Silliness Crazy dreams...... - Page 3

Wetdogeared · 06-04-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by krisk

oh my gosh miniature penguin bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't BOb say he went off to find himself. Maybe he found himself in a miniature burlesque penguin bar. Or maybe he dreamt he did!

WDE.

yvanleterrible · 06-04-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

This is going to be a profitable thread for me, I can see that now.

How could my snoring make you rich?

desertgrandma · 06-04-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

This is going to be a profitable thread for me, I can see that now.

Wait.

Don't you give group discounts??

krisk · 06-04-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Wait.

Don't you give group discounts??

ever heard publish or perish? I think someone found their glory publication!

ruth1304 · 06-06-2009, 05:26 AM

I've spent FAR too much time on MR recently. In my dream last night I was discussing problems with my 505 and the fact that sony was developing a new firmware that would sort out lots of the problems that people here had been talking about.

Then two other MR members (not real ones, random new people) came out of my computer to start a discussion in my flat, which ended up with them complaining because I couldn't tell them how to sort out problems I was having.

Think I might need to spend this weekend doing something else ...

yvanleterrible · 06-06-2009, 08:36 AM

What? You're still there?

Wetdogeared · 06-06-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ruth1304

I've spent FAR too much time on MR recently. In my dream last night I was discussing problems with my 505 and the fact that sony was developing a new firmware that would sort out lots of the problems that people here had been talking about.

Then two other MR members (not real ones, random new people) came out of my computer to start a discussion in my flat, which ended up with them complaining because I couldn't tell them how to sort out problems I was having.

Think I might need to spend this weekend doing something else ...

Now if Yvan had had a premonition dream like that one, this would be the start of a great rumour.

WDE.

yvanleterrible · 06-06-2009, 05:47 PM

I dreamt last night that I was visiting with the anchor man of the news station we listen to. I was just choosing my wording to tell him the things he does that p*** us off and he kept bringing me to an other room, presenting his family members, and as I felt I had my words straight, I woke up. Morning glory had things straight too.

Wetdogeared · 06-13-2009, 11:34 AM

My latest MR karma fortune: "Wetdogeared can self-interpret dreams as they happen". Karmic or what!

WDE.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-13-2009, 02:25 PM

The last couple of nights I've been having very epic sci-fi type dreams. And for some reason in one of the recent ones Zelda's two cats popped into it... it made sense at the time

montsnmags · 06-14-2009, 08:12 AM

I've been having...well you know that dream where you're dressed to the grey-scale nines in black-and-white movie mode, and you're on the town with The Loved One or Adrian or some other character who is the aggressive to your passive, both of you guiding the arms of two delightful dames who look remarkably like a non-naive Audrey Hepburn and Auntie Mame/Rosalind Russell and they're simply accomplices in your starring celebrity appearances or you're accomplices in theirs because it's the style of the time (or the silence of at least) and after drinks and late you go back to your house for after-drinks drinks and the two beauties leave in the requisite front-door old-style flash-bulbs of paparazzi that cements the machinated mythology but it's not important it's just the style of the time and you start scratching at your arm and you notice that your flesh puckers down like a navel in a fat man's belly or a piece of pinched dough and there are more of them all over you as you feel up your arm and across your chest and down your legs and as you casually take off your clothes with a sigh of inevitability the greyscale movie-tones fade away to the ghastly reality of colour and the puckers are as inflamed and slightly weepy as one would expect and kind of burning and if you look close you can see minute white dots which at first seem like pimples but white-white and as you watch they grow a little like puff-ball mushrooms but white-white and they grow and unfurl and they're white-white and beautiful like speeded-up fiddle-head ferns unfurling in fast-motion like you see on the telly but white-white but still beautiful ferns and they unfurl and grow beyond a palm's width and beyond a hand's width and they're white-white-white and beautiful and moving and hypnotic and the tips of their tendrils are now reaching other parts of your body but not touching each other and their white-white where it touches sinks ever so gently and shallowly just into the surface of your skin so you're marked with white-white tattoos of ferns but they're still rooted to those red, doughy puckers and where they've now attached themselves in their white-white tattoos they begin to pull back like anemones towards their centre and they continue to unfurl and wrap around parts of your body and sink and pull and then the skin and meat begin to be torn away as the white-white ferns pull away and back to the puckers and they wrap you and there's snapping as they've enfolded and and are pulling your bones and meat and skin and viscera and eyes and nails and face apart with their white-white so white-white beautiful ferns and drag it all back like anemones white-white anemones to to those puckers so that the body can ingest itself perhaps(?) but as usual you wake up just before that happens, which is nice, but those ferns those white-white ferns growing from the diseased and weeping puckering of your diseased flesh were so beautiful and so-white-white-white but you're so glad you're awake now...
...and it's 3am, and you play with your iPod until 4am to try smother it in your mind and you can get back to sleep...
~sigh~

yvanleterrible · 06-14-2009, 08:18 AM

You ate something bad? Mushrooms? Ferns?

montsnmags · 06-14-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

You ate something bad? Mushrooms? Ferns?

Mushrooms and ferns couldn't be bad, surely. They're beautiful!

Cheers,
Marc

yvanleterrible · 06-14-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Mushrooms and ferns couldn't be bad, surely. They're beautiful!

Cheers,
Marc

Hmmm! Of all the ferns that exist, two varieties are non toxic... almost. To prepare them for consumption, they have to be blanched twice and the water must be changed between both "boilings". Alcaloids are nasty for the frail body we live in.

Forgot to add: Only the tiny fronds are edible. The mature plant kills.

montsnmags · 06-14-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

...The mature plant kills.

The white-white, midnight, parasitic ones don't exactly rebalance your chi either.

Cheers,
Marc (an hour from sleep, hoping for dreams of puppies and ribbons...good puppies, not the ones that grow in your brainstem and then chew their way down and out through your exit strategy, and lovely, yellow satin ribbons, not those ones that live in your digestive system consuming all your food so that you starve to death with a full belly)

06-14-2009, 08:12 AM	#41
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	I've been having...well you know that dream where you're dressed to the grey-scale nines in black-and-white movie mode, and you're on the town with The Loved One or Adrian or some other character who is the aggressive to your passive, both of you guiding the arms of two delightful dames who look remarkably like a non-naive Audrey Hepburn and Auntie Mame/Rosalind Russell and they're simply accomplices in your starring celebrity appearances or you're accomplices in theirs because it's the style of the time (or the silence of at least) and after drinks and late you go back to your house for after-drinks drinks and the two beauties leave in the requisite front-door old-style flash-bulbs of paparazzi that cements the machinated mythology but it's not important it's just the style of the time and you start scratching at your arm and you notice that your flesh puckers down like a navel in a fat man's belly or a piece of pinched dough and there are more of them all over you as you feel up your arm and across your chest and down your legs and as you casually take off your clothes with a sigh of inevitability the greyscale movie-tones fade away to the ghastly reality of colour and the puckers are as inflamed and slightly weepy as one would expect and kind of burning and if you look close you can see minute white dots which at first seem like pimples but white-white and as you watch they grow a little like puff-ball mushrooms but white-white and they grow and unfurl and they're white-white and beautiful like speeded-up fiddle-head ferns unfurling in fast-motion like you see on the telly but white-white but still beautiful ferns and they unfurl and grow beyond a palm's width and beyond a hand's width and they're white-white-white and beautiful and moving and hypnotic and the tips of their tendrils are now reaching other parts of your body but not touching each other and their white-white where it touches sinks ever so gently and shallowly just into the surface of your skin so you're marked with white-white tattoos of ferns but they're still rooted to those red, doughy puckers and where they've now attached themselves in their white-white tattoos they begin to pull back like anemones towards their centre and they continue to unfurl and wrap around parts of your body and sink and pull and then the skin and meat begin to be torn away as the white-white ferns pull away and back to the puckers and they wrap you and there's snapping as they've enfolded and and are pulling your bones and meat and skin and viscera and eyes and nails and face apart with their white-white so white-white beautiful ferns and drag it all back like anemones white-white anemones to to those puckers so that the body can ingest itself perhaps(?) but as usual you wake up just before that happens, which is nice, but those ferns those white-white ferns growing from the diseased and weeping puckering of your diseased flesh were so beautiful and so-white-white-white but you're so glad you're awake now... ...and it's 3am, and you play with your iPod until 4am to try smother it in your mind and you can get back to sleep... ~sigh~ Last edited by montsnmags; 06-14-2009 at 10:26 AM.

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06-06-2009, 05:26 AM	#35
ruth1304 Addict Posts: 394 Karma: 1546 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bristol, UK Device: Waiting for a kindle!	I've spent FAR too much time on MR recently. In my dream last night I was discussing problems with my 505 and the fact that sony was developing a new firmware that would sort out lots of the problems that people here had been talking about. Then two other MR members (not real ones, random new people) came out of my computer to start a discussion in my flat, which ended up with them complaining because I couldn't tell them how to sort out problems I was having. Think I might need to spend this weekend doing something else ...

06-06-2009, 08:36 AM	#36
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	What? You're still there?

06-06-2009, 05:47 PM	#38
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	I dreamt last night that I was visiting with the anchor man of the news station we listen to. I was just choosing my wording to tell him the things he does that p*** us off and he kept bringing me to an other room, presenting his family members, and as I felt I had my words straight, I woke up. Morning glory had things straight too.

06-13-2009, 11:34 AM	#39
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	My latest MR karma fortune: "Wetdogeared can self-interpret dreams as they happen". Karmic or what! WDE.

06-13-2009, 02:25 PM	#40
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	The last couple of nights I've been having very epic sci-fi type dreams. And for some reason in one of the recent ones Zelda's two cats popped into it... it made sense at the time

06-14-2009, 08:18 AM	#42
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	You ate something bad? Mushrooms? Ferns?

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