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Fbone · 02-04-2012, 04:52 PM

My biggest problem is that I believe everything I tell myself.

Fbone · 02-05-2012, 01:59 PM

My love life is such a disaster...last night the Red Cross showed up.

Bookpossum · 02-05-2012, 10:14 PM

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Bolivian, a Tibetan, a Manxman, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Burmese and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said,

"Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

Stitchawl · 02-06-2012, 06:40 AM

Stitchawl

wannabee · 02-06-2012, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bookpossum

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Bolivian, a Tibetan, a Manxman, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Burmese and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said,

"Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

Two Kiwis???

orlok · 02-06-2012, 08:12 AM

Another Victorian one:

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander.

Bookpossum · 02-06-2012, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabee

Two Kiwis???

They needed to keep each other company because the Australian was a bit pushy.

Fbone · 02-06-2012, 08:25 PM

My marriage turned out to be a rest period between romances.

Nexutix · 02-07-2012, 04:53 AM

Stitchawl is a redditor!

Bookpossum · 02-07-2012, 06:52 AM

And his portrait looks so distinguished!

Stitchawl · 02-07-2012, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nexutix

Stitchawl is a redditor!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bookpossum

And his portrait looks so distinguished!

What is a 'redditor?'

Stitchawl

Falcao · 02-07-2012, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

What is a 'redditor?'

A fan of reddit, I guess.

Fbone · 02-07-2012, 10:01 PM

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

Fbone · 02-09-2012, 02:04 AM

Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms.

Bilbo1967 · 02-09-2012, 10:08 AM

Deleted.

Not an original joke, unlike all the others on here!

02-09-2012, 10:08 AM	#4500
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Deleted. Not an original joke, unlike all the others on here! Last edited by Bilbo1967; 02-13-2012 at 12:06 PM. Reason: Deleted due to over-zealous moderation.

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02-04-2012, 04:52 PM	#4486
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My biggest problem is that I believe everything I tell myself.

02-05-2012, 01:59 PM	#4487
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My love life is such a disaster...last night the Red Cross showed up.

02-05-2012, 10:14 PM	#4488
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Bolivian, a Tibetan, a Manxman, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Burmese and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

02-06-2012, 06:40 AM	#4489
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Stitchawl

02-06-2012, 08:12 AM	#4491
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	Another Victorian one: What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander.

02-06-2012, 08:25 PM	#4493
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My marriage turned out to be a rest period between romances.

02-07-2012, 04:53 AM	#4494
Nexutix Reading and reading Posts: 582 Karma: 8250144 Join Date: Oct 2010 Device: Infibeam Pi, iPod Touch 4G, iPad Air 2, iPad mini 2, Oneplus One	Stitchawl is a redditor!

02-07-2012, 06:52 AM	#4495
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	And his portrait looks so distinguished!

02-07-2012, 10:01 PM	#4498
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

02-09-2012, 02:04 AM	#4499
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms.