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Another one.
Barry's Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday. Barry: Yea we have it. Barry's Customer: Great, Great, can I have it? Barry: No, no, you can't. Barry's Customer: Why not? Barry: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall. It's a movie from 2000 based on a book. |
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High Fidelity?
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^We have a winner. Tell him what he's won Alex.
Well John, he's won the chance to pick the next movie quote to guess. |
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Okay...
'Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely.' |
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Sherlock Holmes?
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Correct.
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here we go...
Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy |
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Goodfellas?
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Yup. I thought this one would be too easy...
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One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?
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We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?
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Not one guess? How many racist movies do you people know lol.
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Mississippi Burning?
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Nope. Here's an easier one.
Person #1: He's one of those proud to be nigger people, I hate those guys. Person #2: Now wait a minute *Person #1*, he's not proud. No, he's a manipulative, self-righteous Uncle Tom who's trying to make you feel guilty about writing about Adolf Hitler. Yeah, when some nigger or some spick writes about Martin Luther King or fucking Caesar commie Chavez, he gets a pat on the head. You can see the hypocrisy in that, can't you |
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Malcolm X?
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