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View Poll Results: What would you least like to see nekkid?
Penguin 2 5.00%
Goggie 2 5.00%
Otter 2 5.00%
Kitten 3 7.50%
the blue one, next to the fish 12 30.00%
PORTUGAL! 5 12.50%
ABBA 21 52.50%
Other (please specify) 11 27.50%
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:42 PM   #31
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I'm with kat! Nekkid women are an art form (some more Ruebenesque than others), but men sort of look like a funny joke;like they were created and someone tilted her head and said..."Hmmm...not quite right...let's see...ah! That's it!" And then stuck a glop of clay on as an afterthought "there!! Something to giggle at and give women ultimate control." Or something like that.
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:48 PM   #32
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reminds me of a VERY juvenile toast I learned at about ohhhh 9 or 10 or so...

"when god made man, he made him out of string. had too much, so he left a little thing. when god made woman, he made her out of lace. didn't have enough so left a little space.

thank you god"


like I said.... fairly juvenile
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:43 AM   #33
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Old 11-25-2009, 08:08 AM   #34
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Old 11-25-2009, 08:12 AM   #35
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As far as I'm concerned, you've seen one woman nekkid you've seen them all.
I have?? (doggy sits wide eyed and ponders)








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Old 11-25-2009, 09:31 AM   #36
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:00 AM   #37
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:22 PM   #38
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Yes, a valid point from your perspective. From my perspective, I would be no more interested in seeing Angelina Jolie nekkid than I would be to see Hillary Clinton nekkid. In other words seeing either woman nekkid would make no difference to me.
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:36 PM   #39
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Yes, a valid point from your perspective. From my perspective, I would be no more interested in seeing Angelina Jolie nekkid than I would be to see Hillary Clinton nekkid. In other words seeing either woman nekkid would make no difference to me.
And how would you feel about nekkid men?
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:52 PM   #40
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The beauty of nekkid people (either flavour) is that there is nothing left to hide. All you get - once you passed the "I'm so embarrassed & everyone is looking at me" is people.
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:18 PM   #41
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:20 PM   #42
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:33 PM   #43
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:32 AM   #44
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And how would you feel about nekkid men?
I know you werenʻt asking me, but I, personally, would feel like they should put their underoos back on. See my previous post.

(Unless I was in the mood to giggle! Then show me someone like Brad Pitt... I think he looks like a big mouse, so a seeing that with the little "afterthought" would be giggle-inducing)
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:55 AM   #45
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(Speaking as an enthusiastic, amateur photographer) I like looking at nudes, regardless of gender (or "type"). The body is what it is, and most always is beautiful to me if looked at with a good eye. It is most rare that something needs beating to death with a bike chain (but I will make exceptions for Will Ferrell and Paris Hilton and that ugly bugger that watches me shave...admittedly though these are for unrelated reasons).

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