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Old 06-21-2010, 11:43 AM   #31
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it took a Dutch Exchange student to even introduce me to that show! then I was appalled at how eaily our dirty laundry was aired internationally
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Jerry Springer

Best Show Ever. Anytime I think MY life sucks, I just watch 15 minutes of Jerry and feel MUCH better about my situation.
And I also like all the hot girls he books for the show...
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Best Show Ever. Anytime I think MY life sucks, I just watch 15 minutes of Jerry and feel MUCH better about my situation.
And I also like all the hot girls he books for the show...
I feel ill anytime I even hear it
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Old 06-21-2010, 04:09 PM   #34
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Jerry Springer

Best Show Ever. Anytime I think MY life sucks, I just watch 15 minutes of Jerry and feel MUCH better about my situation.
And I also like all the hot girls he books for the show...
I wouldn't have touched those girls even in my teenage years! I bet even their crabs have herpes!
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Old 06-21-2010, 04:16 PM   #35
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I wouldn't have touched those girls even in my teenage years! I bet even their crabs have herpes!
it reminds me of looking at the Olsen twins. every time I see a blurb about them dating someone I cringe.
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The Olsen twins date people?

I thought they were both dating the same marital appliance...
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Old 06-21-2010, 04:50 PM   #37
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The Olsen twins date people?

I thought they were both dating the same marital appliance...


What? They're TWINS?


But back on topic...

Dude (StoryGuy)! If you want her to respect you, you gotta buy her the good stuff, not the stuff that turns her nose piercing green. Sheesh.
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Old 06-21-2010, 08:20 PM   #38
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If all you want is beer money, take out an insurance policy then take her hunting like I said.
I told you. If I took her huntin she might bring some Thunderbird or other fancy wine. Make a man sick mixin good Pabst Blue Ribbon with fancy wine.

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Otherwise, stop drinking, help out around the house like she asks and act like a husband, not a kid.

Your choice.
I'm not thinkin that you're a good man. Do the rest of you turn green? I saw a green guy on the TV in Sears. Do you throw cars and bust up stuff when yer mad?


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Use reverse psychology; tell her you DON'T want to have sex tonight. I guarantee she will jump your bones in a heartbeat, wondering what the heck is going on...
Is that reversing thing like parking in the woods where you may want to get movin real fast and when you don't have time to put your clothes on?

And what do you mean about her jumpin on my bones. That could hurt!


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As far as the beer fetching goes, you can't just assume that it is your wife's duty to serve you or that she even wants to, you have to make sure first....

You: Honey, do you want another beer/drink/wine?
Wife: Why yes dear, that would be wonderful.
Now you know she is willing...
You: Good, can you get me one while you're up?
Your advice just ain't no good. I had to train her to buy the beer. Why do I want to mess that up. And your tellen me to tell her it's ok to drink MY beer! Bet your one of those forieners. Just holden flags you bought at a soovenerr counter.


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You might want to consider giving her a break by visiting the local lap dance lounge once or twice a week. I'm sure if you told her you were doing it for her she'd appreciate it.
The only thing we got this far back is the revival meetins and they don't dance at all.


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@ SomeOldStory

Women need to feel wanted. Unless they receive a steady stream of attention, they begin to feel neglected. You could try posting some nude photos of her to the Internet and sending links to all your buds. Surely when the compliments begin pouring in, it would show her how much you really appreciate her.
I'm always tellen her how much I like the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer she brings me so it can't be that.

Somebody in the trailer part already put her picture in his web site. He's the one that took the picture of her at the wedding. She's the purtyest one in the whole trailer park.

Don't start suggesting cuffs and stuff. If she wants cuffs she can sow them on herself.

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That's the problem... too much "practicing" ELSEWHERE.

You're getting closer...

Men...
I don't practice much with men rebarnmom. Mostly it's my sisters and some cusins.

Well, I'm gonna try giving her one of my beers. Hope I don't spoil her too much.
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Old 06-21-2010, 08:45 PM   #39
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And remember a girl always loves a great vacuum cleaner!

And some rubber gloves!

You'll make 'er heart quiver!
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And remember a girl always love a great vacuum cleaner!

And some rubber gloves!

You'll make 'er heart quiver!
Can you send that to me again?

My wife noticed that my hand had writen on it, and made me wash before supper.
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:07 PM   #41
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Women will never fully appreciate what us men have to go through for them on a daily basis.

*shrug* Just a fact of life.
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Women will never fully appreciate what us men have to go through for them on a daily basis.

*shrug* Just a fact of life.
That EXACTICLY what I mean.

A man goes off huntin with his friends just so his wife can have some time off, and what’s he get for all his trouble.

And another thing. I'm not just saving all those beer cans 'cause I'm lazy.

But just you try to tell her that some day all them cans are gonna be worth somethin.

My wife just don't appreciate all the work I do on that couch.

And do you think that she'll get another job to buy me a better couch? Of course not!
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There's your answer.

Leave your wife...

and run off with happy_terd.

He just got a promotion.

He can get you a nice new couch and all the beer you can drink.

And he likes to be spanked.
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If I were to ever become gay...none of you broken down old men are going to have a chance with me.

Even if gay I would have standards.
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