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Old 12-19-2011, 03:51 PM   #4306
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:54 PM   #4307
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit, "You ever have a problem with, uh, stuff, sticking to your fur?"

"No, I don't have that problem," replied the rabbit.

"Good," said the bear, and then he wiped his butt with rabbit.

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I can't help but think of this joke every time I see one of those commercials with the animated bears selling toilet paper.
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:19 PM   #4308
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Some guys from Maine dressed their truck up with a guy spread eagle on the roof of the truck.
The driver and passenger put on Moose Heads. Down the Maine Toll interstate they went causing about 16 accidents.
They went to jail. Maine cops have no sense of humor.

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Snopes says that's a real photograph, but an inaccurate description. There have been no news reports of "moose head shock" accidents happening in Maine or anywhere else.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:49 PM   #4309
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Old 12-20-2011, 07:03 PM   #4310
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:50 PM   #4311
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:49 PM   #4312
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Old 12-21-2011, 05:52 AM   #4313
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Old 12-21-2011, 06:40 AM   #4314
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Old 12-21-2011, 07:56 AM   #4315
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Old 12-21-2011, 07:57 AM   #4316
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Old 12-21-2011, 08:06 AM   #4317
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:27 PM   #4318
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He has a wife that looks like that and he is thinking about a motorcycle?
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:39 PM   #4319
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:43 PM   #4320
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