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Old 06-19-2009, 07:38 PM   #31
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Old 06-19-2009, 07:43 PM   #32
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:57 PM   #33
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:06 PM   #34
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Thats it.

All car keys on the counter NOW.


No one drives away from here.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #35
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #36
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Thats it.

All car keys on the counter NOW.


No one drives away from here.
dg, I had no idea you were a partier!
avert my eyes!
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:10 PM   #37
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Old 06-20-2009, 08:07 AM   #38
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What? You're drunk at 12 bottles? Cheech! You need practice...
To be fair, LazyScot is regularly given (surreptitiously, without his knowing, by covert Montsnmags operatives) chemical substances that may impair his ability to imbibe beer. It's not the alcohol though - bubbles are contraindicated for many of these...let's call them "pharmaceuticals", mostly due to the squirrel pituitary gland extract buffer rebelling against proximity to bubbles (Squirrels hate Bubbles. That's why they tore off Michael Jackson's nose - to freak out the chimp. Squirrels think chimps are "uppity", and Bubbles especially so).

...but this is about bottles of beer, yes? So...

76 bottles of beer...and so on...and now 75. [circumstances surrounding bottle number 76 have been censored for sensitive eyes. See DGMa for details, but speak quietly - her head's probably quite sore this morning]

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Old 06-20-2009, 09:13 AM   #39
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Old 06-20-2009, 09:55 AM   #40
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Not THAT kind of key party!
Key party? What's a key party?

*goes off and googles*

Ahhh. Right.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:14 AM   #41
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75 bottles of beer somewhere
75 containers of some sort of intoxicating beverage somewhere
get one, imbibe with everyone
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:49 PM   #42
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74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer - take one down, pass it around (but skip me, cause I can't drink - I'm the designated driver), 73 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:26 PM   #43
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:26 PM   #44
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73 bottle of beer and a coke
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:28 PM   #45
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Totally in the interests of getting this ting kinda back on track, and cos I have nothing remotly humourous to add....

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around,

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