Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 2897

Solitaire1 · 04-09-2014, 06:08 AM

*Solitaire1 looks around and sees a leopard in the dark (fortunately a spotted leopard) who is looking around. I turn on my handy-dandy leopard-to-english translator and interpret its growls to mean "I'm looking for a mouse for a small snack, I'm feeling a little bit peckish."*

pdurrant · 04-09-2014, 06:10 AM

"... but a mad scientist will do."

I secretly take the win as Solitaire1 gets chased by a spotted leopard.

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 08:35 AM

Leapords like meat, not pies, so I'm safe.

5thWiggle · 04-09-2014, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Down in the cellar, in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"?

Actually, it's "Beware of the Puma" as it's a (Evil)Canadian cellar and there are no leopards in (Evil) Canada. Also, I keep my special leopard repelling rock handy at all times.

Plus there is an alarm system that recites the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, at you.

Pumas love meat pies...

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 09:04 AM

Why are we worrying about a piece of paper?

5thWiggle · 04-09-2014, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieMan597

Why are we worrying about a piece of paper?

I'm not.

I'm worried about Pumas...
...and poetry. But not Leopards.

But I win, so that's OK

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 09:14 AM

You winning is not okay!

5thWiggle · 04-09-2014, 09:21 AM

But our piece of paper says it is ok.

Go check.

be careful of the puma though...

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 09:32 AM

The paper dosen't change that I'm winning.

5thWiggle · 04-09-2014, 10:01 AM

No, but it says that it's OK for us to win.

So we are.

And you are not.

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 10:09 AM

I'm still winning.

red_phoenix · 04-09-2014, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

No, but it says that it's OK for us to win.

So we are.

And you are not.

You must have some pie eating minions sitting around doing nothing.

Put them to work.

PieMan597 · 04-09-2014, 10:53 AM

I'm not a minion!

HomeInMyShoes · 04-09-2014, 11:22 AM

How do we know for sure? Scientist! Come and run some tests.

pdurrant · 04-09-2014, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Plus there is an alarm system that recites the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, at you.

Just so long as it doesn't recite the poetry of Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, Essex.

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04-09-2014, 06:08 AM	#43441
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 15,035 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Solitaire1 looks around and sees a leopard in the dark (fortunately a spotted leopard) who is looking around. I turn on my handy-dandy leopard-to-english translator and interpret its growls to mean "I'm looking for a mouse for a small snack, I'm feeling a little bit peckish."

04-09-2014, 06:10 AM	#43442
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,522 Karma: 318089662 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	"... but a mad scientist will do." I secretly take the win as Solitaire1 gets chased by a spotted leopard.

04-09-2014, 08:35 AM	#43443
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	Leapords like meat, not pies, so I'm safe.

04-09-2014, 09:04 AM	#43445
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	Why are we worrying about a piece of paper?

04-09-2014, 09:14 AM	#43447
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	You winning is not okay!

04-09-2014, 09:21 AM	#43448
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	But our piece of paper says it is ok. Go check. be careful of the puma though...

04-09-2014, 09:32 AM	#43449
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	The paper dosen't change that I'm winning.

04-09-2014, 10:01 AM	#43450
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	No, but it says that it's OK for us to win. So we are. And you are not.

04-09-2014, 10:09 AM	#43451
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	I'm still winning.

04-09-2014, 10:53 AM	#43453
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	I'm not a minion!

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04-09-2014, 11:22 AM	#43454
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	How do we know for sure? Scientist! Come and run some tests.