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Old 07-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #31
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but it's incorrectly written bdsm. that's dangerous.
Do they use the whips the wrong way!

Mon Dieu they should know better!!
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:40 PM   #32
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My wife and I went to visit my M-I-L a few days ago - she is in an old people's "resort". Among the old ladies sitting rugged up in their wheelchairs, at least five of them had one of the Fifty Shades books. These are women in their seventies and eighties. Three of my daughters have read them and they have now been downloaded to my wife's Kindle.

It would seem that guys could learn something from these books if they engender that sort of enthusiasm among women of all ages. I have yet to read one, though I do have them available from Amazon. My wife and I share an account. I had enough trouble trying to struggle through a Chelsea Handler book. (I didn't succeed, dropped it a third of the way through.)
What could I learn from these books? That if I'm rich and good looking, I get to spank women, then bang them? Hey, I already knew that!
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I read all 3 books. I found it a horribly written fanifc that was written for the author not for the readers. It followed no formula and the male lead was a sociopath with serious mommy issues and the female lead had serious self images problems which kept her in the abusive relationship.

The repetitiveness of the books made me want hit my head against the wall. The formula for the book was fight, have sex and rinse and repeat. No issues are ever resolved and the heroine has a very limited vocabulary. I cringe now when I hear the words "My Inner Goddess"
And yet you still read all 3?
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:05 AM   #34
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What could I learn from these books? That if I'm rich and good looking, I get to spank women, then bang them? Hey, I already knew that!
Wealth and what glossy mags consider good looks is not necessary for that.
Really.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:19 AM   #35
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It may be badly written, but there's nothing dangerous about it. It's fantasy, and doesn't have much to do with what people would do in reality.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:27 PM   #36
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And yet you still read all 3?
You have to understand it's like a train wreck. It's so horrible but you can't stop reading for some reason. You keep holding out that something is going to happen and they wise up but they never do. The first book is just horrible. It ends though on a big cliff hanger and the so call real relationship doesn't start till the second book. The second book is the best out of the three. You hit the third book and the story loses steam. There is no plot anymore and no more mystery and the writer begins to write whatever is off the top of her head. At that time you just want it to end.

I read it to see what the hype was all about and you see I read romances where the hero and heroine always get their happy ending. So I had to keep reading to see if there was a HEA and resolution for these two idiots so yes I read all three.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:45 PM   #37
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Yeah. I'm not read that. Ever. I remember listening to a book on audio called "Sweet Anger" and written by Sandra Brown, I believe. I got it on CD from the public library way back when and I seriously about chucked my CD player out the window. I mostly forget any bad or mediocre books but that one stands out in my mind. Not that it is anything much like "50 Shades," being, I believe (didn't get far), more romance than erotica but so, so bad. Anyway, I understand how you feel.
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Old 07-10-2012, 03:27 PM   #38
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Mind you, I read it, because I wanted to know what the buzz is all about.
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:13 PM   #39
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You have to understand it's like a train wreck. It's so horrible but you can't stop reading for some reason. You keep holding out that something is going to happen and they wise up but they never do.
I know what you mean, I used to watch Days of Our Lives and when I realized it was never really going to get above cheesy, despite the occasional glimmer of something interesting, I forced myself to stop.
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I read all 3 books. I found it a horribly written fanifc that was written for the author not for the readers. It followed no formula and the male lead was a sociopath with serious mommy issues and the female lead had serious self images problems which kept her in the abusive relationship.

The repetitiveness of the books made me want hit my head against the wall. The formula for the book was fight, have sex and rinse and repeat. No issues are ever resolved and the heroine has a very limited vocabulary.
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I cringe now when I hear the words "My Inner Goddess"
I think I just threw up in my mouth..
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:31 PM   #41
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I know what you mean, I used to watch Days of Our Lives and when I realized it was never really going to get above cheesy, despite the occasional glimmer of something interesting, I forced myself to stop.
I had to quit watching All My Children (in the 90's) b/c I got tired of characters acting out of character.
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:38 PM   #42
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I think you are onto something. 50 Shades is the perfect book for people who love daytime soaps.
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I think you are onto something. 50 Shades is the perfect book for people who love daytime soaps.
Hey! I watched One Life to Live faithfully till the end, I still watch General Hospital, but I wouldn't go near 50 Shades.
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I loved the books.

I can't wait for the movie.
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I loved the books.

I can't wait for the movie.
Well, this is one of those rare occasions where the movie should have a real chance to be better than the book!
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