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Old 05-19-2010, 11:49 AM   #31
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...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Okay; what idiot let the rabbit of caerbannog out into this thread. Adrian, are you trying to monkey around with mathematics again? This supposed to be a countdown not a multiplication.

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Old 05-19-2010, 11:52 AM   #32
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:54 AM   #33
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THWACQUE !!!!!
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:56 AM   #34
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THWACQUE !!!!!


Would someone please explain to poor jinlo what just hit him there? I can't because I'm still under the table and not really in on it. How did all this poultry-business enter our dimension after all?

Edit: Oh I'm sorry. He does know very well. How stupid of him then ...
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:03 PM   #35
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Would someone please explain to poor jinlo what just hit him there? I can't because I'm still under the table and not really in on it. How did all this poultry-business enter our dimension after all?

Edit: Oh I'm sorry. He does know very well. How stupid of him then ...
I know something?! That's fantastic! If that’s the case, then I'm running for Congress, or Parliament, or Council, or Elder, or The Big Cheese!
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:08 PM   #36
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:19 PM   #37
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is that a trick question ?
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:23 PM   #38
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It's certainly irrational!
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:37 PM   #39
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are we sure we didn't have this much trouble with the last countdown ...
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:43 PM   #40
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:11 PM   #42
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I forgot to carry the 1 and ended up with a participle.
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