Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 3

SneakySnake · 05-21-2010, 04:56 AM

We both watched silently as the ugliest hariest beast I had ever seen crept past the window. "That's him?"

omk3 · 05-21-2010, 08:08 AM

"I..I..I'm not sure", she stuttered. "All gibbons look a bit alike, don't they?"

Peverel · 05-21-2010, 08:14 AM

"But that one's quite distinctive", I said.

"It's wearing a fedora and carrying a book by Nietzsche"

omk3 · 05-21-2010, 08:18 AM

"That's amazing! I never notice such things - that's why you're a PI and I'm not, I suppose", she giggled.

dsvick · 05-21-2010, 08:48 AM

"That's right", I told her. "The thing I can't figure out though, is how he crept past the window when we're 4 stories up"!

MJK2111 · 05-21-2010, 09:10 AM

"Maybe he used a bat-rope from his utility belt," she mused. "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?" I remembered thinking.

FlorenceArt · 05-21-2010, 09:15 AM

And did a double-take; why was I remembering something as it was happening? The answer was obvious.

LazyScot · 05-21-2010, 09:31 AM

I pressed the reset button, removed the cable from the back of my skull, and the direct brain insertion virtual reality simulation ended. But to my amazement I found the buxom blonde and the angry ape standing in front of me, looking quizzically in my direction holding, respectively and surpisingly, a banana and a pair of stilettos.

LazyScot · 05-21-2010, 09:42 AM

"Who are you, how did you get in here, what are you doing in the Private Investigators Training School and is that banana loaded?" I asked. (And yes, we do call this place the pits.)

omk3 · 05-21-2010, 09:44 AM

Luckily I knew how to defend myself against fresh fruit. But wait...had we done bananas? (and was it fresh?)

LazyScot · 05-21-2010, 09:59 AM

"No," said the blonde but the rest of her words were drowned out by a gunshot and pain ringing in my ears. Damn, I thought as I collapsed in front of the smoking stilettos the ape was holding, I really should have done the course on how to protect yourself from a stiletto in the hands of a primate.

Poppa1956 · 05-21-2010, 10:19 AM

As I drifted out of consciousness, two mad images drifted in and out of my mind. A newsprint photo of a man in uniform, under the headline "REGICIDE!" and Groucho Marx singing Lydia, The Tatooed Lady."

poohbear_nc · 05-21-2010, 01:22 PM

Some time later, don't ask me how much, I ungummed my eyelids and looked up into the ugliest moniker I had ever seen. Then I turned from the mirror and there she was again, minus the ape.

MJK2111 · 05-21-2010, 01:56 PM

My superior powers of observation also noted that she was minus her dress."Uh oh." I silently quipped, "This can only mean one thing!"

Peverel · 05-21-2010, 02:41 PM

"Laundry day again?" I asked.

Passing her my spare, incase of emergency, super fluffy, travel robe.

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05-21-2010, 04:56 AM	#31
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	We both watched silently as the ugliest hariest beast I had ever seen crept past the window. "That's him?"

05-21-2010, 08:08 AM	#32
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"I..I..I'm not sure", she stuttered. "All gibbons look a bit alike, don't they?"

05-21-2010, 08:14 AM	#33
Peverel Still Easily Confused Posts: 889 Karma: 505319 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big Device: Kindle	"But that one's quite distinctive", I said. "It's wearing a fedora and carrying a book by Nietzsche"

05-21-2010, 08:18 AM	#34
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"That's amazing! I never notice such things - that's why you're a PI and I'm not, I suppose", she giggled.

05-21-2010, 08:48 AM	#35
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	"That's right", I told her. "The thing I can't figure out though, is how he crept past the window when we're 4 stories up"!

05-21-2010, 09:10 AM	#36
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Maybe he used a bat-rope from his utility belt," she mused. "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?" I remembered thinking.

05-21-2010, 09:15 AM	#37
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	And did a double-take; why was I remembering something as it was happening? The answer was obvious.

05-21-2010, 09:31 AM	#38
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	I pressed the reset button, removed the cable from the back of my skull, and the direct brain insertion virtual reality simulation ended. But to my amazement I found the buxom blonde and the angry ape standing in front of me, looking quizzically in my direction holding, respectively and surpisingly, a banana and a pair of stilettos.

05-21-2010, 09:42 AM	#39
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Who are you, how did you get in here, what are you doing in the Private Investigators Training School and is that banana loaded?" I asked. (And yes, we do call this place the pits.)

05-21-2010, 09:44 AM	#40
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	Luckily I knew how to defend myself against fresh fruit. But wait...had we done bananas? (and was it fresh?)

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05-21-2010, 09:59 AM	#41
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"No," said the blonde but the rest of her words were drowned out by a gunshot and pain ringing in my ears. Damn, I thought as I collapsed in front of the smoking stilettos the ape was holding, I really should have done the course on how to protect yourself from a stiletto in the hands of a primate.

05-21-2010, 10:19 AM	#42
Poppa1956 Evangelist Posts: 487 Karma: 344188 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Oregon, USA Device: Verizon Ellipsis Tablit w/Kindle and Nook apps.	As I drifted out of consciousness, two mad images drifted in and out of my mind. A newsprint photo of a man in uniform, under the headline "REGICIDE!" and Groucho Marx singing Lydia, The Tatooed Lady."

05-21-2010, 01:22 PM	#43
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,773 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Some time later, don't ask me how much, I ungummed my eyelids and looked up into the ugliest moniker I had ever seen. Then I turned from the mirror and there she was again, minus the ape.

05-21-2010, 01:56 PM	#44
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	My superior powers of observation also noted that she was minus her dress."Uh oh." I silently quipped, "This can only mean one thing!"

05-21-2010, 02:41 PM	#45
Peverel Still Easily Confused Posts: 889 Karma: 505319 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big Device: Kindle	"Laundry day again?" I asked. Passing her my spare, incase of emergency, super fluffy, travel robe.