Corrupt-a-Wish

[radioflyertoo]

Granted - but those squirrels stole the batteries, broke the screen and let the magic smoke out of the chips.

I wish my Pumpkins wouldn't drink and then talk about stealing your drinks.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Granted - but those squirrels stole the batteries, broke the screen and let the magic smoke out of the chips.

I wish my Pumpkins wouldn't drink and then talk about stealing your drinks.

Granted, instead of talking about stealing drinks, they actually steal them. But since they're not drinking anymore they pour them out instead.

I wish I had a weapon that was effective against pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels that try too break my e-reader.

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish my Pumpkins wouldn't drink and then talk about stealing your drinks.

Granted. They steal your drinks without talking about it first.

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I had a weapon that was effective against pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels that try too break my e-reader.

Granted. It's 100% effective, assuming you can aim at one. Unfortunately there is the whole invisibility thing.

I wish for a massive surplus of powerful death-ray pistols that were squirrels sized so I could run an arms business for the invisible pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Granted - but those squirrels stole the batteries, broke the screen and let the magic smoke out of the chips.

I wish my Pumpkins wouldn't drink and then talk about stealing your drinks.

Granted. The Pumpkins are no longer drinking or talking about stealing your drinks. Instead they are plotting with a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels that just appeared through another a rift in the space-time continuum (the continuum is somewhat threadbare around here....). Be afraid. Be very afraid....

I wish I didn't feel I was playing the role of Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss in the Pink Pather Strikes again, with Peter Sellers' role taken by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

[Slite]

Ok, too many corruptive genies around again

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by Slite

Ok, too many corruptive genies around again

I edited my post so it replied to yours. Now we just need someone to grant mine and LazyScot's wishes.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

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I wish for a massive surplus of powerful death-ray pistols that were squirrels sized so I could run an arms business for the invisible pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

Granted: Allow me to introduce myself. Evil-Marc, CEO of Montsnmags Enteprises, also specialising in coordinating the Armament Division's multiversal sales contracts (the latter, purely as a hobby). I am sure we can come to some...arrangement, Dylrob. I've never received a single customer complaint, I promise. [insert evil laugh]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

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I wish I didn't feel I was playing the role of Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss in the Pink Pather Strikes again, with Peter Sellers' role taken by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

Granted, you are now playing Peter Sellers' role in The Pink Panther Strikes Again, and Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss is now being played by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

I wish, as a pan-galactic megalomaniac that has destroyed more worlds than you've had pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels in your pantry, that I was loved.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted: Allow me to introduce myself. Evil-Marc, CEO of Montsnmags Enteprises, also specialising in coordinating the Armament Division's multiversal sales contracts (the latter, purely as a hobby). I am sure we can come to some...arrangement, Dylrob. I've never received a single customer complaint, I promise. [insert evil laugh]



Granted, you are now playing Peter Sellers' role in The Pink Panther Strikes Again, and Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss is now being played by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.

I wish, as a pan-galactic megalomaniac that has destroyed more worlds than you've had pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels in your pantry, that I was loved.

Granted, you are loved, by pan-galactic megalomaniac that has destroyed more worlds than you've had pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels, and they all wuv you so much they are wearing ruffled bloomers in your honor.

I wish I could get the picture of Marc wearing ruffled bloomers out of my mind

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Slite

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I wish I could get the picture of Marc wearing ruffled bloomers out of my mind

Granted: Marc takes the ruffled bloomers off.

I wish that breeze sneaking up low behind me wasn't so chilly.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted: Marc takes the ruffled bloomers off.

I wish that breeze sneaking up low behind me wasn't so chilly.

Oh, thanks, THAT mental picture is even worse....

Granted, the breeze changes direction and sneaks up in front of you instead, your "harbles" are getting distinctly "chilly"

I wish I could forget the last few wishes...

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I could forget the last few wishes...

Granted. However you are both very confused and extremely disturbed by a range of photos you have of Evil-Marc and his squirrel fans.... And questions are being asked that you can't answer.... There are indications that psychatric assistance might be offered....

I wish I could understand why the journalists need to stand outside a shop that has closed down, or a house that has been repossessed, to explain the impact of the financial situation (what's wrong with the studio?).

[pshrynk]

Drink heavily and leave me a voice mail in the morning.

$300 please you can pay the Luddite by the entrance to the super secret escape tunnel that we really aren't telling LazyScot about.

[Wordcrasher]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. However you are both very confused and extremely disturbed by a range of photos you have of Evil-Marc and his squirrel fans.... And questions are being asked that you can't answer.... There are indications that psychatric assistance might be offered....

I wish I could understand why the journalists need to stand outside a shop that has closed down, or a house that has been repossessed, to explain the impact of the financial situation (what's wrong with the studio?).

Granted. You know the reason why journalists do that. But you cannot remember it.

I wish I could decide if I should buy an ebookwise or not....

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

I wish I could decide if I should buy an ebookwise or not....

Granted. You decided whether you should or not. Unfortunately, you can't remember your decision and buy one of each reader currently available in the market.

I wish I had a nice bowl of vanilla ice cream

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

I wish I could decide if I should buy an ebookwise or not....

Granted. You've decided to say "ciao" to the ebookwise....

I wish I knew why the journalist doing an article on global warning felt it was a good idea to go out driving so he could talk about how bad driving was to the environment.