TOC with Page # - Page 3

Hitch · 12-29-2013, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmikel

All of which makes us bookbangers want to go to a pub!!

Ain't it the truth.

Hitch

PeterT · 12-29-2013, 06:37 PM

He pub; I pub; u pub?

mrmikel · 12-29-2013, 07:32 PM

I have met the enemy and he is belzepub!

Hitch · 12-30-2013, 04:22 AM

"Aye," he said, "and thar's the rub;
the problem ain't with them epubs;
the problem's with Apple and Kindle and more,
as ePUB standards they abhor.

"I know that TOC I want can sure be made;
'specially if I drink that there Apple Kool-Aid.
But then them other stores can't display,
them numbers I want this durn ebook to say!

"And that just plumb ain't damn fair,
Because my client's sure gonna care.
If I can't get these damn numbers to show,
I ain't ever gonna get that promised dough.

"So for now I'll just give her them Amazon rules,
and hope that like God, she loves children and fools.
'Cuz until them readers let me have Javascript,
My books cannot be so equipped.

"So off I go to finish this tome,
And farther afield in coding I shall roam.
Perhaps I'll meet me some HTML5,
So that numbered TOC's I may yet derive."

Just for S&G's, and in the spirit of the thing.

Hitch

odedta · 12-30-2013, 05:45 AM

Oh that promised dough! hehe I loved it Hitch ^_^

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12-29-2013, 06:37 PM	#32
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,511 Karma: 78910202 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	He pub; I pub; u pub?

12-29-2013, 07:32 PM	#33
mrmikel Color me gone Posts: 2,089 Karma: 1445295 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central Oregon Coast Device: PRS-300	I have met the enemy and he is belzepub!

12-30-2013, 04:22 AM	#34
Hitch Bookmaker & Cat Slave Posts: 11,503 Karma: 158448243 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Device: K2, iPad, KFire, PPW, Voyage, NookColor. 2 Droid, Oasis, Boox Note2	"Aye," he said, "and thar's the rub; the problem ain't with them epubs; the problem's with Apple and Kindle and more, as ePUB standards they abhor. "I know that TOC I want can sure be made; 'specially if I drink that there Apple Kool-Aid. But then them other stores can't display, them numbers I want this durn ebook to say! "And that just plumb ain't damn fair, Because my client's sure gonna care. If I can't get these damn numbers to show, I ain't ever gonna get that promised dough. "So for now I'll just give her them Amazon rules, and hope that like God, she loves children and fools. 'Cuz until them readers let me have Javascript, My books cannot be so equipped. "So off I go to finish this tome, And farther afield in coding I shall roam. Perhaps I'll meet me some HTML5, So that numbered TOC's I may yet derive." Just for S&G's, and in the spirit of the thing. Hitch

12-30-2013, 05:45 AM	#35
odedta Addict Posts: 398 Karma: 96448 Join Date: Dec 2013 Device: iPad	Oh that promised dough! hehe I loved it Hitch ^_^

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