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#46906 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135239851
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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How sweet! But it's not my birthday - so no candle flames are necessary.
*puff* *puff* *SNORT* *puff* ..... *slurp* YOW! *urgh* SPLAT! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz |
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#46907 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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Success!
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#46908 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135239851
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'm having the strangest dream .... I'm on the Riviera ... tanning myself on the beach ... but the sun is so hot .... but I can't move .... and now someone has flipped me over .... the sun is so hot it feels like I'm on fire ....
Good thing it's only a dream ... |
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#46909 |
Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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Or is it?
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#46910 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 445850508
Join Date: Dec 2011
Device: Sony PRS-T1
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Note to self. Try to teach Pooh how to deal with fire.
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#46911 |
Lurker extraordinaire
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Karma: 555971070
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: GMT +8
Device: iPad 3, iPad Mini 4
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#46912 |
Murderous Mustela
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Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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Apparently Poohbear has some kind of distributive consciousness, if he's able to think and feel while diced up like that.
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#46913 |
Benevolent Evil Lord
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Karma: 48339466
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!)
Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)
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there was no head in that pan...
We Saved Hitler's Poohbear's Brain! Bwahahahahaha! |
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#46914 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 315558332
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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You mean.... poohbear_nc is now a chickenless head!?!
I can't bear to look. I'll be over here with the win. |
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#46915 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135239851
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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*yawn* *snort* *gargle* *snort*
Wow! What a crazy night. I took shelter from the storms in the Wiggles basement lab .... and was served a flaming birthday drink ... which I almost hyperventilated trying to blow out ... so I just gulped it down (didn't want to appear unappreciative you know) ... and then lights out! Had the wildest dreams .... sleeping in a very warm place .... a crowd of us sunning together .... Oh well - time to get up and go to work ..... *blink* *blink* Wait a minute! I CAN'T SEE MY FEET!! .... *blink* Or the rest of me! Heartless fiends! Restore my body now before I get angry! You've made me the ultimate reverse chicken joke ... a head running around without a chicken! Restore me or risk losing the "B" in B.E.L.! [At least I can use my beak to call ACME for a replacement body! Charged to the Wiggles credit card of course.] |
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#46916 |
Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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I win.
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#46917 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 315558332
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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The heartless fiends! (Well, technically I suppose pooh is currently the heartless one...)
I win. |
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#46918 |
Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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Me too.
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#46919 | |
Samurai Lizard
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Karma: 70029956
Join Date: Nov 2009
Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4
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Imagine it: You'll have a strong and indestructible body, one that will live forever. You will never be ill or get old. Also, being in a metal body you will be safe from being eaten (unless H.I.M.S. consumes metal). Here's your future, if you have the courage to make the change: |
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#46920 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135239851
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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Well .... my ACME package arrived .... What do you think?
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