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m-reader · 04-13-2008, 11:44 PM

My score is 20. I reckon this is wrong. My 5 year old daughter with the help of her 3 year old sister can tackle me and have me giggling like a girl in 5 seconds flat.
If they are pushing their little baby brother in the pram, they are like an unstopable destruction machine. You get two choices, either run or end up with a serious pram injury ...

moz · 04-14-2008, 12:20 AM

After the birthday party last weekend I reckon I'd need ear plugs if there were more than 5 of them. Plus they count double if someone's been feeding them sugar.

I get 55 but my gf only gets 33. Doesn't make sense, she's shorter than me but has a black belt in tae kwon do to mine in judo. I think I'd end up swinging the front one round to clear a path through the next 20, then going down in a heap. She's just stand there doing fast kicking until she had to step back to avoid the pile of cute little corpses.

montsnmags · 04-14-2008, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by moz

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I get 55 but my gf only gets 33. Doesn't make sense...

Moz, when you said you got 55, I was going to call BS. No matter what options I ran through, changing them each time to "maximise" my kill score, the highest I could get was 39. (sorry, stay with me, Moz...)

However, looking at the source, most every question has a maximum value of five attached to it, and the total "value" you can accumulate is 64. So, I'm buggered why I'm maxing-out at 39, as I have answered each question by picking the maximum option. Perhaps there's some odd screwiness happening in the maths (between browsers?), something that might also explain the discrepancy between your score and your girldfriend's. Regardless, I'm going to have to apologise for my BS-calling temptation and say it's obviously worked out by very smart quantum cats, and bow to your superior child-control skills.

Incidentally, my "real" score was 17, but, as specified elsewhere, that doesn't take into account that all my blood liberated by the rabid 5 year olds was preinfected with Kata Tjuta Bunyip Fever. Those little buggers are going down.

Cheers,
Marc

moz · 04-14-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Moz, when you said you got 55, I was going to call BS. No matter what options I ran through, changing them each time to "maximise" my kill score, the highest I could get was 39. (sorry, stay with me, Moz...)

Don't ask me, I just just ran through and answered. It's amusing that cheating appears to be difficult.

I still think a 5 foot tall horse-kicking ninja of doom should beat a judoka with testicles conveniently placed for 5-year-old headbutts (trust me on this, it hurts).

m-reader · 04-14-2008, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Moz, when you said you got 55, I was going to call BS. No matter what options I ran through, changing them each time to "maximise" my kill score, the highest I could get was 39. (sorry, stay with me, Moz...)

However, looking at the source, most every question has a maximum value of five attached to it, and the total "value" you can accumulate is 64. So, I'm buggered why I'm maxing-out at 39, as I have answered each question by picking the maximum option. Perhaps there's some odd screwiness happening in the maths (between browsers?), something that might also explain the discrepancy between your score and your girldfriend's. Regardless, I'm going to have to apologise for my BS-calling temptation and say it's obviously worked out by very smart quantum cats, and bow to your superior child-control skills.

Incidentally, my "real" score was 17, but, as specified elsewhere, that doesn't take into account that all my blood liberated by the rabid 5 year olds was preinfected with Kata Tjuta Bunyip Fever. Those little buggers are going down.

Cheers,
Marc

5 year olds are mean. They have 5 years of practice of inflicting pain upon adults (parents mostly, fathers more likely than mothers, as the latter are a food source at early stages).
Most of their moves are impossible to defend against.
My mortal fear is the 10 month old baby carried in one of those front strapped baby carrying pouches, with the baby facing forward. Now, for uninitiated in the dark arts of baby trickery, 10 month olds are of a very uncomfortable height because the little dangling feet are at just about the right height to deliver a painful back-kick into father's neither-region.
The only way to defend the crown jewels is the hold both hands in a form of a cup in front of the affected region. You can guess how many dirty looks this attracts from ladies when you go to the shops with the little one ...

montsnmags · 04-14-2008, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by moz

Don't ask me, I just just ran through and answered. It's amusing that cheating appears to be difficult.

That's what I thought. Probably programmed by super-intelligent 5 year olds.

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I still think a 5 foot tall horse-kicking ninja of doom should beat a judoka with testicles conveniently placed for 5-year-old headbutts (trust me on this, it hurts).

Well, you know...ninjas. Nothing beats ninjas.

I'm also thinking there might be a few very jealous hetero men reading here about your loved one (and probably a few Sapphic flutters too)

Cheers,
Marc

igorsk · 04-14-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Well, you know...ninjas. Nothing beats ninjas.

Even pirates?

zelda_pinwheel · 04-14-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by igorsk

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Well, you know...ninjas. Nothing beats ninjas.

Even pirates?

here we go...

montsnmags · 04-14-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by igorsk

Even pirates?

Hey...hey...hey...yeah...I'm excited....imagine a movie....

"ENTER THE NINJA PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND THE TEMPLE OF EMPIRE STRIKES CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN BLADERUNNER ALIENS...AND MR.T....FOOL!" (*)

Man, that...movie...would...be...AWESOME!

(*Warning: This film has been rated NP: It contains Ninja Pirates. Small children and namby pambies who probably thought "Attack of the Clones" needed more lovey-kissy crap should just bugger off and watch some film where Hugh Grant is being a foppish cad...again)

Cheers,
Marc

igorsk · 04-14-2008, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

here we go...

Say, how did you make the quote button not delete nested quotes? That behavior annoys me a lot but I could not find where to turn it off...

zelda_pinwheel · 04-14-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by igorsk

Say, how did you make the quote button not delete nested quotes? That behavior annoys me a lot but I could not find where to turn it off...

ah, petit scarabée, is ancient secret. must open first quote in new window, then click second quote in original window. then must accomplish secret "ctrl+x ctrl+v" ceremony of nested quote bringing togetherness. very delicate operation. not suitable for novice.

nekokami · 04-14-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Hey...hey...hey...yeah...I'm excited....imagine a movie....

"ENTER THE NINJA PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND THE TEMPLE OF EMPIRE STRIKES CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN BLADERUNNER ALIENS...AND MR.T....FOOL!" (*)

Man, that...movie...would...be...AWESOME!

Lobolover · 04-14-2008, 04:50 PM

montsnmags -PoTC is shit,One Piece beats all ninja's heads down.

montsnmags · 04-14-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lobolover

montsnmags -PoTC is shit,One Piece beats all ninja's heads down.

Rrrriiiiiiight! No worries. I'll keep that in mind if ever I'm talking about really, actually made movies that exist as opposed to the violently hyperchromatic composites in my own mind.

Cheers,
Marc (Why haven't they made a movie about a gibbon?)

yvanleterrible · 04-14-2008, 08:22 PM

Well I got 25 of those rascals off the planet. And that's not counting those two others I used to carry by the back of the belt. They've stopped pilfering my house and have gone to syphon others now.
Nah! I'm happy to see them when they pass by... what a softie.

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04-13-2008, 11:44 PM	#31
m-reader Guru Posts: 785 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Dec 2007 Device: Sony PRS-300. PRS-650, PRS-900, iPad2, Iconia A500, Irex Iliad (sold)	My score is 20. I reckon this is wrong. My 5 year old daughter with the help of her 3 year old sister can tackle me and have me giggling like a girl in 5 seconds flat. If they are pushing their little baby brother in the pram, they are like an unstopable destruction machine. You get two choices, either run or end up with a serious pram injury ...

04-14-2008, 12:20 AM	#32
moz Addict Posts: 370 Karma: 1553 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbun Device: Kobo H2O	After the birthday party last weekend I reckon I'd need ear plugs if there were more than 5 of them. Plus they count double if someone's been feeding them sugar. I get 55 but my gf only gets 33. Doesn't make sense, she's shorter than me but has a black belt in tae kwon do to mine in judo. I think I'd end up swinging the front one round to clear a path through the next 20, then going down in a heap. She's just stand there doing fast kicking until she had to step back to avoid the pile of cute little corpses.

04-14-2008, 04:50 PM	#43
Lobolover Gorosei Posts: 421 Karma: 334 Join Date: Feb 2008 Device: Microsoft Word	montsnmags -PoTC is shit,One Piece beats all ninja's heads down.

04-14-2008, 08:22 PM	#45
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Well I got 25 of those rascals off the planet. And that's not counting those two others I used to carry by the back of the belt. They've stopped pilfering my house and have gone to syphon others now. Nah! I'm happy to see them when they pass by... what a softie.

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