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Old 04-25-2014, 07:23 AM   #44251
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Old 04-25-2014, 07:48 AM   #44252
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Old 04-25-2014, 08:47 AM   #44253
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I never knew that cars had a taste for chicken.
Perhaps Cuda was just racing along when Pooh was crossing the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, his Acme Automatic Road Crossing Machine catapulted him into the grill of an oncoming muscle car.
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Old 04-25-2014, 08:51 AM   #44254
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Perhaps Cuda was just racing along when Pooh was crossing the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, his Acme Automatic Road Crossing Machine catapulted him into the grill of an oncoming muscle car.
A shocking tale! I hope pooh's OK.
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Old 04-25-2014, 08:58 AM   #44255
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:01 AM   #44256
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Perhaps Cuda was just racing along when Pooh was crossing the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, his Acme Automatic Road Crossing Machine catapulted him into the grill of an oncoming muscle car.
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A shocking tale! I hope pooh's OK.
I do not believe that is the real Pooh. I think he cloned himself on one of his little "adventures" in the BEL's lab. The real Pooh is sitting in a lair roost somewhere safe and sound while his "clones" go out and face the dangers that exist for a chicken.
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:02 AM   #44257
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:10 AM   #44258
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An army of cloned poohbear_ncs? Surely not!

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Old 04-25-2014, 09:17 AM   #44259
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A shocking tale! I hope pooh's OK.
whether he is or isn't, I'm sure I'll somehow get the blame...

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I do not believe that is the real Pooh. I think he cloned himself on one of his little "adventures" in the BEL's lab. The real Pooh is sitting in a lair roost somewhere safe and sound while his "clones" go out and face the dangers that exist for a chicken.
Given the affinity chickens seem to have for crossing roads*, it may not be too long before he runs out. Besides we'll catch on to the ploy when we start seeing multiple carcasses.


* though in my area, it's the Canada Geese that pretty much have the road crossing monopoly.
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:20 AM   #44260
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Given the affinity chickens seem to have for crossing roads*, it may not be too long before he runs out. Besides we'll catch on to the ploy when we start seeing multiple carcasses.


* though in my area, it's the Canada Geese that pretty much have the road crossing monopoly.
Perhaps that is why he has broken in on more than one occasion. He needs to restock his supply.
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:27 AM   #44261
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Just make sure the cloning machine doesn't get stuck on like Lintilla's.

I win.
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:28 AM   #44262
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*yawn* Hey! What happened? The last thing that I remember was roasting an impish elf last night .... then there were bright lights, loud music, and I think I heard barking ... then BAM! I woke up with grill marks ..... hmmmm ..... was a certain MR member doing some off-road driving?

I'VE BEEN HIT & RUN!

*searching the ACME catalog for revenge protection*

*placing order for ACME Road Crossing Safety Barrier*

This should keep me safe - "allows chickens to safely cross roads without fear of becoming road kill ... oncoming vehicles encounter an invisible ramp which propels them over the chicken .... landing cushion sold separately"
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:50 AM   #44263
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I woke up with grill marks
Darn, now I'm hungry for a chicken panini sandwich...

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Old 04-25-2014, 09:58 AM   #44264
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Old 04-25-2014, 10:05 AM   #44265
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That was close. I hope I got those spoiler tags on there in time.

I win.
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