Silliness Chicken - Page 3

Wetdogeared · 06-07-2011, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by orlok

pooh_bear and AprilHare - might this be if use in the fight?

Spoiler:

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

That poor bloke. i wonder if he is in the Guinness book of records as the smallest man?

Now that's thinking outside the box!

dreams · 06-07-2011, 03:06 AM

{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

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{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}

SneakySnake · 06-07-2011, 03:20 AM

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 03:34 AM

Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.

<successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop>

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

SneakySnake · 06-07-2011, 04:05 AM

will the next verse include various types of curry with rice?

AprilHare · 06-07-2011, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lestatar

Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...

Sounded nice up to here..

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Originally Posted by lestatar

Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.

You FIEND! How could you do this to poor defenceless chooks?

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Originally Posted by lestatar

That's what you think. It's a fiendish labyrinth and you will never get out. NEVER GET OUT!

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Originally Posted by lestatar

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

There are quite a few chicken poets out there who know better!

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Originally Posted by dreams

{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

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{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}

Thanks for showing me! You're now on my CCTV..

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 09:22 AM

April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!

It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes!

1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.

MJK2111 · 06-07-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.

I've got one...how about calling the group "DINNER"...that has a nice ring to it!

Wetdogeared · 06-07-2011, 10:26 AM

Here's a slogan for your group:

KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good.

[Did I say that out loud?]

BenG · 06-07-2011, 11:33 AM

It's a bovine conspiracy.

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!

...

Ummm, not so!

I am ethnic Chinese. Guess what?

We LOVE chicken heads so its not all about your luscious drumsticks, thighs and breast meat.

[oh, don't forget the Dim Sum delicacy of chicken feet!]

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 12:42 PM

It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!

[must fortify the coop ASAP]

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 12:47 PM

@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake...

FYI, Chinese eat snakes too

nom-nom-nom!

TGS · 06-07-2011, 04:47 PM

You have been warned!

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 04:49 PM

Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one!

06-07-2011, 03:06 AM	#32
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	{shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.} ................ {You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken}

06-07-2011, 03:34 AM	#34
lestatar LB's lolz Mutt Minion Posts: 2,902 Karma: 5700001 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Hong Kong now but NYC forever Device: Kindle3, GalaxyTab, BB Bold9700, BB 8300, Sony Clie, Palm Vx, Palm III	Oh chicken, oh chicken, How I do love thee! Let me count the ways... Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more... In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks, From appetizer to entree, Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced, Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken, You are simply a favorite delight. <successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop> with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere Last edited by lestatar; 06-07-2011 at 03:37 AM.

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06-07-2011, 03:20 AM	#33
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis

06-07-2011, 04:05 AM	#35
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	will the next verse include various types of curry with rice?

06-07-2011, 09:22 AM	#37
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,232 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit! It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes! 1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members. 2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services! 3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations. 4. Add a PayPal donation button.

06-07-2011, 10:26 AM	#39
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,781 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	Here's a slogan for your group: KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good. [Did I say that out loud?]

06-07-2011, 11:33 AM	#40
BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,730 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6	It's a bovine conspiracy.

06-07-2011, 12:42 PM	#42
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,232 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe! [must fortify the coop ASAP]

06-07-2011, 12:47 PM	#43
lestatar LB's lolz Mutt Minion Posts: 2,902 Karma: 5700001 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Hong Kong now but NYC forever Device: Kindle3, GalaxyTab, BB Bold9700, BB 8300, Sony Clie, Palm Vx, Palm III	@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake... FYI, Chinese eat snakes too nom-nom-nom!

06-07-2011, 04:47 PM	#44
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	You have been warned!

06-07-2011, 04:49 PM	#45
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,232 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one!