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Old 04-04-2012, 08:50 AM   #4741
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Here's another:

I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, "anything else?"

He said, "an' a gram of cocaine please mate"

I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty... "Oceanic?"


I can't decide whether to laugh or hiss.


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Old 04-04-2012, 09:42 AM   #4742
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Here's another:

I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, "anything else?"

He said, "an' a gram of cocaine please mate"

I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty... "Oceanic?"
Finally after reading this close to a dozen times, I got it!
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Old 04-04-2012, 10:45 AM   #4743
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Finally after reading this close to a dozen times, I got it!
Yes, best said out loud .
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Old 04-04-2012, 11:40 AM   #4744
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I thought I wasn't getting it because I'm American.

Hey, now! Not because I'm stupid, but because I thought it contained some kind of UK colloquialism with which I was unfamiliar.
Last edited by Daithi; 04-04-2012 at 02:12 PM. Reason: I forgot the word 'of' which drastically changed the meaning of what I intended to write. Stupid American indeed.
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Old 04-04-2012, 01:21 PM   #4745
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Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects sophisticated word play in a drug joke.
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Old 04-04-2012, 01:34 PM   #4746
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Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects sophisticated word play in a drug joke.
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:00 PM   #4747
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:18 PM   #4748
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I still don't get it >.<
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:21 PM   #4749
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I still don't get it >.<
Say "an' a gram" out loud.

EDIT: Holy cow! I missed a joke!
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:24 PM   #4750
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Say "an' a gram" out loud.

EDIT: Holy cow! I missed a joke!
OOOOOOoooooo got it. Thanks.
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:25 PM   #4751
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:25 PM   #4752
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:31 PM   #4753
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:32 PM   #4754
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Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects sophisticated word play in a drug joke.
Sophisticated? Please Tom, it was a pun!
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:38 PM   #4755
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Sophisticated? Please Tom, it was a pun!
But a sophisticated pun. How many anagram puns are there? Man Tony!
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