertgrandma]

I wish I had an invisible guru sitting next to me whenever I was on the computer who could guide me thru any problem I encountered, and tutor me in REAL computer knowledge!

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Granted. The dead all laugh at you and drag up all the embarrassing moments in your life to show you how inferior they think you are. And they won't answer any of your questions.

So, basically like the voices in my head, but all...ghost-y.

I wish for more food on the list besides lunch meat and chocolate. (But I can live with the Sherry-Sack....)

Granted: enjoy your over-fried tofu and sugarless carob. I don't know who Sherry Sack is, but she sounds nice. I bet she had a horrible time at school with that name though.

I wish I could get motivated to have a shower, go outside, and go for a walk and take photos or something.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I wish I had an invisible guru sitting next to me whenever I was on the computer who could guide me thru any problem I encountered, and tutor me in REAL computer knowledge!

Granted: Your invisible guru is my good friend Adrian, the invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon. Those clips over the ear when you get something wrong smart something severe, don't they? Also, now that you have "REAL computer knowledge", you discover the pleasure of every friend and family member you haven't heard from in years ringing you up to ask that you "fix my computer".

My wish is in my post above.