Sony pocket edition, mine - RIP

[ardeegee]

Originally Posted by Poppaea

Hermes, have you considered buying a clay tablet?

Yes, but how many books on cannabis and opium can you buy on clay tablets? How many clay tablets are aimed primarily at heterosexual males? Can you read out loud from a clay tablet while sitting under a tree?

[Poppaea]

Originally Posted by ardeegee

Yes, but how many books on cannabis and opium can you buy on clay tablets? How many clay tablets are aimed primarily at heterosexual males? Can you read out loud from a clay tablet while sitting under a tree?

It depends. First of all you need a baobab tree and some "friends" aka fellow drug fiends. Then you have to make sure no suspicious wifi is sent from the tree leafs and the address of the tree is wrong. Next you have to find someone who will read aloud but as the text is sacred (its the one about making hash-brownies) the person has to omit all vowels while reading to not disturb the sacred waves. If everything works out fine you will find yourself in the arms of morpheus before long.

[Poppaea]

Originally Posted by Poppaea

It depends. First of all you need a baobab tree and some "friends" aka fellow drug fiends. Then you have to make sure no suspicious wifi is sent from the tree leafs and the address of the tree is wrong. Next you have to find someone who will read aloud but as the text is sacred (its the one about making hash-brownies) the person has to omit all vowels while reading to not disturb the sacred waves. If everything works out fine you will find yourself in the arms of morpheus before long.

Wow!! This seems to work as obviously everyone fell asleep on this thread. Awesome

[ardeegee]

Originally Posted by Poppaea

Wow!! This seems to work as obviously everyone fell asleep on this thread. Awesome

I was thinking of some lame Matrix joke about being in the arms of Morpheus being better than being in the arms of Neo, then I considered that both would have a more or less equal lack of appeal, then I tried and remembered the name of the character played by Carrie Anne Moss, then thought that she doesn't particularly do it for me either, then I sort of just gave up on the whole thing....

[Ripplinger]

Fans of hermes can follow his postings in the Kobo forum that I stumbled on when just checking opinions on their newest reader.
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=139002
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=138998

Although I find reactions to him the funniest.

[ScalyFreak]

Originally Posted by ardeegee

I was thinking of some lame Matrix joke about being in the arms of Morpheus being better than being in the arms of Neo, then I considered that both would have a more or less equal lack of appeal, then I tried and remembered the name of the character played by Carrie Anne Moss, then thought that she doesn't particularly do it for me either, then I sort of just gave up on the whole thing....

Instead of moving on to Niobe? Psssh.