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SameOldStory · 10-17-2010, 08:30 PM

Thanks, Recluse. I was just starting to worry. I have a couple of yellow belly skunks in my family, so I know the feeling.

SameOldStory · 10-17-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Hibernation - everyone snoozes though their winter.

Hibernation and just plain old sloth should be mandatory for all prisoners not used to help make Soylent Green. I don't want them exercising. I want them laying on a couch, watching TV, and eating Hostess Twinkies all day long. I want to out run them, or at least beat them up if they cause problems upon release from prison.

But for the common person that may be a very good idea. Just think, they can hibernate in a coffin sized box on alternating days, weeks, or months. While they are hibernating someone else can live in their 4 foot high apartment, and work in their 4 foot high office.

Sparrow is the kind of progressive thinker that the whole world needs.

Fat Abe · 10-17-2010, 08:58 PM

I am being totally facetious. For every child that a woman has, she must accept insemination by a donation from a genius bank. Not only might this improve the gene pool, but it would certainly reverse the decline in test scores. The only trouble with this solution is the statistic that 4-6 sigma men are a small part of the population, and in certain parts of the world, they are nonexistent.

jes1 · 10-18-2010, 03:11 PM

Just send out notice of an impending global disaster and we will have to evacuate the earth. Send the telephone sanitizers, and other essential personal on the first ship....

SameOldStory · 10-18-2010, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Abe

I am being totally facetious. For every child that a woman has, she must accept insemination by a donation from a genius bank. Not only might this improve the gene pool, but it would certainly reverse the decline in test scores. The only trouble with this solution is the statistic that 4-6 sigma men are a small part of the population, and in certain parts of the world, they are nonexistent.

That's a good idea. I'll start having my sperm cloned.

Future birth rate = ZERO.

So what if it leads to the death of mankind.

SameOldStory · 10-18-2010, 07:55 PM

While doing deep research in my quest to easy world population and the suffering of mankind I came across this tantalizing demonstration of super powers. This could be just what the world needs!

Does anyone know how we can get in touch with this guy?

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10-17-2010, 08:30 PM	#31
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Thanks, Recluse. I was just starting to worry. I have a couple of yellow belly skunks in my family, so I know the feeling.

10-17-2010, 08:58 PM	#33
Fat Abe Man Who Stares at Books Posts: 1,826 Karma: 10606722 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 50th State, USA. Also, PA, NY, CA, and elsewhere. Device: All of the Above	I am being totally facetious. For every child that a woman has, she must accept insemination by a donation from a genius bank. Not only might this improve the gene pool, but it would certainly reverse the decline in test scores. The only trouble with this solution is the statistic that 4-6 sigma men are a small part of the population, and in certain parts of the world, they are nonexistent.

10-18-2010, 03:11 PM	#34
jes1 Zealot Posts: 139 Karma: 698 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Device: Astak EZReader, Dell Axim x50v, iPod Touch, nook	Just send out notice of an impending global disaster and we will have to evacuate the earth. Send the telephone sanitizers, and other essential personal on the first ship....

10-18-2010, 07:55 PM	#36
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	While doing deep research in my quest to easy world population and the suffering of mankind I came across this tantalizing demonstration of super powers. This could be just what the world needs! Does anyone know how we can get in touch with this guy?

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