Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 290

montsnmags · 04-27-2009, 08:53 PM

You Only Live A Forthnight Last Tuesday

Q: Harv, this is the new ZCD Cocktail Shaker I've been developing

Harv: Nice...what does it do?

Q: By applying the appropriate ingredients and shaking vigorously it'll produce an advanced, reality-altering hallucinogen that will incapacitate a person for the previous fortnight

Harv: ...

Q: What?

Harv: So, it's just a normal ZCD Cocktail Shaker?

Q: I'll have you know that It's made of carbon fibre, and has an Aston Martin logo in the side!

Harv: ...

Q: It's also wireless...

Harv: ...

Q: ...for the intehwebs

Harv: ...

Q: ...

Harv: You've gotten lazy, haven't you, Q?

Q: Sorry, I got caught up in the MR Llounge and ran out of time

Harv: Well, take a sip and give yourself a fortnight's credit

Q: Good idea. Can I get you a drink?

Harv: I thought you'd never ask

[WORLD EXPLODES WHEN EVIL MASTERMIND'S DEMANDS ARE NOT MET]

yvanleterrible · 04-27-2009, 08:53 PM

You rang? Someone needs a villain?

Mwaaahahahaha..*cough, cough, cough* (needs more practice)

nekokami · 04-27-2009, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Trying to get the idea of a Bond spoof out of my head (and no, I don't mean the original Casino Royale with David Niven). Problem is the cast list (and story, and plot, and ....). At present cast goes:

Bond: Harv
Bond Girl: Vera
M: Patricia
Moneypenny: Zelda
Q: Marc
Felix Leiter/Jack Wade: RSE
Chief Villian: DixieGal (overacting to a tee)
Villian's main henchwoman: ShortAndCuddlyAm
<need lots more characters/bit parts....>

The plot: an evil plan to gain total control over the world supply of chocolate, and selling it to the highest bidder (which would naturally result in world domination....)

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Scientist captured by Villain: GeoffC
Scientist's guard: badgoodDeb

I'd like to be a quirky independent in the field, possibly working for the PFOFTCG (People's Front of Organic Fair Trade Chocolate Growers, not to be confused with the OFTCGPF or the P[opular]FOFTCG), who might be of unexpected assistance to the heroes, but in an ambiguous, "our goals may align for now, but that's no guarantee in the future" kind of way.

GeoffC · 04-28-2009, 04:03 AM

At times like this, the World needs all the chocolate it can get (and keep) .... at ..tt...ishoo .....

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-28-2009, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

At times like this, the World needs all the chocolate it can get (and keep) .... at ..tt...ishoo .....

Exactly. So by dominating the trade we'll be ensuring a consistent supply of the stuff. After all, we're interested in profits as well as chocolate, so it would make no sense to hoarde the stuff, now would it? :angelicsmile:

zelda_pinwheel · 04-28-2009, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

You Only Live A Forthnight Last Tuesday

Q: Harv, this is the new ZCD Cocktail Shaker I've been developing

Harv: Nice...what does it do?

Q: By applying the appropriate ingredients and shaking vigorously it'll produce an advanced, reality-altering hallucinogen that will incapacitate a person for the previous fortnight

Harv: ...

Q: What?

Harv: So, it's just a normal ZCD Cocktail Shaker?

Q: I'll have you know that It's made of carbon fibre, and has an Aston Martin logo in the side!

Harv: ...

Q: It's also wireless...

Harv: ...

Q: ...for the intehwebs

Harv: ...

Q: ...

Harv: You've gotten lazy, haven't you, Q?

Q: Sorry, I got caught up in the MR Llounge and ran out of time

Harv: Well, take a sip and give yourself a fortnight's credit

Q: Good idea. Can I get you a drink?

Harv: I thought you'd never ask

[WORLD EXPLODES WHEN EVIL MASTERMIND'S DEMANDS ARE NOT MET]

Zany Carter Deluxe : the Apocalypse in a glass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekokami

I'd like to be a quirky independent in the field, possibly working for the PFOFTCG (People's Front of Organic Fair Trade Chocolate Growers, not to be confused with the OFTCGPF or the P[opular]FOFTCG), who might be of unexpected assistance to the heroes, but in an ambiguous, "our goals may align for now, but that's no guarantee in the future" kind of way.

this story is brilliant already.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-28-2009, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

You Only Live A Forthnight Last Tuesday

*applauds*

Brilliant

Patricia · 04-28-2009, 08:53 AM

I'm currently very involved in the campaign against cutting all the Humanities and Welsh teaching at the Cardiff Centre for Lifelong Learning.

We've got an online petition now
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/s...ing/index.html

and there's a link to our blog in my new signature.

zelda_pinwheel · 04-28-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

I'm currently very involved in the campaign against cutting all the Humanities and Welsh teaching at the Cardiff Centre for Lifelong Learning.

We've got an online petition now
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/s...ing/index.html

and there's a link to our blog in my new signature.

how is the campaign going, patricia ? have you had any good news yet ? and, can anyone sign your petition, or only residents of wales ? i'll sign it with pleasure and enthusiasm if there's no geographical restriction.

pshrynk · 04-28-2009, 08:57 AM

Right now, I'm avoiding getting into the new Electronic Medical Record, which turns out to be more annoying than you can imagine. Even more annoying than Marc can imagine.

Moejoe · 04-28-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

I'm currently very involved in the campaign against cutting all the Humanities and Welsh teaching at the Cardiff Centre for Lifelong Learning.

We've got an online petition now
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/s...ing/index.html

and there's a link to our blog in my new signature.

Signed

GeoffC · 04-28-2009, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moejoe

Signed

ditto .... with a contribution ....

montsnmags · 04-28-2009, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Right now, I'm avoiding getting into the new Electronic Medical Record, which turns out to be more annoying than you can imagine. Even more annoying than Marc can imagine.

Are you sure, because I can imagine some pretty annoying stuff...like that idiotic "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips" song, why I just want to jam each of those annoyingly unfunny, moronic bastiches down hard onto the unlubricated, rough end of a pineapple, by the gods, I so do, and what the hell's up with that shite-lyric "Your sex is on fire" blather-ballad, it sounds like a farkin' ode to a googly bits rash, or at least to its topical cream, I'd grab those feeble-minded droolers and blowtorch their tadgers "clean" if they want to moan about it so bloody much, gods-damned tuneless twats [mumble grumble]...

nekokami · 04-28-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

ditto .... with a contribution ....

Signed... GeoffC, you understand that your contribution was to iPetitions, not to the Centre, right?

zelda_pinwheel · 04-28-2009, 10:07 AM

i've signed as well. good luck, patricia !

04-27-2009, 08:53 PM	#4336
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	You Only Live A Forthnight Last Tuesday Q: Harv, this is the new ZCD Cocktail Shaker I've been developing Harv: Nice...what does it do? Q: By applying the appropriate ingredients and shaking vigorously it'll produce an advanced, reality-altering hallucinogen that will incapacitate a person for the previous fortnight Harv: ... Q: What? Harv: So, it's just a normal ZCD Cocktail Shaker? Q: I'll have you know that It's made of carbon fibre, and has an Aston Martin logo in the side! Harv: ... Q: It's also wireless... Harv: ... Q: ...for the intehwebs Harv: ... Q: ... Harv: You've gotten lazy, haven't you, Q? Q: Sorry, I got caught up in the MR Llounge and ran out of time Harv: Well, take a sip and give yourself a fortnight's credit Q: Good idea. Can I get you a drink? Harv: I thought you'd never ask [WORLD EXPLODES WHEN EVIL MASTERMIND'S DEMANDS ARE NOT MET]

04-27-2009, 08:53 PM	#4337
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	You rang? Someone needs a villain? Mwaaahahahaha..cough, cough, cough (needs more practice)

04-28-2009, 04:03 AM	#4339
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	At times like this, the World needs all the chocolate it can get (and keep) .... at ..tt...ishoo .....

04-28-2009, 08:53 AM	#4343
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	I'm currently very involved in the campaign against cutting all the Humanities and Welsh teaching at the Cardiff Centre for Lifelong Learning. We've got an online petition now http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/s...ing/index.html and there's a link to our blog in my new signature.

04-28-2009, 08:57 AM	#4345
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Right now, I'm avoiding getting into the new Electronic Medical Record, which turns out to be more annoying than you can imagine. Even more annoying than Marc can imagine.

04-28-2009, 10:07 AM	#4350
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	i've signed as well. good luck, patricia !