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Old 04-02-2012, 06:11 PM   #4726
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I Love it! My wife is confined to a wheelchair, and I've been trying to figure out how I can buy a motorcycle without alienating her. By Jove! You’ve solved it!
Just remember a good seat belt system!!! Unless you aren't too fond of her, that is....
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Old 04-02-2012, 06:26 PM   #4727
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Just remember a good seat belt system!!! Unless you aren't too fond of her, that is....
Actually, she's mobile enough to be able to get on the bike; it's just that when we get to wherever we're going we'd need to have her chair along.

We could use her manual backup chair, but even that is too much to strap to a motorcycle. With a trailer, we could bring her power chair along!
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Old 04-02-2012, 07:14 PM   #4728
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Old 04-03-2012, 03:30 AM   #4729
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:15 AM   #4730
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:20 AM   #4731
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I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

I'm now the main stake holder.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:23 PM   #4732
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:30 PM   #4733
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Old 04-03-2012, 11:11 PM   #4734
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I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

I'm now the main stake holder.
No offense, but that joke sucked.
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:38 AM   #4735
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Old 04-04-2012, 04:02 AM   #4736
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A Biologist and a Physicist went out on a date. But the date didn't go well.....
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Old 04-04-2012, 05:08 AM   #4737
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Old 04-04-2012, 06:59 AM   #4738
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No offense, but that joke sucked.


Here's another:

I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, "anything else?"

He said, "an' a gram of cocaine please mate"

I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty... "Oceanic?"
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:28 AM   #4739
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:41 AM   #4740
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Here's another:

I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, "anything else?"

He said, "an' a gram of cocaine please mate"

I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty... "Oceanic?"
Took me a minute!
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