Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 29

AprilHare · 09-20-2010, 10:10 PM

You can keep your quack!

However, free corn is tempting...

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Say April H, I've been loosing a bit of weight lately. I'm only saying that because I think that I can kelp you loose a little too.

I have a surgeon that wants to help you at no charge. He does it free 'cause he makes most of his money in the fast food industry. This really is a once in your life opportunity, please don't delay.

And if you come over in the next 5 minutes, you get free corn.

Poohbear, we're going to need you too to help after the surgery. You can make popcorn chicken. Sorry there, bad keyboard.

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 10:44 PM

Why do we have such angry and suspicious poultry here on MR?

I try my best to include them in festive back yard activities, and what do I get? Nasty mean tempered clucks!

Do you know how much work it takes to find a doctor willing to remove excess nuggets from a chicken? For free, too!

You guys just need to chill out for a bit. And I just happen to have space in my fridge for both of you. Trust me. I really am a nice guy, and I love chicken. I mean chickens.

AprilHare · 09-21-2010, 12:17 AM

I need my nuggets, they fill out my suit!
I'm chilling fine right where I am, thankyou.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Why do we have such angry and suspicious poultry here on MR?

I try my best to include them in festive back yard activities, and what do I get? Nasty mean tempered clucks!

Do you know how much work it takes to find a doctor willing to remove excess nuggets from a chicken? For free, too!

You guys just need to chill out for a bit. And I just happen to have space in my fridge for both of you. Trust me. I really am a nice guy, and I love chicken. I mean chickens.

poohbear_nc · 09-21-2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

I need my nuggets, they fill out my suit!
I'm chilling fine right where I am, thankyou.

Have to agree with my feathered friend! I'm quite fond of my nuggets, and chilling at home agrees with me.
Can I have a rain check? Say, till it actually rains here? [we're in a drought right now]

SameOldStory · 09-21-2010, 12:23 PM

April H, I'm concerned about your health. You really do need to loose a few nuggets.

Poohbear, you don't have a nugget to loose. I need to see you real soon to fatten you up a bit.

Both of you need to come here to the KF Corporation right away. When I get through with you, even you mother wouldn't recognize you.

dsvick · 09-21-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Both of you need to come here to the KF Corporation right away.

Kind to Fowls Corporation?

poohbear_nc · 09-21-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

Kind to Fowls Corporation?

Oh my - have I been mis-interpreting your kind gestures? Kind to Fowls? Why, that would be me!

Errr.... just what Kind of Fowls are we speaking of?

SameOldStory · 09-21-2010, 03:51 PM

Yeah. What he said.

Kind to Fools Corporation.

I like all kinds of birds. I especially like gebraaide hoender, grillkylling, poulet rôti, and stegt chicken.

AprilHare · 09-21-2010, 06:45 PM

Hang on! That KF Corporation... sounds familiar...
.. Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Run poohbear_nc, they're after us!
They'll be no losing nuggets for me!

poohbear_nc · 09-21-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Yeah. What he said.

Kind to Fools Corporation.

I like all kinds of birds. I especially like gebraaide hoender, grillkylling, poulet rôti, and stegt chicken.

Oh no - they've been possessed by evil spirits - and are speaking in tongues! Quick! Call the exorcist!

AprilHare · 09-21-2010, 07:24 PM

I know a farmyard barn where we can live on the lam pooh..

poohbear_nc · 09-21-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

I know a farmyard barn where we can live on the lam pooh..

Check the side of the barn! Make sure there's no devil sign of KFC!!!
This guy's really persistent!

SameOldStory · 09-21-2010, 07:50 PM

Quick! April H., Poohbear! I can protect you.

Hurry over to my place the chicken zombies are closing in on the two of you.

OVER HERE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

I CAN SAVE YOU!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

RUN, CHICKENS RUN!

poohbear_nc · 09-21-2010, 07:54 PM

Wait a minute, Chicken Run - I remember that movie - turning chickens into meat pies! You fiend! We'll let the zombie fowl consume you!

SameOldStory · 09-21-2010, 09:24 PM

Well, with a small minded attitude like that, all I can say is poor zombie chickens.

They'll starve.

Zombie chickens eat chicken brains. Just thought I'd tell you.

Not that YOU will listen to me. But when they come knocking at your coop it may be too late.

Or you can come and live with use. I kinda already told the wife and kid that you were comming.

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09-20-2010, 10:44 PM	#422
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Why do we have such angry and suspicious poultry here on MR? I try my best to include them in festive back yard activities, and what do I get? Nasty mean tempered clucks! Do you know how much work it takes to find a doctor willing to remove excess nuggets from a chicken? For free, too! You guys just need to chill out for a bit. And I just happen to have space in my fridge for both of you. Trust me. I really am a nice guy, and I love chicken. I mean chickens.

09-21-2010, 12:23 PM	#425
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	April H, I'm concerned about your health. You really do need to loose a few nuggets. Poohbear, you don't have a nugget to loose. I need to see you real soon to fatten you up a bit. Both of you need to come here to the KF Corporation right away. When I get through with you, even you mother wouldn't recognize you.

09-21-2010, 03:51 PM	#428
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Yeah. What he said. Kind to Fools Corporation. I like all kinds of birds. I especially like gebraaide hoender, grillkylling, poulet rôti, and stegt chicken.

09-21-2010, 06:45 PM	#429
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Hang on! That KF Corporation... sounds familiar... .. Kentucky Fried Chicken! Run poohbear_nc, they're after us! They'll be no losing nuggets for me!

09-21-2010, 07:24 PM	#431
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	I know a farmyard barn where we can live on the lam pooh..

09-21-2010, 07:50 PM	#433
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Quick! April H., Poohbear! I can protect you. Hurry over to my place the chicken zombies are closing in on the two of you. OVER HERE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I CAN SAVE YOU!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. RUN, CHICKENS RUN!

09-21-2010, 07:54 PM	#434
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,635 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Wait a minute, Chicken Run - I remember that movie - turning chickens into meat pies! You fiend! We'll let the zombie fowl consume you!

09-21-2010, 09:24 PM	#435
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Well, with a small minded attitude like that, all I can say is poor zombie chickens. They'll starve. Zombie chickens eat chicken brains. Just thought I'd tell you. Not that YOU will listen to me. But when they come knocking at your coop it may be too late. Or you can come and live with use. I kinda already told the wife and kid that you were comming.

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