Silliness Convenient Lies - Page 28

poohbear_nc · 04-25-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Is this a fill-in-the-blanks plan?

I even "quoted" it to see if anything was written in white in the blanks!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-25-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Is this a fill-in-the-blanks plan?

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

I even "quoted" it to see if anything was written in white in the blanks!

It's the ol' youtube-clips-not-loading plan, and it seems to be working.

It seems a bit of an odd plan to have at this stage, but who'm I to argue?

Anyone want any breath freshener mints? They're garlic flavoured...

FlorenceArt · 04-25-2010, 04:50 PM

Oh, I see... should this read:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvisconte

Wait... why is this looking more like a scene from "Deliverance?"

"diddle-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee..."

Come on! Deliverance was Georgia -- this is Virginia.

Dagnabit in-bred chickens...

That's what we need! Breading! And a huge fire, to take the place of the plasma jets.

Hang on Dave, we're gonna reduce those damnable chickens to alarm clocks.

Clovis, get that ol' weed burner and fill it with some 'shine, we're gonna have to exterminate before we go rescue Tiny.

Plan? Who the hell said we have a plan? I have a scheme to capture / schwindle some Atzec gold, oggle the female crew members. (totally different than oggling the crew's members), mate with some native virgins, become Monarch of Lemuria (hey, look at me, I'm King o' the Monkeys!).

You think I PLANNED this?
Piloting a stolen dirigible across un-charted space (and time),
smuggling probably-stolen organs,
trying to run things using a SOP manual written in 27 languages (and a few alien hieroglyphics) with only Rosetta Stone disks to help me translate,
stuck ass-first in a farmer's field, miles from civilization,
low on supplies, chocolate, whiskey, and coffee cream,
battling cyborg chickens which don't know long-pig from lamb -- and won't eat their alarms clocks like good chickens,
teaming up with a crazy half-mutant back-woods moon-shiner,
on my way to bust a condemned man I don't even know out of a rinky-dink jail in some urban backwater,
hiking down dirt roads trying to find said rinky-dink jail,
and using poison ivey after a slit trench because we forgot to find a Sears-Roebuck catalog?

Does THAT sound like a plan to YOU, bucky?

Darn-tootin'! Ah... I love it when a plan comes together.

poohbear_nc · 04-25-2010, 05:20 PM

thanks Florence! Not that the plan is any clearer....

Quote:

Anyone want any breath freshener mints? They're garlic flavoured...

Ammmmm .... vy don't you sssstop by later for a drink? Vhiskey? Widdle dave is already here. I fear he is getting lonely in his coffin, errrr.... his vroom, I zaid vroom! Univorm optional!

mvisconte · 04-25-2010, 06:39 PM

The last several posts tend more toward the sci-fi aspect...

The PLAN? Plan 9 from Outer Space (only Deb is wearing Ed Wood's sweaters... )
"Exterminate!" the Daleks from Dr. Who
Borgenstein Chickens -- StarTrek, Next Gen and The Chicken Heart that Ate Chicago (Arch Oboler, not Jello-man).

mvisconte · 04-25-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Is this a fill-in-the-blanks plan?

Well, we fill in the blanks as we go along...

But, no, it wasn't... supposed to be. I'll see if I can re-post with the missing YouTube links.

They were then when I was writing it, but I didn't bother to check afterwards. CURSE YOU MobiRead!

Not really.

dsvick · 04-26-2010, 09:02 AM

I've got a plan, let's call it.... hmmmmm

Ohhh, I don't know, how about we call "LET'S RESCUE DAVE". It is awfully stuffy in this box thing here those stupid chickens threw me in. And plus, not only are they mean and stick little tubey things in your neck all the time, they lied... I didn't see Am, or Deb, or KK here, nothing but a bunch of silly chickens, who assaulted me when I went to, errr, help the girls.

I'll help Deb with the soup too, I'm feeling a bit peckish - hungry too.

GeoffC · 04-26-2010, 10:28 AM

we had it once, you know, the means - the need - the resource; and we could have done it too - if only ...
we had it once upon a time, way way back in the midst of theese thread; a plan so cunning it curved back and bit itself on its hind leg.
but now what do we have, a re-run of the crazy gang let loose in Disney Park in some outer state in the middle of somewhere west of the Atlantic Ocean.
sheesh, we had it once.

if only we had

done it

then ......

poohbear_nc · 04-26-2010, 12:59 PM

Errrmm.... what exactly was this "it"?

FlorenceArt · 04-26-2010, 01:33 PM

The Plan, of course

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-26-2010, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Ammmmm .... vy don't you sssstop by later for a drink? Vhiskey? Widdle dave is already here. I fear he is getting lonely in his coffin, errrr.... his vroom, I zaid vroom! Univorm optional!

Vroom vroom? Well, OK... if you want me to go away, I'll just go work on my next recipe mash-up...

mvisconte · 04-26-2010, 09:08 PM

We're a-comin' Dave! Rescue is on the way! Don't worry, I've got a sun-lamp to help you get your color back.

Sorry for the over-sight -- I was distracted.

Alright you pecky chicken, you let my buddy Dave go or ELSE! (Or else I'll send in the heavies... KK, do you like baseball? Batter up! And, I noticed the drop-down panel that holds the phased-plasma rifle, in the 40 watt range. Hold on, I'll be bach...)

"Clovis! Can you lend a hand?"

poohbear_nc · 04-26-2010, 09:17 PM

What are you going to do with Clovis' hand? What about the rest of him? Eh??

Wetdogeared · 04-26-2010, 09:23 PM

I like fried chicken. Geoff, batter up!

poohbear_nc · 04-26-2010, 09:25 PM

Well boys and girls of all species ....

Will the plucky chicken elude the maniacal machinations being launched to cook his goose?

Will dave languish in his cozy coffin dreaming dreams of Am and KK as his life blood drains into the vampiric coctail shaker?

Will the intrepid captain remember the plan in time to remind the crew that pshrynk's bar is NOT the final destination, ... maybe ...

OR ....

Will the perspicacious poultry-bot disguise himself to elude KK's bat and the captain's plasma rifle - by slipping a pair of shades over the tell-tale luridly glowing red bionic eye -- and fitting in with the rest of the crew loudly demanding Happy Hour at the bar?

Hmmm....

"You there - kangaroo boy - I'll have a dry Martini on a rock - and don't forget the beer nuts!"

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04-25-2010, 06:39 PM	#410
mvisconte pHilosopher kIng Posts: 208 Karma: 429751 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: An imperfect world Device: Laptop, laptop, desktop, phone (HTC, HTC, Asus, Asus, LG rah!)	The last several posts tend more toward the sci-fi aspect... The PLAN? Plan 9 from Outer Space (only Deb is wearing Ed Wood's sweaters... ) "Exterminate!" the Daleks from Dr. Who Borgenstein Chickens -- StarTrek, Next Gen and The Chicken Heart that Ate Chicago (Arch Oboler, not Jello-man).

04-26-2010, 09:02 AM	#412
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	I've got a plan, let's call it.... hmmmmm Ohhh, I don't know, how about we call "LET'S RESCUE DAVE". It is awfully stuffy in this box thing here those stupid chickens threw me in. And plus, not only are they mean and stick little tubey things in your neck all the time, they lied... I didn't see Am, or Deb, or KK here, nothing but a bunch of silly chickens, who assaulted me when I went to, errr, help the girls. I'll help Deb with the soup too, I'm feeling a bit peckish - hungry too.

04-26-2010, 10:28 AM	#413
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	we had it once, you know, the means - the need - the resource; and we could have done it too - if only ... we had it once upon a time, way way back in the midst of theese thread; a plan so cunning it curved back and bit itself on its hind leg. but now what do we have, a re-run of the crazy gang let loose in Disney Park in some outer state in the middle of somewhere west of the Atlantic Ocean. sheesh, we had it once. if only we had done it then ......

04-26-2010, 12:59 PM	#414
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,489 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Errrmm.... what exactly was this "it"?

04-26-2010, 01:33 PM	#415
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	The Plan, of course

04-26-2010, 09:08 PM	#417
mvisconte pHilosopher kIng Posts: 208 Karma: 429751 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: An imperfect world Device: Laptop, laptop, desktop, phone (HTC, HTC, Asus, Asus, LG rah!)	We're a-comin' Dave! Rescue is on the way! Don't worry, I've got a sun-lamp to help you get your color back. Sorry for the over-sight -- I was distracted. Alright you pecky chicken, you let my buddy Dave go or ELSE! (Or else I'll send in the heavies... KK, do you like baseball? Batter up! And, I noticed the drop-down panel that holds the phased-plasma rifle, in the 40 watt range. Hold on, I'll be bach...) "Clovis! Can you lend a hand?"

04-26-2010, 09:17 PM	#418
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,489 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	What are you going to do with Clovis' hand? What about the rest of him? Eh??

04-26-2010, 09:23 PM	#419
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	I like fried chicken. Geoff, batter up!

04-26-2010, 09:25 PM	#420
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,489 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Well boys and girls of all species .... Will the plucky chicken elude the maniacal machinations being launched to cook his goose? Will dave languish in his cozy coffin dreaming dreams of Am and KK as his life blood drains into the vampiric coctail shaker? Will the intrepid captain remember the plan in time to remind the crew that pshrynk's bar is NOT the final destination, ... maybe ... OR .... Will the perspicacious poultry-bot disguise himself to elude KK's bat and the captain's plasma rifle - by slipping a pair of shades over the tell-tale luridly glowing red bionic eye -- and fitting in with the rest of the crew loudly demanding Happy Hour at the bar? Hmmm.... "You there - kangaroo boy - I'll have a dry Martini on a rock - and don't forget the beer nuts!"

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