Harv and Vera's Adventures in Panama - Page 3

zelda_pinwheel · 11-10-2008, 09:08 AM

"Bugger off! I'm writing the Great American Novel!"

"But you're Panamanian!"

paaaa hahahaha !!!!

this just gets better and better as it goes along.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 11-10-2008, 09:35 AM

:applauds: Wonderful installments

pshrynk · 11-10-2008, 11:37 AM

"I know! And I'm sorry! In fact, I did win you back three days later. I don't know what you're complaining about."

"That guy took me home and gave me to his kids! You have no concept..."

Harv shuddered at the horror induced by Vivaldi's lament. He got over it quickly.

"Look, I need your help..."

"Not interested."

"But it's important!"

"Like gambling your best friend?"

"Well, talking dogs are rare..."

"So that gives you the right to use my 'rare' talent as collateral for a busted flush?"

"I could have swore he was bluffing!"

"I'll give you swearing, you..."

"Vera needs help!"

"Vera? Why didn't you just say so? I'd do anything to help Vera! She never gambled me away. And she gives good skritch."

"Yes, she did, I won you from her in a Cribbage tournament!"

"Let's not quibble in the details! What's going on?"

zelda_pinwheel · 11-10-2008, 11:44 AM

wow. vivaldi the talking dog is my new favorite character.

vivaldirules · 11-10-2008, 11:45 AM

Everybody in the pool!

pshrynk · 11-10-2008, 01:45 PM

High in the Andes mountains, a llama raised its head and look around, curious. There had been a tremor in the air that only llamas are sensitive to. He chewed his cud for a bit and asked his neighboring llama, "Did you just hear someone screaming, 'Harv!'?"

The neighboring llama, whose name for some reason was 'Steve Jordan,' said, "No."

The first llama spat at his neighbor and went back to grazing.

GeoffC · 11-10-2008, 01:58 PM

It's a well know fact that the air high in the Andes mountains is thin, deficient in oxygen and cold. It is also lacking, somewhat in molecules.

Hence the neighbouring llama misheard his friend, it was not "harv!", ....

but "merv!"?

GeoffC · 11-10-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

The British used to punish convicts by sending them to Australia which, from Marc's account, seems rather pleasant.
Perhaps Hell is even nicer than Australia.

Every so often they get their own back - hence the "Ashes"....

Patricia · 11-10-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

It's a well know fact that the air high in the Andes mountains is thin, deficient in oxygen and cold. It is also lacking, somewhat in molecules.

Hence the neighbouring llama misheard his friend, it was not "harv!", ....

but "merv!"?

You may well have a point, Geoff. This would explain why there are now so many llamas in Wales. I always thought that it was just the ridiculously steep hills, plus the cold and rain. Are they now competing with the sheep in Scotland too?

vivaldirules · 11-10-2008, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

You may well have a point, Geoff. This would explain why there are now so many llamas in Wales. I always thought that it was just the ridiculously steep hills, plus the cold and rain. Are they now competing with the sheep in Scotland too?

I have recently adopted a new religion (my third this month? or is it four? never mind, the others were mere idolatry). It is based on the High Llamas of Chile and the realization that the ancients there worshiped Vera, of course, as clearly spelt out in the llama-shaped glyphs they created in the desert there (zoom to the center of the image): http://googlesightseeing.com/maps?p=...6,0.008224&t=k

Hale (hail?) Vera!

pshrynk · 11-10-2008, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I have recently adopted a new religion (my third this month? or is it four? never mind, the others were mere idolatry). It is based on the High Llamas of Chile and the realization that the ancients there worshiped Vera, of course, as clearly spelt out in the llama-shaped glyphs they created in the desert there (zoom to the center of the image): http://googlesightseeing.com/maps?p=...6,0.008224&t=k

Hale (hail?) Vera!

Ummm... those look like reindeer to me.

vivaldirules · 11-10-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Ummm... those look like reindeer to me.

No, no, no. Turn your monitor upside down. See?

pshrynk · 11-10-2008, 03:59 PM

Well, now they look like reindeer doing yoga!

zelda_pinwheel · 11-10-2008, 03:59 PM

i see them ! i SEE them !!! all hail vera !! llamas be ppraised !!!

pshrynk · 11-10-2008, 04:03 PM

Sort of like an aerial Rorschach. I should be charging for this!

11-10-2008, 01:45 PM	#36
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Oh, all right, quitcher whining! High in the Andes mountains, a llama raised its head and look around, curious. There had been a tremor in the air that only llamas are sensitive to. He chewed his cud for a bit and asked his neighboring llama, "Did you just hear someone screaming, 'Harv!'?" The neighboring llama, whose name for some reason was 'Steve Jordan,' said, "No." The first llama spat at his neighbor and went back to grazing.

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11-10-2008, 09:08 AM	#31
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"Bugger off! I'm writing the Great American Novel!" "But you're Panamanian!" paaaa hahahaha !!!! this just gets better and better as it goes along.

11-10-2008, 09:35 AM	#32
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	:applauds: Wonderful installments

11-10-2008, 11:37 AM	#33
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	"I know! And I'm sorry! In fact, I did win you back three days later. I don't know what you're complaining about." "That guy took me home and gave me to his kids! You have no concept..." Harv shuddered at the horror induced by Vivaldi's lament. He got over it quickly. "Look, I need your help..." "Not interested." "But it's important!" "Like gambling your best friend?" "Well, talking dogs are rare..." "So that gives you the right to use my 'rare' talent as collateral for a busted flush?" "I could have swore he was bluffing!" "I'll give you swearing, you..." "Vera needs help!" "Vera? Why didn't you just say so? I'd do anything to help Vera! She never gambled me away. And she gives good skritch." "Yes, she did, I won you from her in a Cribbage tournament!" "Let's not quibble in the details! What's going on?"

11-10-2008, 11:44 AM	#34
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	wow. vivaldi the talking dog is my new favorite character.

11-10-2008, 11:45 AM	#35
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Everybody in the pool!

11-10-2008, 01:58 PM	#37
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It's a well know fact that the air high in the Andes mountains is thin, deficient in oxygen and cold. It is also lacking, somewhat in molecules. Hence the neighbouring llama misheard his friend, it was not "harv!", .... but "merv!"?

11-10-2008, 03:59 PM	#43
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, now they look like reindeer doing yoga!

11-10-2008, 04:03 PM	#45
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Sort of like an aerial Rorschach. I should be charging for this!

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