Worst date ever

[brecklundin]

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Y'all are way too easily distracted ...

'tis what makes'em cheap dates.

[mklynds]

I got a worst date story for you all. It has a bit of a twist though. The events to follow take place before my wife and I were married. It is I who happens to be the worst date ever.

Kristen and I had been dating a couple of months and were both working at the same summer camp that summer. On the day that ended one camp all the camp workers decided to borrow the camp van and head into the city for a nice supper and a movie. Things had been going well between Kristen and I and were progressing nicely. Well after a very fun supper with great food and a little cuddling during the movie, I thought that everything was going great and was hopeful for the evening to follow. As it turned out however, we get back into the van and suffer some generally good will teasing about our cuddling when in front of the whole van I call Kristen by the wrong name. My ex-girlfriends name........ quick mike what do you do... So I tried saying that I sneezed and thats why the name sounded wrong. Nope, everyone in the van clearly heard my blunder. Kristen moved up a few rows in the van seating and I thought that all was lost.

I am happy to say though that eventually I was able to attain forgiveness and Kristen and I will be celebrating 7 years of marriage this August. So let that be a lesson that not all worst dates ever are truly your worst dates ever!!!

Mike

[dreams]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

... I'll tell you when I have one.

Smarta$$

Originally Posted by Over

SNIP.. she was nice looking and seemed a nice person. SNIP

Remember to always engage upper level brain before making decisions..

Side bar: How did you keep from jumping out of the car?

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

SNIP
... I asked to be driven home...

OK, this is where I remind you about how nice it is to always take your own car or have a cab company on speed dial.

Originally Posted by Verencat

Why did I not see this before?!?

Food group and dates: they are the same thing! (if you're lucky enough!)

See, the young CAN learn!

Originally Posted by mklynds

SNIP SNIP
I am happy to say though that eventually I was able to attain forgiveness and Kristen and I will be celebrating 7 years of marriage this August.

Mike

Congratulations!!!

(Now, where is my chocolate? You said I could have it back if I stayed focused. )

[Alphapheemail]

Originally Posted by mklynds

when in front of the whole van I call Kristen by the wrong name. My ex-girlfriends name........

It's not sooo sooo bad! every one is entitled to an off day!! Now calling her by the wrong name during sex.... now that's something else...

[Alphapheemail]

The bad thing about horrible bad first dates is that sometimes the date went bad due to circumstances out of your control, then your first impression is done and ruined a potentially good thing...

But some things are in our control...and anything can be a deal breaker on a 1st date...
-bad breath
-plaque
-stinginess (guys it nice u pay, its nice when we offer too, but don't ask for half the check)
-B.O.
-porn on the phone (and braggin about it)
-answering the phone mid dinner conversation to gossip!!!
-burping ( yea it's natural but save it for later)

[RWood]

Originally Posted by mklynds

when in front of the whole van I call Kristen by the wrong name. My ex-girlfriends name........

My Daddy gave me some advice on that subject many years ago, "Always call them Honey so you don't have to learn their names and you never make a mistake."

[dreams]

Originally Posted by RWood

My Daddy gave me some advice on that subject many years ago, "Always call them Honey so you don't have to learn their names and you never make a mistake."

I think your Dad must have met and shared that same advice with my ex!