Unutterably Silly Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)

[Deof Movestofca]

On second thought, let's just quote random posts:

Originally Posted by VillageReader

http://www.dictionaryevangelist.com/

Originally Posted by Over

Ah, ah, ah, sure it's big, honey. Here, check it out.

Originally Posted by The Skwerl

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.



In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

New Discovery - The Heaviest Element Known to Science

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Say no more! say no more!

Originally Posted by RWood

Only you can prevent on-topic posting!

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I sent the "5 minute chocolate cake recipe around to a lot of people, and here is the first reply I"ve gotten, from a friend in Nashville.....

"It was good...even better if you cut it in half and add Hershey's syrup to one side and caramel to the other." LOL

I would only add that a spritz or 6 of real whipped cream would make it even better...........

Originally Posted by RWood

We could go bobbing for marshmallows.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

My George W out of office countdown calender for tomorrow has a quote from La Crosse WI in 2000: "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

Huh.

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Originally Posted by RWood

Did Ben Hur have a pit crew?

Originally Posted by Slite

If we aren't suposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Originally Posted by RWood

We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor.

Originally Posted by RWood

Economic Reforms Announced

New US Currency Introduced

12 dubloons = 1 zolotky
13.5 zolotkys = 1 balloon
2 ballons = 1 special
180 zolotkys = 1 finsky
1 finsky = immense wealth

Originally Posted by pshrynk

What was the topic here again?

[Sweetpea]

http://www.outblush.com/women/fashio...-tweeting-tee/

[Sweetpea]

[orlok]

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[pholy]

DANG IT, ORLOK!

I had successfully ignored that until I was puzzled by your comment.

It has been a while...

[Sweetpea]

Well, it's a novel take on it!

[orlok]

Originally Posted by pholy

DANG IT, ORLOK!

I had successfully ignored that until I was puzzled by your comment.

It has been a while...

Well I couldn't let on, could I ?

And it hasn't been that long for me. WT Sharpe kindly treated me to another version a few weeks ago....

[Dylrob]

Heh, I've used that one before.

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Heh, I've used that one before.

So had I, but I still fell for it.......

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

So had I, but I still fell for it.......

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that, for a change, I was not the one who posted it. Just remember that. Maybe you could even post that on my tombstone someday.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that, for a change, I was not the one who posted it. Just remember that. Maybe you could even post that on my tombstone someday.

RIP Vivaldirules

He did NOT die from RickRolling!

[pholy]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

RIP Vivaldirules

He did NOT die from RickRolling!

But he had a couple of close calls.

[Deof Movestofca]

(BUMP)

I figured the thread should have one of these somewhere within it.

[Dylrob]

Okay, new topic.

[WT Sharpe]

My wife's in the living room watching Wheel of Fortune. Every show starts off with an introduction of the contestants during which each contestant says a little about themselves. Invariable they say something like, "I have a wonderful husband and three fantastic children," or "I'm here with my lovely wife Sandy and our two beautiful daughters," or some slight variant. One of tonight's contestants went about as far from the script as I've ever heard when he said, "I have a smokin' hot wife."

Are you like me? Wouldn't you—just once—like to see someone tell Pat Sajak, "I'm here with my useless, soon-to-be ex by whom I have two lovely children and a third with a face so ugly it could stop a freight train."