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Old 04-22-2011, 06:33 AM   #4636
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You all act like I was kidding

I really don't get the whole mid-life crisis. Why wait till you're an old balding guy to have all the toys?
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Old 04-22-2011, 06:58 AM   #4637
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I really don't get the whole mid-life crisis. Why wait till you're an old balding guy to have all the toys?
Exactly. That's why I got it all out the way in my mid-thirties
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:58 AM   #4638
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Guess I'm a little late to the party as well, but according to that I will die on Friday, February 26, 2038
Hmm looks like I better get may ass in gear for that mid-life crisis, anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?
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You have a wife, yes?
Wife...........................Check
The "Mid-life Crisis" Checklist
Ferrari................................Check
Gold chains ........................Check
Bimbo with inplants ........Check
The "Reality" Checklist
Ex-wife gets gold chains and Ferrari.........................Check
Bimbo waves good-bye and drives away with the ex....Check
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According to my ex-wife, I married her
Men.............
...............love them, but so silly at times.....
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:16 PM   #4639
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...............love them, but so silly at times.....
Men. Can't live with them, can't live without...errmmm???
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:26 PM   #4640
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Men. Can't live with them, can't live without...errmmm???
No, I can't live without them as well....
Who would be left for me to tease ( sometimes unmercifully; yes, not on the forum = familyforum).
I also like observing men, sweet and silly at the same time. Can't help it.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:09 PM   #4641
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I always say "Women, you can't live with them, "

or "Mother in Laws, can't live with them, can't bury them in the yard"

BTW, My MiL is a wonderful woman, she doesn't speak English (she understands and can speak, but is shy) so we get on great
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:11 PM   #4642
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BTW, My MiL is a wonderful woman, she doesn't speak English (she understands and can speak, but is shy) so we get on great
Mine does, and we don't. There's a learning point in there somewhere, I'm sure .
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According to my ex-wife, I married her
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You all act like I was kidding

I really don't get the whole mid-life crisis. Why wait till you're an old balding guy to have all the toys?
Isn't that when men think they can afford it?
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Exactly. That's why I got it all out the way in my mid-thirties
Does that mean you get to experience it again, when "you're an old balding guy"?
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:13 PM   #4644
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Does that mean you get to experience it again, when "you're an old balding guy"?
Whisper when you say that around my wife, please.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:14 PM   #4645
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Mine does, and we don't. There's a learning point in there somewhere, I'm sure .
You know we may have come upon a break through for Husband - Mother in Law relations! For marital bliss marry a woman who's mother doesn't speak the language!

Some how thats going to bite us in the ass you know
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:45 PM   #4646
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You know we may have come upon a break through for Husband - Mother in Law relations! For marital bliss marry a woman who's mother doesn't speak the language!

Some how thats going to bite us in the ass you know
Well, for one thing, you can't tell what sorts of stories the MIL is telling to your children, who grew up understanding both languages.
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Old 04-22-2011, 06:15 PM   #4647
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Well the MiL hasn't done that yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time...
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