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Old 11-30-2009, 11:36 PM   #31
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Those are preferences that I can agree with, marc.
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For starters, my perfect girlfriend...
  • has a penis
  • is not a girl
  • forgives me for making redundant points
Thatʻs my perfect girlfriend too!!

Oh, and cleans up after me and takes care of me.
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:29 AM   #33
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Thatʻs my perfect girlfriend too!!

Oh, and cleans up after me and takes care of me.
Hey, I got one that fits all these criteria!
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:49 AM   #34
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Hey, I got one that fits all these criteria!
I fit all those criteria as well. Plus I am one hell of a cook.

To bad I'm spoken for ... right? right? Aaaawww.. come on! Right? Anyone?
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:38 AM   #36
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Does she leave the toilet seat up when she's finished?

So many women get that wrong.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:47 AM   #37
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Does she leave the toilet seat up when she's finished?

So many women get that wrong.
I had a boyfriend with the same opinion as you once. when I snuggied up my wet cold tush to his comfy warm tummy at odarkthirty, the toilet seat arguments ceased
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:53 AM   #38
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Does she leave the toilet seat up when she's finished?

So many women get that wrong.

A woman actually consider the man in such situations? Even I know better than that....
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:50 AM   #39
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Does she leave the toilet seat up when she's finished?

So many women get that wrong.

Our toilet seat only goes up when it's time to clean it... (or it's used for "other" purposes)

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I fit all those criteria as well. Plus I am one hell of a cook.
So is mine
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:52 AM   #40
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Those are preferences that I can agree with, marc.
yep, they're on my list too.

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I fit all those criteria as well. Plus I am one hell of a cook.

To bad I'm spoken for ... right? right? Aaaawww.. come on! Right? Anyone?
right !
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:26 AM   #42
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I fit all those criteria as well. Plus I am one hell of a cook.

To bad I'm spoken for ... right? right? Aaaawww.. come on! Right? Anyone?

TOO BAD, slite! and too bad you live so far away.

I should have phrased that better though, by that I mean that I want one who takes care of the kids and cooks and cleans as well. I will be happy to bring home the bacon. If you have one/are one like that, then Iʻm envious. I guess I have one that takes pretty good care of me, but just doesnʻt seem to do all the chores and take care of the kids as often as Iʻd like :P
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I should have phrased that better though, by that I mean that I want one who takes care of the kids and cooks and cleans as well. I will be happy to bring home the bacon. If you have one/are one like that, then Iʻm envious. I guess I have one that takes pretty good care of me, but just doesnʻt seem to do all the chores and take care of the kids as often as Iʻd like :P
Ok, I do take care of our "kids", but they're fairly easy. Feed them twice a day (three times if they are behaving themselves!) and clean out the litter once in a while...

I just can't clean house... I mean, I can do it, physically, but I get distracted after 1 minute and do something fun... I do like to vaccuum though. And I'll wash the windows once in a while (playing with water is always fun!)
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at last ! at last !! the rest of the world has finally caught up with me !! i'm now the perfect woman ! strange, hand-knitted woolen hat wearers with glasses and a liseuse unite ! o happy day !!!!


damned !! and i was so excited, for a second there.


We already knew you were perfect Zelda
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